>Fred is 71 years old and loves to fish.
>
>He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
>"Pick me up."
>
>He looked around and could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming
>when he heard the voice again: "Pick me up."
>
>He looked in the water and there, floating on the surface, was a frog.
>
>He said, "Are you talking to me?"
>
>The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then kiss me, and
>I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then
>give you more sexual pleasure than you ever dreamed of."
>
>Fred looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, carefully picked it
>up
>and placed it in his front breast pocket.
>
>
>Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
>I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
>had."
>
>Fred opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, "Nah, at my age,
>I'd rather have a talking frog
>
>He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
>"Pick me up."
>
>He looked around and could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming
>when he heard the voice again: "Pick me up."
>
>He looked in the water and there, floating on the surface, was a frog.
>
>He said, "Are you talking to me?"
>
>The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then kiss me, and
>I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then
>give you more sexual pleasure than you ever dreamed of."
>
>Fred looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, carefully picked it
>up
>and placed it in his front breast pocket.
>
>
>Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
>I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
>had."
>
>Fred opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, "Nah, at my age,
>I'd rather have a talking frog
