The Bachelor starring 2 Edmonton Bimbos

[IceG]

his brother was Vern..

dude was fat vern. i think Robin was Chris O'Donnell, not Jerry O Connell.

i think that looked definitely like Kim takes himbo to West Edmonton Mall and they the Pyrogy house in Edmonton. The restaurant has good food, but it looks like a real shithole and is on a street not far from a Mp so the himbo can always go in for full service if that date fails.

the Kim/ex bf thing looks like the bar "Escape" at west edmonton mall. i am pretty sure that is where that clip was filmed.

Poor Kendall, she never even got to talk to the himbo and that says more about the Himbo than her. if he had any class, he would at least have made an effort to get some alone time with her in the house. (instead cheesball just wanted to lay in the bunks with all of them).

Elvira was just not right. she had the personality of a cup of salt water. you knew she was gone when the himbo started being rude to her at the restaurant.

i can't stand crazy white trash idiot Krissily and psycho-blondie has been sniffing too much peroxide. they are there just to make some laughs and they know it. the Himbo should have MADE those two fence against each other WITHOUT helmets to see who stays.

 

[IceG]

i hope Kim survives this week. not sure about how the Himbo will react to her "talking" with her ex bf while supposedly on a date with the himbo, but hopefully she can just flash some more boobs and save herself from elimination.

i hope that krissily gets booted tonite. i believe her grandmother is the one who gives the advice to "get the Himbo in the sack right away" so as to keep him. Classic white trash grandmother logic.

i think little Sarah is safe because she has been portrayed as the only nice girl and the producers will want to have a nice girl v. skank showdown for the final 2 so you can bet little nurse sarah is staying.

psyco sarah is on the bubble by her own actions. i think the himbo is tired of the drama queen antics between her and Krissily. one of them should get booted.

catch it on abc tonight.

 

[maverick73]

Semi recap and highlights,

1. Sara B is real sweet, but too "nice" for my taste. I like a bit of bad girl side or naughty side in my women.
2. Krisily continues to grow on me. I think she's a real sweetie. Seems like her coarse voice is genetic, as all her female relatives had it in their voices too! Maybe it's a Rhode Island thing. I shouldn't have been so hard on her, saying she smoked 1 too many cigarettes (I bet she doesn't even smoke) and would end up in trailer trash porn (wait, Ice said that not me ). I like that quirky smile Krisily has. I hope Krisily makes it to the final 2.
3. Kim "Wilde" - looks like she got all the good genes in her family. Her brother looks like a retard. That stupid meatball ex of hers (I'll just call him meatball from now on) needs to move on. Meatball and Jenny have nothing better to do than crash Kim's date at that bar. Jenny, get over it. You can do better than the Himbo! And Meatball, barging in on your ex's date on national TV is NOT a good method of trying to get your ex back.
4. Sara W sucks. She's fake, stuck up, and irritating. Her sister Chelsea is a nice little number though. She's got a spinner body, used to be a ballerina, and looks HOT! I think the only reason Himbo kept Sara W around is to get a crack at her little sis after the show is over.

I was disappointed to see Kim "Wilde" go. I think it will be Krisily and Sara B in the finals.

 

[IceG]

too bad Pyrogy-head could not save herself by giving himbo head in the back of her parent's restaurant. the show will miss her saline presence.

wtf was poor dumb Jenny doing thowing herself back at the himbo? honey, get some self-esteem or at least wear a better outfit to win him back. i did not think it was possible to make Jenny look like a desparate idiot AFTER she had been booted by the himbo, but i was wrong. she should hook up with "meat-head" kim's ex bf who cleary has a meatball fetish. nothing matches sad sack desparation like another desparate person.

i think little sarah has won the show by "playing hard to get". Lesson to all women, nice girls can win, but only if you ARE REALLY cute to go with the niceness.

psycho sarah is still in there and she could pull it off if she remembers to take her anti-psychotic medication. clearly, the himbo was most attracted to her in the beginning and nothing builds a relationship like getting through a few rough tides.

Krissily, she should offer some tag team action to the himbo, a grandma/grand-daughter threeway might be enough to swing the himbo down Rhode Island way.

 

[maverick73]

>>>>too bad Pyrogy-head could not save herself by giving himbo head in the back of her parent's restaurant. the show will miss her saline presence.

She was shorter than I thought when lined up with the other 4 girls. I would have taken her over Sara W, but not the other 2. Quote of the show "I can't wait to get Himbo in my hometown. I'm going to blow him (away)."

