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Dicks by Mail! :D

Remember that look of joy you got on your face on Christmas morning when you went downstairs and unwrapped a big bag of socks? Us neither.

Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal.

In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life. You know the one. The annoying guy at the office. Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you. The Teacher that doesn't care about your dead grandma. The person that murdered your grandma.

You came to this site for one of three reasons;

1) You know someone that is a dick, but they don't know it yet.
2) You received a package from us and are wondering why. The reason why is simple; someone thinks you're a dick.
3) you are on the wrong website.

We have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes, that unfold to a big veiny cock. Moving to texting '8===D' to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below the belt pics to ladies from the bar/church. But now it's on to bigger and better things; now it's on to Dicks by Mail.

How it works

We only need a few things from you to get started; 2 minutes of your time. the mailing address of your target, and $15+shipping (you were going to spend it on drugs anyway. This is better.)

Once your order is processed an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Nothing More. Nothing Less. You will remain anonymous and silently chuckle to yourself for years to come as you picture them slowly degrading into a shell of the person they once were, always questioning their lives "Who sent this to me?", "Are there more dicks on their way?" and "Why does this keep happening to me?!". Yes their slow decent into madness will be much tastier than the bag of candy dicks you sent to them.

What are you waiting for? send a bag of dicks today!

Yummy Gummy dicks!




http://dicksbymail.com/
 
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How cool is a guy playing Thunderstruck on Flaming Bagpipes? lol

Pretty cool! :clap2:
 
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Check your closet..:)
Never mind keeping an eye on your fries...


Keep an eye on your teddy bear..
 
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Chocolate Clone-a-Pussy Kit - $24.95 Sale! $21.99

Makes an exact replica of your favorite pussy in milk chocolate! Includes everything you need to make the mold and some chocolate to fill it up with. We suggest making a lot of chocolates at one time and storing them in the fridge wrapped air tight. We sell extra chocolate in milk, dark or white.



http://chocolatefantasies.com/eroticladies.htm
 
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Run Two of the Large Hadron Collider is set to ramp up next week but beams will not go full circle before Wednesday, according to scientists at Cern.

The LHC has been shut down since early 2013, in order for the gigantic machine to be serviced and upgraded. It is now ready to run at its "design energy" - which means it will smash protons together with nearly double the energies reached during Run One. But restarting is a gradual process and every step has to be taken carefully.

Scientists working on the LHC's experiments, spaced around its famous 27km circle, now say that because of all the checking that must be done, they are not expecting proton beams until at least 25 March. This is on schedule, since the notional "restart" - defined by some as beams proceeding, inside their two pipes, all the way around the LHC in both directions - was previously promised for sometime "in the week commencing 23 March".

Even once the beams are doing complete laps, the teams do not expect to be creating actual collisions for about another two months. This is not a process that anybody wants to rush.

"It is practically a new machine," said Rolf Heuer, Cern director general, at a press conference last week. "You have to remember that during the shut down we opened the machine essentially every 20m." During that maintenance, he added, every single one of the connections between the LHC's 10,000 magnets - which steer the proton beams in a precise circle - was inspected and reinforced, "in order to be rock stable, even if there is a movement of the magnets when they go from cold to warm, or the other way around".

These superconducting electromagnets are chilled to -273C (colder than outer space) in order to do their job. Inside the beams themselves, on the other hand, things have the potential to get very hot. "You must be very careful switching on such a high power laser, so to speak, because it has a power which could melt 500 kg of copper - each beam," Dr Heuer said. "So both beams together - one tonne of copper! We don't want to do that."

So the scientists working on the seven major physics experiments (the four biggest ones being Atlas, CMS, LHCb and Alice) must be patient. They all have different sorts of detectors, many of which have also been serviced and upgraded since 2013, ready and waiting to catch all the subatomic particles that spray out of the high-energy proton collisions. Then comes the immense task of analysing the data to calculate a debris particle's energy, mass and direction - and to see if anything surprising can be revealed.

But before any of this can happen, there must be beams. "The moment they turn back on, we'll be ready and waiting for them," said Dave Charlton, spokesperson for Atlas.

http://m.bbc.com/news/science-environment-31849632
 
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Huge Vancouver Sun and Province-hosted online sale, Like It Buy It, begins Wednesday at noon

Bargain hunters — you have less than 24 hours until the start of Lower Mainland’s largest online sale!

The 2015 edition of likeitbuyitvancouver.com launches Wednesday at noon.

It features close to $3.5 million in products and nearly 5,000 items, all up to 50 per cent off.

There are literally thousands of one-of-a-kind deals, all on sale at 25 to 50 per cent off.

Presented by The Vancouver Sun and The Province, likeitbuyitvancouver.com features major discounts on brand-name bicycles, appliances, cruises, all sorts of vehicles, vacations, spas, entertainment, furnishings, kitchenware, jewelry and much more.

Don’t wait until tomorrow to find your favourites. Bargain hunters can click on likeitbuyitvancouver.com now to plan their purchases — birthday presents, graduation gifts, Mother’s Day or simply spoil-me essentials for a spring of fun.

“Get your credit card ready for tomorrow at noon when this sale starts,” says Mike Rutigliano, director of sales at the Vancouver Sun and Province.

