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The Legal Nevada Brothels: A Review

Pooner5000

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I just got back from a trip that had me stopping in Las Vegas, NV and while there I HAD to check out the brothels. I figured it would be worthwhile to post a review in case anyone was heading there. Be forewarned, it's a lil long.. what can I say, I had fun! I did my research ahead of time and decided on a place called Sheri's Ranch. It seemed to have the best lineup of girls according to the website.

Once arriving, I went in and requested the famous lineup. I am seated in a luxurious parlor room, and asked to wait 5 mins while the girls prepare themselves. The hostess comes back and calls the ladies out.. they walk out in line from the wings and then come up one by one to introduce themselves. They had a large variety available, though most weren't that attractive to me. A handful of older women, a few exotics, and some with large, fake tits (turn off for me.. not for others). I'm in my mid 20's and like to spend time with women of similar age, so I went with a young looking blonde that caught my eye.

We go back to her room and start the "negotiations". I went in with an idea of what I wanted to spend, and what my maximum was. I describe what I'm looking for and she says "rates start at $5,000 for an hour". :eek: I basically get up and am ready to leave.. that's waaaaay out of my budget, and I explain that to her. She asks me what my budget is, and we start going back forth with numbers, eventually settling on something I could afford. Still out of my original budget, but I really liked this girl.

We started in the jacuzzi room, drinking and getting to know each other. Lot's of teasing going on in both directions.. Make our way to her room, where we put on some good music and explore each other's bodies.. moving to the bed, we start some deep kissing (according to her, she never kisses clients.. whether it was a lie or not, I don't care.. made me feel like a million bucks :D ) We have our fun, clean up, and lay together for a bit until the intercom buzzes, notifying her that the time is up.

She follows me down to the bar, where we join my friend who wasn't partaking. Go through a few drinks, she reminds me of the free hotel offer (anyone spending a certain amount and over gets a free stay in their hotel) and teases me by saying we could hang out in the hot tub together! Can't turn that down! I haven't had enough of this girl, so I ask if we can party again..much to the dismay of my wallet..haha. We went through the money talk again briefly, settling on a rate with no time limit. I had her all night for MUCH less than it should have been :D She attributed this to the fact that she really liked me and would much rather spend her evening with me than some of the other guys she sees.. again, could be an act, but I'm hooked!

So after some time in the hot tub, we make our way to her room again.. Some dancing, drinking, and then bedtime ;) I muster up the effort to go a couple rounds of some of the best mutual sex I've had.. Dare I say even better than most of my girlfriends. She then surprises me by asking me to "take a trip to greece". Keep in mind, this was her request not mine..instant hard-on again, cause I've never done that before (it's great to be young!). After collapsing into a sweaty, happy mess we lay together talking about her life, my life, the future, her dog, music, etc. Just out of habit, I started to get up and put clothes on.. she asked me to stay and fall asleep with her, and she'd sneak me out in the early morning (i guess no overnight visitors are allowed). In the morning, we met for breakfast in the bar (classy!) and I said my goodbyes.

This was easily the most I've spent on a girl, but it was worth every penny. I honestly felt like we connected and there was a mutual attraction to each other. She joked a number of times that she liked me and I should sneak her back to Canada with me.. Like I said before, it could easily be an elaborate act to get my money, but it didn't feel that way. I had already paid my money for a no time limit date and she knew she wouldn't be getting more out of me.. anyway, I guess I can add myself to the list of guys that have fallen for a girl in the industry :eek:

Positives - Best pooning experience ever.
Negatives - Spent more than I intended.. and the bar has been raised MUCH higher for my future experiences in Van. It's going to be hard to find a similar experience I think.. I almost don't want to try after that.

If you're still with me, thanks for letting me share my experience. Sorry it was so long.. :eek:
 

FortunateOne

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Thanks for sharing

I always wondered about the rates, since recent talk shows always talk about those 5,000-10,000 rates. Clearly, that is just something they hope for, in case you won big at the casino!

Re: the raising the bar -- you might find a similar experience here provided you were prepared to spend a similar amount locally.
 

Pooner5000

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I was wondering the same thing when I went in.. and when she gave me the $5,000 line I was floored. I'm glad I was able to work out a more reasonable rate.. If you go with an older girl, or one less attractive you'll typically be able to talk them down more.. so there's still deals to be had..

The house takes 50% of everything, so the girls need to keep the prices fairly high to actually make a profit.. Since the girls are independent they can decide on their final price though, and decide if it's worth it for them. It sounds like a big case of YMMV.

I'm going to do a bit of searching here in Van to find providers within that price range.. it was something I never considered an option before, but trading quantity for quality makes much more sense now!
 

