The Dood is Right!

[Bad Santa]

Naughty or nice, it's been a slice! Thanks fellow Perberts!

He won't leave. He'll make a few days then take a peek on PERB then log in..then be back. PERB is like that Eagles song "Hotel California".. and the line "you can check out but you can never leave". This place is as addictive as masturbating with water based lube. Once you reach that point you can't go back...same with PERB. All other websites become meaningless, even Facebook.

You're right Dood! I couldn't stay away. Mind you I tried!

I know what some of you are thinking. Like the late great John Lennon once said in one of my favorite songs by him, "I'm a Loser!"

I may be. But another song once said, "the world loves a loser," so be kind to me. I think I've finally graduated to true Perbert status, I'm addicted! Pass the lube, Dood!

 

[Bad Santa]

You know man, I think this place is addicting for all the wrong reasons. For me, it is an "escape" from the reality around me that was so shitty for the past few years". Isn't really that what forums are for ;-). People that find forums are a unique type and LOL that might not be a "good unique type".

I will soon graduated to the level of Pooner. I'll get to write my own review LOL. Then we'll have to convince Hubba to start reviewing. I wonder if any Vancouver based SP's offer Gift Cards.

What are you suggesting Dood? That we take up a collection for a gift card to help Hubba finally get laid? Sounds like a plan. What do you say Hubba? Are you ready to "rock and roll" with your favorite sweet SP?

 

[Bad Santa]

Yes LOL. You know, sounds bizarre but the SP gift card thing might be a good idea. The PERB online store...complete with T shirts, key chains, coffee mugs...and of course gift cards. Maybe the PERB gift card or individual cards for specific SP's. I want a shirt that says "PERB" on it. I want to walk up the street and see how many guys look at it.

Hey, this could be a great new sideline for PERB. They should make you a "Super Moderator" for that one Dood!

 

[Miss*Bijou]

Yay! Welcome back!

I'm glad you decided to come back

...as addictive as masturbating with water based lube. Once you reach that point you can't go back...

I guess no one's ever introduced you to silicone lube..!? lol

 

[Bad Santa]

Welcome back santa...i missed you.
Hey dood...nice to see you here...have you stuck in my mind, hope you are doing ok.

Sp gift card...thanks guys you gave me an advertising idea.

Happy labour day.

Hey Angie I missed you too! SP gift cards. Sounds like the perfect Bad Santa "Wish List" item!

 

[Bad Santa]

Yay! Welcome back!

I'm glad you decided to come back

Luv ya, Miss Bijou!

 

[Bad Santa]

Welcome back, Bad Santa. Ani--I mean, Lord Vader--missed you.

Thanks Spermie! I must say, I've missed the Spermi-Nation!

People, put on your brown shoes!!!