“Last year, some of the most highly coveted items sold out in minutes: a Viper, a Lexus.”

But with 5,000 items to choose from, there is literally something for everyone: brand-new cars, golf, yoga, jewelry, romantic getaways, spa vacations and much more.

If you want the best deals, act fast when the sale starts at noon on March 25. The Like It Buy It tech team has been fielding 30 calls a day from people with questions on how to buy the cars.

And likeitbuyitvancouver.com pre-sale traffic numbers are incredible. Since the site was launched less than two weeks ago, items have been viewed more than 350,000 times, by close to 46,000 shoppers.

Follow the sale on Twitter @likeitbuyitYVR and on Facebook by searching “Like It Buy It” and then liking the page. And be sure to share your favourites with your bargain-hunter friends.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Like+Vancouver+Biggest+online+sale+Lower+Mainland+begins+Wednesday/10915252/story.html
 
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Stan Smyl, Michael Jackson and Mario Lemieux - Pacific Coliseum on November 16, 1984.

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talk about contrast....2 captains in a sport as tough as they come,guys you can respect,......and a cosmetic-catastrophe pos pedophile.

I can only imagine what michelle Jackson was saying,"oh,you're thuch thweet,boyth,can I thniff your jockth after the game?oh,tee hee."
 
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Vancouver Canucks fans most likely to have one-night stands: survey

Cupid’s arrow seems to have missed the Canucks, according to a new survey that suggests Vancouver fans are about as uncommitted to finding love as they are to their home team (just kidding).

Commissioned by Match.com, the unscientific survey questioned 1,010 single Canadians on their dating habits based on which hockey team they cheer for.

The results were as surprising as a Canucks fan jumping back on the bandwagon during a playoff run. Living up to their wishy-washy reputation on the ice and in relationships, 60 per cent of Canucks fans reported being open to having one-night stands, the survey found.

But don’t expect a phone call the next day— your Canucks fan is probably already on to the next puck bunny. While many hockey fans admitted to dating less during the playoffs, the survey found the majority of Canucks fans (80 per cent) aren’t likely to put their busy dating lives on hold to root for their team.

So how do Canucks fans compare to the rest of the country?

  • Toronto Maple Leafs fans are the most devoted when it comes to dating, “almost to a fault,” the survey found. Forty-two per cent have gotten back together with an ex, while 36 per cent would marry someone whom their family disapproves.
  • Calgary Flames fans date with a fiery passion, the survey found, with 43 per cent reporting that they’re likely to sext. About half of all Flames fans say bad kissing could be a relationship deal breaker.
  • Montreal Canadiens fans have high standards on the ice and in their love lives. Fifty-eight per cent say they are turned off by their date constantly checking their phone and ignoring them.
  • Edmonton Oilers fans are big spenders with 22 per cent opting to spend between $60 and $80 on a first date.
  • Winnipeg Jets fans are the least likely to believe in love at first sight (37 per cent).
  • Ottawa Sens fans are the most conservative of the bunch, with more than half saying they have not had a one-night stand. When they do get busy, 63 per cent said they prefer to have the lights off.

http://metronews.ca/news/vancouver/1320960/vancouver-canucks-fans-most-likely-to-have-one-night-stands-survey/
 
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escapefromstress said:
Vancouver Canucks fans most likely to have one-night stands: survey

Cupid’s arrow seems to have missed the Canucks, according to a new survey that suggests Vancouver fans are about as uncommitted to finding love as they are to their home team (just kidding).

Commissioned by Match.com, the unscientific survey questioned 1,010 single Canadians on their dating habits based on which hockey team they cheer for.

The results were as surprising as a Canucks fan jumping back on the bandwagon during a playoff run. Living up to their wishy-washy reputation on the ice and in relationships, 60 per cent of Canucks fans reported being open to having one-night stands, the survey found.

But don’t expect a phone call the next day— your Canucks fan is probably already on to the next puck bunny. While many hockey fans admitted to dating less during the playoffs, the survey found the majority of Canucks fans (80 per cent) aren’t likely to put their busy dating lives on hold to root for their team.

So how do Canucks fans compare to the rest of the country?

  • Toronto Maple Leafs fans are the most devoted when it comes to dating, “almost to a fault,” the survey found. Forty-two per cent have gotten back together with an ex, while 36 per cent would marry someone whom their family disapproves.
  • Calgary Flames fans date with a fiery passion, the survey found, with 43 per cent reporting that they’re likely to sext. About half of all Flames fans say bad kissing could be a relationship deal breaker.
  • Montreal Canadiens fans have high standards on the ice and in their love lives. Fifty-eight per cent say they are turned off by their date constantly checking their phone and ignoring them.
  • Edmonton Oilers fans are big spenders with 22 per cent opting to spend between $60 and $80 on a first date.
  • Winnipeg Jets fans are the least likely to believe in love at first sight (37 per cent).
  • Ottawa Sens fans are the most conservative of the bunch, with more than half saying they have not had a one-night stand. When they do get busy, 63 per cent said they prefer to have the lights off.

http://metronews.ca/news/vancouver/1320960/vancouver-canucks-fans-most-likely-to-have-one-night-stands-survey/
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Finally.......a reason to go to Canucks games.
 
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