The Most Exotic Places You've Masturbated

[Webster]

On a Half-Full Bus in the Middle of the Sahara

Visiting Egypt and it was a long ride to Dakhla.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

The most exotic place?

I'd have to say, my face!

McDonalds on the other hand (no pun) is pretty sick. I hope you cleaned up!

 

[yogi]

Relax dude...

...I'm sure it's just an urban myth!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Started up the new vibe, and found out how very hard it is to O inbetween stations (there were transit cops at each station to shut it down) But I finally got my O around Lake City Way a few stops before I had to get off.

I have this picture in my mind of your vibe's electronic frequency signal interfering with Skytrain's control system, causing it to go wonky...

Or worse, vice versa!

 

[Maury Beniowski]

LMAO.....sounds like something I`d do

Been there, done that, and got it on the T-shirt!

 

[sheena west]

I humped in the club once. I was wearing a mini skirt and was sitting on my boyfriends lap. All I did was pull my panties to the side and he undid his zipper, and I started grinding and bouncing to the music. Also when I used to bartend, there was quite a few nights when I had to stay to lock up, the pool table was my place of choice for dirty bad things to do

 

[Jizzmopper]

Started up the new vibe, and found out how very hard it is to O inbetween stations (there were transit cops at each station to shut it down) But I finally got my O around Lake City Way a few stops before I had to get off.

Wow, killer story. I don't think I'd have been able to concentrate with all the stops!

I also liked ilikebeer's story of the Greek beach, and sheena west's too. Well written!