The 2022 Random Thread
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"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.
She was silent. Like the p in pterodactyl. But it said everything.
She was silent. Like the p in pterodactyl. But it said everything.
This is fucking priceless. I stole it, posted it on the Zuckbook, and two of my friends have already stolen it from me.
Okay. Stink bugs. A lot of them around lately. I get that. But...
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP GETTING INSIDE MY PLACE ?!
Seriously, I have screens on all my windows. Maybe not a 100% perfect seal, true, but then again these bugs are big - not exactly fruit flies.
One comes into the living room, I capture it under a glass, toss it outside into the wind.
Come back half an hour later, only to the kitchen this time, and there's a stink bug on the kitchen counter. Same procedure - toss it outside. Is it a different bug? The same one just not taking "fuck off outside" for an answer?
I check the screens. None of the gaps are stink bug sized. So I ask again - HOW?!
Rant over.
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP GETTING INSIDE MY PLACE ?!
Seriously, I have screens on all my windows. Maybe not a 100% perfect seal, true, but then again these bugs are big - not exactly fruit flies.
One comes into the living room, I capture it under a glass, toss it outside into the wind.
Come back half an hour later, only to the kitchen this time, and there's a stink bug on the kitchen counter. Same procedure - toss it outside. Is it a different bug? The same one just not taking "fuck off outside" for an answer?
I check the screens. None of the gaps are stink bug sized. So I ask again - HOW?!
Rant over.
The motherfuckers have discovered teleportation.
There'll all around my place, clinging to screens, and now and then there the mofos are - inside the house.
There'll all around my place, clinging to screens, and now and then there the mofos are - inside the house.
Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking stinkbugs in my motherfucking apartment.
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