The 'F' Word.

[Randy Whorewald]

The "F" Word - when is @#$%Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history when the
"F"word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" --
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima,
1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" --
Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." --
Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso,
1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" --
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" --
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314
BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" --
Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing
mad." -- Saddam Hussein 2003

 

[hitrack]

1A. @#%* it's dead out here tonight!!!
--hitrack cruising last Saturday night.

 

[gravitas]

1b. Where in the @#%* is my luggage?
--Gravitas to the United skank three days ago

followed up by
1c. How in the @#%* did it end up in Newark?
--Gravitas upon hearing his suitcase was on the other end of the country

 

[Lurker 123]

Many of my hobbies start with that "F " word,i.e.F@#king, fishing,feasting, fooling around,farting,fondling with ladies, feelings with beautiful woman and anything you can think of!

So I use my "F" word in a very creative way!

 

[Bartdude]

1b. Where in the @#%* is my luggage?
--Gravitas to the United skank three days ago

followed up by
1c. How in the @#%* did it end up in Newark?
--Gravitas upon hearing his suitcase was on the other end of the country

1d. "Man...what the %^&* does a guy have to do to get banned around here?"
- Georgebushmoron