>>>i think little sarah has won the show by "playing hard to get". Lesson to all women, nice girls can win, but only if you ARE REALLY cute to go with the niceness.

That preview with her in the blue swimsuit showed off some nice breasts, but they look fake. Well, at least they are GOOD fake boobs. When lined up against the other 4, she was the shortest. I like Krisily the best now, but I think Sara B has already won!!! I think the Himbo has already made up his mind but has to see the show threw. Poor Krisily. She is going to get hurt again.

 

[IceG]

well we know with certainty the one "Sarah" will make it to the final 2.

they already showed us how stupid the HImbo is in the preview of next week's elimination when he says

"this rose is for Sarah". what a fvcking tool, himbo, try to say the girl's last name initial to avoid one of the Sarahs walking forward when you mean the other one.

i like the sister of little sarah who basically said "himbo, are you just here for the free publicity?".

tough call, i can't see himbo moving to texas to be with little sarah, so she has to decide if she would leave her career to hang out with the himbo in NY.

 

[maverick73]

well we know with certainty the one "Sarah" will make it to the final 2.

tough call, i can't see himbo moving to texas to be with little sarah, so she has to decide if she would leave her career to hang out with the himbo in NY.

Krisily works at a beauty salon and that is not exactly a "career". She could easily get a job at any beauty salon in any state. I think that gives Krisily an edge. She would be more easily "portable" than Sara B. with the career in Texas. So maybe Krisily will win after all.

The other funny prospect is that both finalists could have the same name! Only with the HIMBO could this happen.

 

[carlotta]

Hahahahahaha

OMG I am rating this posting, or rather all of these postings as

F'G HILARIOUS...

But then again I am drinking a 2 litre of CANADA COOLER To get over my 173.00 FINE today

But I think this guy "the HIMBO" is hilarious... I think he would be great for ONE roll in the sack... Wait BROTHER action HAHAHAHAHA They live upstairs/downstairs don't they? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Now what a POrn that would be... As the young maiden decides should it be brother upstairs or the brother downstairs that gets the action today.... Yeah, I could see that porn LOL

HAHAHAHAHA Okay I will admit it... I think Charlie is cute in a VERY dopey kind of way. I would make him lay on my ta'ta's... & be quiet VERY quiet hahahahaha As long as he did not speak, SMILED ALLOT (I actually LOVE his teeth HAHAHAHA) He'd be a DONE deal hahahaha

I think he would be GREAT as a BOY-TOY... To have his telephone number on speed-dial for those VERY LATE Friday nights ROMPS... "Hello Charlie? Yes, it's 3 a.m., come over VERY QUIETLY & do me THEN LEAVE..." The given is the MUTENESS ROFL

I love these postings because it's mainly guys "dissing" the show all to caca HAHAHAHAHA But I'm a fan of the O'Connell boys... Charlie has been trading off on his brother's fame for years... Why should it change with this show????

Oh and I am going for Lil' Sara or Krisily... OMG psychotic one SHOULD be shot... No, bondage... yeah, that's the ticket...

Okay back to my COOLER

Carlotta

 

[wolverine]

I was disappointed to see Kim "Wilde" go. I think it will be Krisily and Sara B in the finals.

Here's hoping that Kim shoots a Playboy spread.

 

[IceG]

Himbo defined...

carlotta, i am glad u got some laughs. really that is all this show is about. strictly unintentional comedy, pretty much the best kind of comedy around.

HIMBO: (from IceG's 1st Edition dictionary):

1. A physically attractive male who is also self- aware that he is reasonably attractive to females. Ironically, based on their success with women (attributable solely to their looks), these males BELIEVE in their OWN minds that they are intelligent, articulate, and blessed with a razor sharp wit. In reality (AND on reality shows), de facto, these males are comically baffoonish while interacting with women, tend to express themselves with poorly enunciated monosyllabic words, are easily and often confused, and are only a big floppy size 20 pair of red shoes away from their true and more natural calling as a Chuckles the clown or Ronald Macdonald twin.

2. Himbos are typically self-centered and always enjoy looking at themselves in any mirror. Invariably, they have deep psychological issues with any women touching their head hair.

3. Himbos have a strong need and desire, almost bordering on obsession, to be the "pretty" one in any relationship.

3. Himbos often make excellent substitutes for dildos, vibrators, and at times, women utilize Himbos in lieu of the aforementioned masturbation devices.

4. examples include any male on the "Bachelor", Ben Affleck, Fabio, and any male who aspires to be the "next Fabio".

