So Here's the deal. Post an original joke. One you actually made up. Not one your buddy, SP, Client, Tax Attourney, or Server told you...
The ORIGINAL JOKE thread
- Thread starter PuntMeister
- Start date
Great idea Punt!
I will go first....
Q: What do you get if you line up all the domme's in Vancouver and have them all hold up one leg with their hand?
A: I don't know, but if you bump into the one on the end, they all fall down like Dominas!!!!
Ha ha ha. Oh that's pretty bad. Sometimes I hurt myself.
I will go first....
Q: What do you get if you line up all the domme's in Vancouver and have them all hold up one leg with their hand?
A: I don't know, but if you bump into the one on the end, they all fall down like Dominas!!!!
Ha ha ha. Oh that's pretty bad. Sometimes I hurt myself.
OK, no originality coming out yet. So Punt is going to keep formulating groaners. Like this:
Q: How many Perbites does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 42
1 Perbite to recognize there is a problem and start a thread something like "Hey, anyboy else notice that it has gotten kind of Dark in Here?"
8 Perbites to respond in various ways pointing out that the lightbulb has burned out, incluing links to images, videos, favourite light bulbs, light fixtures, and sexy ladies holding lighting products in lude or provocative ways
12 Perbites to have a vigorous debate on the merrits of compact flourescent Vs. incandescent Vs. LED, incluing the evils of Chinese manufacturers poluting the planet and a guilt trip about light and power consumption
4 lame attempts to hijack the thread with posts about human rights issues, furry animals, clothes, and the latest must-see music video
6 ladies or gents who simply have to chime in on every post by bumping other posts, or simply offering "you are so right!", or "thanks", or "good one Billy!"
8 political comments about the injustice of lightbulb replacement an how the government is already controlling our lives too much
2 perbites to suggest the mods need to go in an change the lightbulb
1 mod to report that the lightbulb function has recently been software disabled, but may be turned back on in your browser by hitting the 'refresh' button.
-Punt.
Q: How many Perbites does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 42
1 Perbite to recognize there is a problem and start a thread something like "Hey, anyboy else notice that it has gotten kind of Dark in Here?"
8 Perbites to respond in various ways pointing out that the lightbulb has burned out, incluing links to images, videos, favourite light bulbs, light fixtures, and sexy ladies holding lighting products in lude or provocative ways
12 Perbites to have a vigorous debate on the merrits of compact flourescent Vs. incandescent Vs. LED, incluing the evils of Chinese manufacturers poluting the planet and a guilt trip about light and power consumption
4 lame attempts to hijack the thread with posts about human rights issues, furry animals, clothes, and the latest must-see music video
6 ladies or gents who simply have to chime in on every post by bumping other posts, or simply offering "you are so right!", or "thanks", or "good one Billy!"
8 political comments about the injustice of lightbulb replacement an how the government is already controlling our lives too much
2 perbites to suggest the mods need to go in an change the lightbulb
1 mod to report that the lightbulb function has recently been software disabled, but may be turned back on in your browser by hitting the 'refresh' button.
-Punt.
Wrong answer....it's 43.
Forgot....uncle posts some lame ass picture about light bulbs.
OK, I read Punt's and uncleg's posts very carefully, and so far the light bulb still hasn't been replaced.
Oh, that is so very good Unc!
We are now up to 45:
43: Unc to post some lame-ass pic of mice screwing inside a lightbulb
44: Someone to thank the mods for informing us of the policy change
45: A perbite to suggest the whole thing be made a sticky!
And That Is A Win!!!!
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