The "Other" Club Med

[sidewinder]

Greetings again Troops,

Been hiding out, licking my wounds after being totally upstaged by Engledink Humpleburt here in a culture clash of competing luv offerings to the oracle of M1A.

Nevertheless, not all of the time since has been totally misspent. Last week I visited with the "Other" Club Med....BobbiinVic!

First time for everything, as they say; and I did indeed call upon her because of her advertised specialty. Truth be told, it's something I'd been meaning to at least try; having spent the better part of the last 30 years with bed partners who were not so inclined.

"Was it really that different," you might ask.
"And was Bobbi the lady to do it with?"

Well, for my own momentary experience; to be perfectly honest, the sensation wasn't really all that different from my usual Squaresville beat.

Bobbi's very nice to be with anyway; and as per usual, when I meet someone for the first time, we spent a good part it just chatting, massaging and getting to know each other. Chemistry is always a critical issue. Anyway, all in all it was fine, and I'd go back again.

Bobbi's very professional. Very hygenic. A good cruise instructor too. My only criticism if you could call it that, was that she was a tad on the quick side to take me to my first orgasm by hand, rather than via Club Med, which left me a little weak in the saddle for the second coming, which should have been the entree rather then the dessert.

She Has a wonderful incall literally steps from my downtown office. And one of the great features of that is that she has a really super-looking plasma TV installed in the wall. And I can think of some fun things to do with that too!

Instructional Porno DVD's to be sure....but even better, we could watch hockey and drink beer together naked!! Now that's something I can't do at home for fear of scaring the wife, kids, pets, and neighbours!

 

[who]

Sidewinder making reference to the oracle of M1A is not an oracle by defintion
A person giving wise or athoritive decisions or opinions?
Now Goddess is defined as: A woman whose great charm and beauty arouses adoration.
Now this I believe befitting her stature much like Goddess, Audrey, Bobbi and the original from the Garden of Eden, this is a better suited reference for the lovely M1A. IMHO.

 

[M1A]

Sidewinder making reference to the oracle of M1A is not an oracle by defintion
A person giving wise or athoritive decisions or opinions?
Now Goddess is defined as: A woman whose great charm and beauty arouses adoration.
Now this I believe befitting her stature much like Goddess, Audrey, Bobbi and the original from the Garden of Eden, this is a better suited reference for the lovely M1A. IMHO.

Awe thank you, sweetie, but what is so far off with the word Oracle? I like it Goddess is a status i can't help blush over

 

[sidewinder]

M1A: No Insult Intended...Believe it!

or·a·cle Pronunciation Key (ôr-kl, r-)
n.


1. A shrine consecrated to the worship and consultation of a prophetic deity, as that of Apollo at Delphi.
2. A person, such as a priestess, through whom a deity is held to respond when consulted.
3. The response given through such a medium, often in the form of an enigmatic statement or allegory.
2.
1. A person considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinions.
2. An authoritative or wise statement or prediction.
3. A command or revelation from God.
4. In the Bible, the sanctuary of the Temple.


[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin rculum, from rre, to speak.]

 

[M1A]

or·a·cle Pronunciation Key (ôr-kl, r-)
n.


1. A shrine consecrated to the worship and consultation of a prophetic deity, as that of Apollo at Delphi.
2. A person, such as a priestess, through whom a deity is held to respond when consulted.
3. The response given through such a medium, often in the form of an enigmatic statement or allegory.
2.
1. A person considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinions.
2. An authoritative or wise statement or prediction.
3. A command or revelation from God.
4. In the Bible, the sanctuary of the Temple.


[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin rculum, from rre, to speak.]

No no I wasnt offended at all! Flattered, of course, offended, no. I guess tone of voice is very hard to convey with words and a limited selection of faces

 

[who]

But you look so cute when you blush

 

[sidewinder]

Love is a many splendored thang

Note to M1A: PLEEZ give us all a break .... marry the Humperdink and get it over with.