 

[IceG]

well it's the top of the 9th for the HImbo..he has 3 "overnight"-translation: does the Himbo get to play hide the weenie with any of these women on the exotic dates to Aruba?

Little Sarah: she has played the really cute nice girl gameplan and she probably won't do the Himbo, but I could see her making out with the Himbo to 2nd base and maybe she would let the Himbo finger her alittle if she got excited, but that's where it stops. IF she gets eliminated, it will be because the HImbo wanted a sampler before he makes the final 2.

Krissily: The HImbo is going to take her doggy style on the beach and ask her if he can film her giving him head in the cabanna. This is a guaranteed score for the Himbo.

Psyco Sarah: guaranteed action again for our Walking dildo Chuckie. He should space out the overnights so that little Sarah is in the middle so he can rest up.

I think he is going to boot Krissily after gettin some quality bbbj and fvcking her ass off till sunrise.

That will leave Sarah v. Sarah, but more importantly Good v. Evil psycho bitch in the finale.

 

[maverick73]

The preview showed Himbo picking "Sara" when all 3 were still standing, so it's obvious Krissily wasn't picked first. I think little Sara is his favourite so that first rose will go to her. With his 2nd pick, I think Krissily will prevail over psycho Sara. Krissily, being a "Salon Coordinator" (fancy name for somebody that works at a beauty salon and gossips with her beauty friends all day at work), is more easily portable career wise than the other 2.

 

[maverick73]

"Did you hear about Mav, he won another one."

Ok I just finished watching it. Sara W got the boot like she deserved. Spare me the "the only reason I got booted is because I'm so beautiful, if only I'd had been a little uglier, I would still be here" speech. This girl is so full of herself and has no concept of reality. She is not beautiful on the inside OR outside.

I've pretty much got the predictions right so far except I got Kim Wilde and Sara W switched on the week they got booted. On 1 hand, I want Krissily to win because I like her the best now, on the other hand, I don't want Krissily to win because I like her the best and she deserves better than the Himbo!

 

[carlotta]

Did Anyone See???

That Charlie's brother Jerry was on Oprah today (I watched it while I was on the treadmill at the Y) Jerry let it slip that post the show, that Charlie was still dating and "inlove" with 2 of the girls, past the end of the show. So who are the 2???

Please boot Psychotic SARA ughhhhhh

I think Charlie needs a lil' Canadian ACTION hahahaha & to discover the HEAT of a brunette

just my 2cents hahahaha

Carlotta

 

[maverick73]

That Charlie's brother Jerry was on Oprah today (I watched it while I was on the treadmill at the Y) Jerry let it slip that post the show, that Charlie was still dating and "inlove" with 2 of the girls, past the end of the show. So who are the 2???

Please boot Psychotic SARA ughhhhhh

I think Charlie needs a lil' Canadian ACTION hahahaha & to discover the HEAT of a brunette

just my 2cents hahahaha

Carlotta

Read my post. It's Krissily and Sara B. in the finals and for the first time, they do real dating in the real world before Charlie makes his decision and proposes.

 

[IceG]

i don't think there will be any proposing. so for the real world dating, the himbo has

1. little Sarah: the "good" girl routine has worked and she even said she was making the himbo work for it. I think she is the obvious winner because the himbo needs a bit of a challenge. he has already banged white trash Krissily like a hippie with a tamborine, so there is no challenge left there, only clingy and needy and eventually whiny Krissily.

2. Clingy scary white trash Krissily: did you hear he babbling about "oh, i am just po' little white trash" and you are the "himbo". Krissily, if the Himbo is the "smartest" dude you have ever dated, you need to stop dating guys just because they have nice hair. she is probably going to be really hurt. i wonder how many times the himbo fvcked her on the big "overnight" date.


NEXT week is going to be choice. when all the "losers" get back in a room and tell all "himbo" stories. call it the return of Kim. hopefully pyrogy head says the himbo is an idiot. Jenny already said that in the Edmonton sun, so we shall see.

 

[maverick73]

Poor Krisily got her heart broken. I wanted Krisily to win because she's grown on me, but I'm glad the Himbo didn't choose her because Krisily deserves so much better!

Since this is a review board, here is my take on their looks:

Krisily - L 7.5 no makeup, 8.0 fully done up
Sara B - L 7.0 no makeup, 7.5 fully done up

Sara B is too short and has fake boobs. Playing hard to get is ok for a little while, but then it gets annoying. The Himbo is going to get pussy-whipped by Sara B if they married. (insert whipping sound here)

Himbo made the lamest "proposal" speech ever to Sara B.

