The "B" Word
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More "proof" here...
1 John 5:19
...there is none good but one, that is, God...
Matt 19:17
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Rom 3:10
...and the whole world lieth in wickedness.rickoshadows said:Here is the proof you are looking for:
1 John 5:19
...there is none good but one, that is, God...
Matt 19:17
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Rom 3:10
There's a mathematical problem with that formula.rickoshadows said:Here is the proof you are looking for:
Girls require Time and Money.
Mathematically, the conjunction "and" denotes addition, not multiplication.
The whole thing falls apart after that.
Sorry to break it to y'all.
Not that it really matters, but look up Boolean algebra.dexi said:There's a mathematical problem with that formula.
Girls require Time and Money.
Mathematically, the conjunction "and" denotes addition, not multiplication.
The whole thing falls apart after that.
Sorry to break it to y'all.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand binary, and those that don't!
rickoshadows
Nononono... it still works, except better.dexi said:There's a mathematical problem with that formula.
Girls require Time and Money.
Mathematically, the conjunction "and" denotes addition, not multiplication.
The whole thing falls apart after that.
Sorry to break it to y'all.
Girls = Time + Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money + Money = 2 X Money
Money = SQRT(Evil)
Girls = 2 X SQRT (Evil)
Girls = Root of all evil times 2!!!!!
Ok this isn't directed at you since I don't know you personally, and you may just be generalizing and not necessarily speaking for yourself, but one of my biggest pet peeves is pussy whipped men.Cock Throppled said:
A friend of mine was a normal masculine guy before he got married. Then he got married... He makes all the money, yet he has to ASK PERMISSION from his wife to spend it, he has to ASK PERMISSION to see if he can go out with his friends... if he does something his wife doesn't approve of, sex gets withheld and he gets a special secret humiliating punishment. I mean, that is SO WEAK!!! Grow some balls already... or at least get them back from your wife's purse. I stopped being friends with him because he was no longer a man. He was a fucking pussy!
The logical AND is arithmetically denoted by multiplication. If you used the "+" sign, then it is a logical OR. So "Girls = Time x Money" is correct.dexi said:There's a mathematical problem with that formula.
Girls require Time and Money.
Mathematically, the conjunction "and" denotes addition, not multiplication.
The whole thing falls apart after that.
Sorry to break it to y'all.
But the Bukowskian formula works best:
GIRL = 3 CHICKENS + DONKEY
I might have added a kick in the balls (assuming he has any left), too. I'm talking about generalities. One only has to look at some of the fawning postings from certain perberts towards their favoured SP's - and that's AFTER paying money for it like there was a favour done.
Mav, I think there is a reason that you and I are not in long-term relationships. We cannot stand being pussy whipped, but I think having the ability to enjoy being pussy whipped is one of the requirements for a successful, long-term relationship.maverick73 said:
Actually, I think the key to a successful relationship is finding someone whose disfunctions match up with your disfunctions really well. The funny thing is that other people see the disfunction, but the couple themselves don't, because it all feels right to them.
I am also going to suggest that your friend is not the pussy you make him out to be. He is a married man, who sees the need to compromise, to see things from more than one perspective, and to accomodate the feelings of another person. That does not make him a pussy, that makes him a better man than me, because I don't (maybe its actually can't) do those things.
I don't think its a good thing that your friend's wife uses sex as a weapon that she withholds to get what she wants. That's just plain wrong. So, yes maybe your friend does not to find a set of balls, but I am not sure that you, I or anybody on PERB is in a place to tell him that.
To be honest, without knowing your friend, I envy him. He has a woman, I don't. He has someone he sleeps next to every night, I don't. I shares his day toil with someone else, I don't. He has someone that he can enjoy his evening meal with, I don't. He has a partner, friend, companion, lover, etc etc etc. and I don't. Lucky man, this friend of yours.
Your friend sounds happy, Mav. Are you????