Of course, being as he's a touch older than you I would have my pre-nups signed, sealed and delivered well before the big day.

Gotta great lawyer I can heartily recommend, whose hourly rate is only a little higher than yours.

Bedside manner aside, Here's what you should know about your sweetie, in case you didn't already....



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck_(composer)

Engelbert Humperdinck born September 1, 1854 was a German composer, best known for his opera, Hänsel und Gretel (1893).

Humperdinck was born at Siegburg, in the Rhine provinces. In 1872 he entered the Cologne Conservatory under Ferdinand Hiller. In 1876 he won a scholarship which enabled him to go to Munich, where he studied with Franz Paul Lachner and later with Josef Rheinberger. He won the Mendelssohn Stiftung (foundation) of Berlin in 1879, and went to Italy, and became acquainted with Richard Wagner in Naples. Wagner invited him to go to Bayreuth, and during 1880-81 Humperdinck assisted in the production of Parsifal.

Having won another prize, however, he went again to Southern Europe, traveling through Italy, France and Spain, spending two years in Barcelona teaching at the conservatoire. In 1887 he returned to Cologne, and was appointed professor at the Hoch Conservatory (Frankfurt-am-Main) in 1890, and also teacher of harmony at Stockhausen's Vocal School. By this time he had composed several works for chorus and a Humoreske for orchestra, which enjoyed a vogue in Germany.

His chief reputation rests on his opera Hänsel und Gretel, which was produced at Weimar, 1893. In 1896 the Kaiser made Humperdinck a Professor and he went to live at Boppard. Four years later, however, he went to Berlin where he was appointed head of a Meister-Schule of composition. Among his other operatic works are Dornröschen, Königskinder and Die Heirat wider Willen.

Humperdinck was greatly influenced by Richard Wagner, and worked as his assistant. In his opera Königskinder, Humperdinck became the first composer to use Sprechgesang, a vocal technique halfway between singing and speaking, and later exploited by Arnold Schoenberg.

 

[M1A]

what about the Princess Bride? Prince Humperdink was a jerk though...I wont be marrying anyone but my dearest Roxie, anytime soon. We do share eachother, though!

 

[sidewinder]

The Other Club Med Was Never Like This

And Thank you too my Dear...

 

[coastalguy]

M1A and Roxie

MIA stated...I wont be marrying anyone but my dearest Roxie, anytime soon. We do share eachother, though!

Gadzooks! Could this mean the offering of a duo with M1A and Roxie!! Where can we all sign up!!

 

[sidewinder]

Tell Santa what you REALLY want this year

The sign up sheet is at Seductions Unlimited.

M1A, Roxy and a Sidewinder is definitely on my suggestions to Santa list.
Purely educational,
As was my smokin' hot project with Violet and Seven (also of SU)

.....but if M1A wasn't entirely joking about her double-ended Dil a number of posts back; then it's well neigh possible that M1A and Roxy are shall we say, "highly interactive" with each other, as opposed to being 100% devoted to the client ....

Your first clue would be a fire extinguisher AND a defibrillator placed within handy reach near the condom dispenser.



Both scenarios are unbearably spicy and delicious.

 

[M1A]

The sign up sheet is at Seductions Unlimited.

M1A, Roxy and a Sidewinder is definitely on my suggestions to Santa list.
Purely educational,
As was my smokin' hot project with Violet and Seven (also of SU)

.....but if M1A wasn't entirely joking about her double-ended Dil a number of posts back; then it's well neigh possible that M1A and Roxy are shall we say, "highly interactive" with each other, as opposed to being 100% devoted to the client ....

Your first clue would be a fire extinguisher AND a defibrillator placed within handy reach near the condom dispenser.



Both scenarios are unbearably spicy and delicious.

I wasn't joking, and we are Very, very interavtive! I have a whole "tickle trunk" full of fun toys that strap on, vibrate, tickle, etc. Things for leverage, too! They're not all for duos, though. They definately spice up one on one calls, too!