Iceman, any closing comments?

 

[maverick73]

>>>The final rose show was stupid as usual LOL!

Why did they need 3 hours??? They could have done it in 2!

>>isnt used to dressing like an adult and wearing highheels.

You mean used to dressing like a slut.

>>It looked ridiculous everytime dummy Charlie hugged her she flew off the ground and just hung there in the air like a little kid with one knee bent..... I guess he is into spinners and Krisily was too tall for that.

Ironically, it was Krisily with more of a "spinner body" than Sara, just taller.

>>Maybe Himbo Chucky chose Spinner Sara because that is what he is used to seeing as he grew up.... his HUGE mother spinning the old man around... so Charlie wanted to make sure he didnt suffer the same fate as his old man.

hahaha... not likely... Charlie is going to get so pussy whipped by somebody half his weight it's not even going to be funny. (insert whipping sound here)

 

[IceG]

Review of women telling all episode..

let me start with the "girls telling all episode". that was simply some of the funniest cat fighting i have ever witnessed on tv.

1. When they kept replaying the skinny wannabe russian blondie model (the one who wore sunglasses 24/7 for the 2 weeks she lasted) telling Krissily at the second rose ceremony:

"honey (speaking to Krissily), doing that body shot (ie. himbo did a shooter from white trash Krissily's belly button on show 1) did not make you a bitch, it made you a slut!" even the ambiguously gay host/announcer had to call that the all-time best Himbo series put down line.

2. Same skinny wannabe russian model telling Kim "pyrogy" head "honey, it is okay if you want to show your boobs and wear a bikini, but you might want to work out at the gym more before you do it" (remember that said pyrogy head is sitting across the soundstage wearing a bra/small corset and jeans)

3. Same skinny russian wannabe (i think her name was Danushka or whatever) says to psycho blondie Sarah W:

"and you, why were you wearing your bathing suit at all, you looked like a pilsbury doughgirl in your bikini.. (again say it with a fake russian accent for full comical effect"


i can't believe (well i can because the women being insulted were simpletons) that ONE of them just did not reply to the russian waif:

"honey, stop wearing your fake Versace outfits, learn how to speak English, and eat a sandwich so you might actually grow breasts one day"

but most bimbos can only muster a sad sigh and headshake as a response to being insulted on national tv.

none of the women called fat were in fact fat, so therein lies the catty humor for those not watching the show.



Last, who can ever forget the sheer comedy of psycho Sarah w telling a camera with a straight face

"they all hate me because i am too beautiful. i have had this problem since grade 1. women are jealous of me. i would have won if i was uglier"

great laughs.

 

[IceG]

Final choice: Class triumphs over Trash...

i agree that Chuckles the hImbo was basically a mama's boy. that was a fair comment. he was so dumb that he was setting a new idiot threshold for being a Himbo.

however, he chose Class over trash in the end.

i see it like this... Chuckles was truly a himbo. (see definition above) he has had his fair share of chicks in real life. therefore, he needs someone who is a bit of a challenge and not catering to his every Himboish whim.

in short, the Himbo was searching for a brain. much like the Scarecrow in Oz. the himbo knew Sarah was alot smarter than him and sadly, Krissily, was alot dumber than him (remember, Krissily is the ONLY female besides the Himbo's mama to EVER tell the Himbo he was smart).

krissily was throwing herself at the himbo and this totally confused the Himbo because he knew he was not smart, but she kept saying that to him.

Himbo's brain also said:

1. My first memory of Krissily is doing a body shot off of her. Even the Himbo realizes that not alot of dudes want to say that is the first memory of the mother of your future little himbos.

2. Sarah played up the smarter angle (with the himbo this is not hard to do if you can speak and still manage to put a subject in front of a verb) and this intrigued the Himbo somewhat as this chick did not just start giving the Himbo head. She was trying to communicate with him before letting anything happen. This confused, excited, and further confused the Himbo as most chicks just tell the himbo to eat them out and the relationship begins.


krissily should not have kept babbling about how great the himbo is in her mind. even the Himbo was terrified that somehow white trash had completely fallen in love with him after 2 dates. (and the Himbo had not even brought out his "A" game.)

Sarah might turn out to be a little bossy and bitchy, but that is what the Himbo needs.

the Himbo is not smart enough to ever make a decision by himself. The 2 final women were so fvcking different.

The Scarecrow got his brain from the Wizard. In short, Sarah makes the Himbo want to try to be smarter.


NOw, bring on Pyrogy head as the next Bachelorette and let the dd cups loose.