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> > A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
> > Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> > they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop
> > for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,
> > but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
> > back on the road. When they check out four hours later,
> > the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
> >
> > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is
> > so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
> > the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
> > When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
> > the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
> >
> > The Manager appears, listens to the
> > man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-
> > sized pool and a huge conference center that were
> > available for the husband and wife to use.
> >
> > "But we didn't use them", the man complains.
> > "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
> >
> > He goes on to explain they could have taken in
> > one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
> > "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
> > and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
> > "But we didn't go to any of those shows,"
> > complains the man again.
> >
> > "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
> > No matter what facility the Manager mentions,
> > the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
> >
> > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up
> > and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to
> > the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
> > "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
> >
> > "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for
> > sleeping with my wife."
> >
> > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> >
> > "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
> > A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
> > Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road,
> > they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop
> > for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,
> > but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
> > back on the road. When they check out four hours later,
> > the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
> >
> > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is
> > so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
> > the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
> > When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
> > the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
> >
> > The Manager appears, listens to the
> > man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-
> > sized pool and a huge conference center that were
> > available for the husband and wife to use.
> >
> > "But we didn't use them", the man complains.
> > "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
> >
> > He goes on to explain they could have taken in
> > one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
> > "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
> > and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
> > "But we didn't go to any of those shows,"
> > complains the man again.
> >
> > "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
> > No matter what facility the Manager mentions,
> > the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
> >
> > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up
> > and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to
> > the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
> > "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
> >
> > "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for
> > sleeping with my wife."
> >
> > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> >
> > "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
