The 2021 Random Thread
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Anybody who knows me ,is aware that I should never be near anything explosive.
I'll let sybian explain this.......
We blew up the latrine by accident.....and I had almost shit my pants anyways.
Yeah, the Sarge didn’t think it was funny when I cut the Long John flap in the backseat....he said the two large buttons to secure my “ trapdoor“ was definitely not military issue.
I can see the logic of a trapdoor for a soldier in the field. Working in the bush, we used to joke about bears catching us with our pants down. Being caught by a guy with a kalashnikov wouldn't be any better.
The dog and I caught a guy with his pants down out in the woods the other day. He was discreet, hiding in the brush, but his dogs insisted on showing us where he was.
Long time fan of Gary Larson - came across this and damn near shot my coffee through my nose.
Friend of mine had been shopping in Superstore, and she loaded her truck with groceries and didn’t lock the canopy, when she went to Tim Hortons for a cup of coffee.
It was in the same parking lot, and twenty steps away....she kinda forgot, and was complacent at the same time.
The young mother steps out of Tim’s to see a street Scrote, jogging away from the back of her truck, holding a box of Pampers......
WTF is he going to do with a box of diapers, when he could have taken a perfectly good bag of groceries?
So she locks her canopy, goes back into Superstore....and there’s Mister Street Scrote, trying to return her box of diapers at Customer Service.....!!
Being a Ranchers wife, very fit, and used to hard work, she walks up to Scrotum face....kicks him in the knee and takes back her property from the Kamloops street shit, that ripped her off....and left him laying on the floor holding his knee.
I guess the moral of the story is.....if your going to rip off a genuine country girl of her little babies diapers ...and she’s driving a dented up diesel ,wearing cowboy boots with a few miles on them, and worn out faded jeans......maybe you should look over your shoulder to see if she might be following you, to retrieve her little babies diapers.....and to kick the shit outta your thieving drug addicted worthless ass.
It was in the same parking lot, and twenty steps away....she kinda forgot, and was complacent at the same time.
The young mother steps out of Tim’s to see a street Scrote, jogging away from the back of her truck, holding a box of Pampers......
WTF is he going to do with a box of diapers, when he could have taken a perfectly good bag of groceries?
So she locks her canopy, goes back into Superstore....and there’s Mister Street Scrote, trying to return her box of diapers at Customer Service.....!!
Being a Ranchers wife, very fit, and used to hard work, she walks up to Scrotum face....kicks him in the knee and takes back her property from the Kamloops street shit, that ripped her off....and left him laying on the floor holding his knee.
I guess the moral of the story is.....if your going to rip off a genuine country girl of her little babies diapers ...and she’s driving a dented up diesel ,wearing cowboy boots with a few miles on them, and worn out faded jeans......maybe you should look over your shoulder to see if she might be following you, to retrieve her little babies diapers.....and to kick the shit outta your thieving drug addicted worthless ass.
Just finished watching 10 ep series on Hugh Hefner and Playboy Corporation on Prime (well worth watching!). Ep 9 had a fair amount of coverage of what happened to Dorothy. Very sad even 40 years later. When I first came to Van in 84 I lived not too far from the DQ where Dorothy was "discovered". Went there more than a few times and wished I had moved to BC 5 years earlier.
JD
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