What is SQRT?maverick73 said:
Of course money = evil is ridiculous.
If it is a biblical quote, it is partial & out of context:
10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. {2 Timothy 6, NIV}
10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. {KJV}
American Male said:
I'd rather have many girlfriends (at the same time, if you can swing it).
Past a certain age, it probably makes sense to have a wife. But frankly I don't see that as a good idea until you're 50.
I prefer non-friend female sex partners.georgebushmoron said:
Deaf & mute no problem. Reply here ;
In other words, like most women, his wife is really a whore.maverick73 said:
And he is a one woman pooner
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georgebushmoron said:
Well, Mr President, 50 is just around the corner for me. And I don't want many girlfriends, as fine of an idea as that is. Been there, done that. I just want one.
Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't get it? Does it mean they trade women like "commodities?" Eg. "I'll give you 3 chickens and 1 donkey for 1 woman."georgebushmoron said:
Ok good, thanks for the clarification. You don't even want to get me started on the postings you mentioned. I best keep my mouth shut.Cock Throppled said:
Here's another story for you.georgebushmoron said:
Back in my university days, I was really good friends with this 1 guy. We were into fast cars, working on our cars, and we were both into hifi systems. I was just starting my "hifi career" and he was a musician so he knew a bit more about hifi and what to listen for in a good system. He taught me a lot about music and how it should sound. I taught him a lot about cars and how to work on them.
We used to work on his import and listen to hifi together... I had a gf at the time, but he didn't... then he got a girlfriend. Right away, she starts laying down some law on him. All of a sudden, he has to start spending more time with her. He can't work on his car with me anymore because "I'm a bad influence." (what the f$CK???). He sells his nice done up sport compact for some piece of shit girly CONVERTIBLE (think white VW Cabriolet with 4 girls with sunglasses and hair flowing in the wind, but now quite that model). I'm just thinking holy shit dude, you've become a pansy. You fucking drive a slow chicks car because your gf bitch slapped you into buying it.
Anyways long story short, we stopped hanging out.
I've seen this happen time and time again. Guys are normal... they get married and everything changes and they let their women control them. Then there are the guys that refuse to be pussy whipped... In my short study, the ratio seems to be about 2:1 .. 2 pussy whipped guy for every non-pussy whipped.
Another guy... he refers to his wife as "the boss." We'll be making a decision, a fucking NO BRAINER decision on something... and he'll be like "ok that sounds good, but just let me check with the boss." I'm like "the WHO???" He'll call me back and be like "ok she approved" and I'm just rolling my eyes. I never did have the heart to tell any one of these pussywhipped friends my true feelings. I just kept it to myself since I didn't want to hurt their feelings. They would have likely just gotten defensive anyways.
I'm curious... what makes a man submit to being pussy whipped? Is it fear of loss or hope for gain? I just think it's pathetic and it gives our gender a bad rep. These guys are giving 95% to 100% of the control to their wife or gf. Personally, I would never submit to anything over 50-50 in her favour. I'm ok with having 55%, 60% or even up to 80% of the control in my favour (there's the 80-20 rule again... anything over 80 probably isn't healthy) depending on the situation and what each brings to the table. Many women like it when the man has more control. They see it as masculine and powerful and prefer if the man takes the lead... so if the woman suggests it, I'm ok with taking more of the initiative.. although I think a 50-50 partnership or maybe a slight 55/45 in favour of the male is the best way to go.
A) Well no, but I didn't mention any names so I think it was perfectly ok with me to suggest he find a set of balls. I'm just ranting on PERB. I never actually told him that to his face. Just stopped calling him after a while.American Male said:
B) I don't envy him at all!
At this very moment, I am perfectly happy with the choices I have made. I could have been 80% happy if I settled, but I just don't settle. I only want the very best of everything. I can't say I am 100% happy. I am in a phase in my life where I'm seeking happiness with somebody special, but I am confident that in the LONG RUN, my life will be much happier than his.
