Carman Fox

the prisoner

Randy Whorewald

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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.

He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck . If he wants intercourse, don't resist, just do what he tells you! This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very attractive, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
 

souljacker

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And here I thought this was going to be a thread about the BBC show from the sixties.... I am not a number! I am a free man! :cool:
 

PuntMeister

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Ya, I'm with Souljacker on this one. I wanna see the big rubber rover ball again.

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Horse99

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That would be telling.....
 

dirtydan

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souljacker said:
And here I thought this was going to be a thread about the BBC show from the sixties.... I am not a number! I am a free man! :cool:

Are you Number 6 or really Number 1?

That escapee hunting bubble was freaky!
 

souljacker

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dirtydan said:
Are you Number 6 or really Number 1?

That escapee hunting bubble was freaky!
The bubble, aka Rover, actually made appearances in 2 different episodes of the Simpsons! Made my day both times! I especially liked the episode of Simpsons when Homer defeated Rover by simply popping it with a plastic fork. :D

Man I loved the Prisoner!
 

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