The 2022 Random Thread

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[Mrmotorscooter]

Twelve Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
she got to the final priest, Patrick. Poor Patrick.


As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Patrick quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up...

and all the other bells started to ring.

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Too true but some guys think it's cool to look like a fool.

 

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[Mrmotorscooter]

 

[Larry's Torch]

Occasionally, when I go to the bathroom, the individual turds line up in the bowl resembling large fingers;
prompting me to believe there is a large, extremely skinny giant trapped in the sewers attempting to claw his way to freedom.
Then I flush, thus saving the world yet again.

 

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[Oldfart]

 

[Rusty razor]

 

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[rlock]

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Oh, this is one of my pet peeves. Hard to do the right thing as a consumer when everything stacked is against you.

Sometimes you get more plastic inside the plastic. Paper boxes with little plastic windows too (when they could have just put a printed photo of the product inside).

At the checkout they offer the consumer a reusable grocery bag, instead of a disposable. Great idea. But what is it usually made out of? Plastic ! Can't even launder it when it's dirty ! (And can you buy those with those otherwise useless reward points? No.)

Where are all the high-IQ designers when it is time to design the packaging ? It is done for the manufacturer's convenience, not yours. At least with those end-stage grocery bags, there is another use for them, as garbage bags.
I haven't had to buy bags for the kitchen garbage bin for many years. Eliminate the plastic grocery bags, ands what will I have to buy for the bin? More plastic.

 

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[Oldfart]

I wish I had not seen this. Damn you, Facebook!

 

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