Pantherdash

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I made the unfortunate mistake of going to a brothel just outside of Carson City, Nevada a few years back. I was shown the lineup of about 15 girls, most of whom were 6 at best. One looked pretty young and cute but I wanted titties so I chose the runner up--a 23 year old strawberry blonde from California with fairly large and natural Ds. Body was nothing to write home about.

We were given the necessary equipment of wipes, lube and a condom by a health nurse and subsequently went to the girl's room. She tells me that the price is $1400 an hour for FS with a CBJ.:eek: I knew that she was highballing it so I countered with a $200 lowball.:D She didn't bite so I got up and went for the door. She countered with $400--for 20 minutes...so we settled at $300. That was about $400 CDN back then.

A very mechanical session began with some LFK and titty nibbling along with some fake moans. Next an average CBJ for about 2 minutes, followed by some daty---and yes, the carpets matched the drapes.:D Next we began in mish and her puss was not that tight. A few minutes of that, some CG, doggy and back to mish. Blew in condom. She hugged me, followed by some LFK and then she washed me up. Out the door in 21 minutes.

L - Face 8, body 7
A - 6
S - 6

Value - 1

Repeat - NO
Recommend - NO, even if I could remember her name which I forgot on the drive back to Reno.

Save your money for pooning in Canada. You're paying a premium in Nevada because it's the only state where pooning is legal in certain specified counties--and incidently, Clark County (Las Vegas) is not one of them. A rip off and a WOT in my opinion.

Panther
 

tedsweettangv

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I envy you guys, I could never haggle. I would always feel that the woman would not be doing her best because I was a cheap fuck. Also, I wouldn't pay the $5000 so I guess not tail for me. Great info though, thanks a lot.
 

Rod Steel

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Is that how you decided on your Perb handle Pooner$5000? :D
 

FortunateOne

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I envy you guys, I could never haggle. I would always feel that the woman would not be doing her best because I was a cheap fuck. Also, I wouldn't pay the $5000 so I guess not tail for me. Great info though, thanks a lot.
I tend to agree. P5000 paid more and had a fantastic time. PD paid less and didn't. It's not a big leap to connect rates to service.

But also, there's another difference between paying the asked for rate and juggling it down to a point where the sp is not happy. P5000's choice was happy and PD's wasn't. Lower starting rates don't mean lower service, either. An sp who asks for 140/45min and gets it plus tip is going to be just as happy as an sp who asks for 400/hr and gets it without haggling. An sp who asks for 5000/hr is going to expect a little haggling, I bet.
 
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ezsmile

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Still don't know what the final rate for Pooner5000 was though.
Not for the all night unlimited, but for round 1 - she quoted "rates start at $5000 an hour" - but he never said what amount they settled on.
 

Pooner5000

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For round 1 we agreed on $700 with a $100 tip. I'm SURE I could have gone lower, and she would have bit... but I didn't feel right doing the haggling, I'm used to paying what's asked for. I don't regret it, I've never had a better time :D
 

sonoman

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For round 1 we agreed on $700 with a $100 tip. I'm SURE I could have gone lower, and she would have bit... but I didn't feel right doing the haggling, I'm used to paying what's asked for. I don't regret it, I've never had a better time :D
ok... well, at least you got a trip to greece out of it... :D

Sounds like it was a good time!
 

Pooner5000

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ok... well, at least you got a trip to greece out of it... :D

That was round 2! haha. Round 1 was fairly standard.. she really opened up and we got a lot more comfortable over drinks at the bar afterwards. Looking back, I should have started with that.. It was a great icebreaker.

At the suggestion of another member, I'm going to check out Isabelle, Vanessa, and some other similar providers. I've learned that in most cases, you get what you pay for.
 

trackstar

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No time limit??? I think that's called marriage. Congratulations! :D
Except that when he's done, he gets to leave, she doesn't bitch about it and it doesn't cost him half of everything to do so.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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So what did you end up actually paying? You skirted the topic twice and no review is complete without how much money was exchanged. This allows people to judge on their own if its an experience thats worth jumping into or not.
 

Pooner5000

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Here's the numbers...

Round 1 - $700 + $100 tip
Round 2 - $600 + $200 tip

Total cost - $1600

# Hours spent - 11 and change

MSOG, DFK, DATY, DIGITS, CBJ, Multiple Positions, GFE (with the exception of the CBJ..it's house rule) and Greek.

Rough hourly cost - $145

Did I leave anything out?
 

sonoman

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Total cost - $1600

# Hours spent - 11 and change

MSOG, DFK, DATY, DIGITS, CBJ, Multiple Positions, GFE (with the exception of the CBJ..it's house rule) and Greek.

Rough hourly cost - $145
That's actually a great rate overall, considering the menu... ;) You'd spend as much or more here for an overnighter.
 
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