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Krustee

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Well Tuula has been ribbing me about gettin it on with a hot ...





& sexy ...






tight ...









faithful ....











dirty ...











nasty ...











& kinky -










DOLL!




Yup - it's just about time I got me one of dem "Good Womenz" fer tha trailer.


Like dis one:





This fellow trailer champ has got me convinced
this is the life fer me:


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Here's another hot chick:

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewgalleryimage&gallery=annamae&image=annamae10.jpg


This is the one Tuula wants:



And there are these cheaper versions for those of you not willing to truly commit:


Virtually Marilyn Star



Apparently, someone thought four-color printing might make Marilyn here
look a little more realistic and loveable.

Her breasts are described as luscious and squeezable, and she comes
dressed in red and black lingerie.

Three openings, all of which vibrate.

What a beauty!



Greek Girl



Finally, someone on her knees with her ass in the air.

Head tilted sideways. Separate pouch-type vaginal and anal passages.

Mouth is formed from hard rubber which can only accommodate
a penis less than 1.25 inches wide.



Fat Angry Mom Doll



Fuck this and then kill yourself.

Huge breasts, three openings.


Alien Love Doll



"The invasion has begun," raves the advertiser's kit.

"Make love not war."

Stands 50 inches tall, has buzzing, bleeping open mouth.

Inflates when you blow into the alien dong area.

:eek:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/
 
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Krustee

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ah fuck Krustee, that's so hilarious! God that guy is such a redneck hick!

"Go to the store once a month and git ma supplies"

"Have em all buried with me, git an oversized coffin, so they could all fit in there with me, that would be pretty nice"

He's been living in realdoll world a little too long I think.
This guys a real tool eh?

I think I'm gettin' wood lookin at Fat Angry Mom Doll
 
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