Theme Wedding!!!!
Yeah yeah yeah...it's all very well to THANK us here on perb for the hook up but comeon...WHERE ARE OUR WEDDING INVITES????
Like Hatrick can drive the Trick Machine with empty lube bottles attached to the back of it....after lighting the wedding with a few of his flash lights.
On the brides drive over to the Pooner Palace chapel, the Surrey granny ho can ride by and give the wedding party a good flash.
Gravitas can heckle in the back and mutter rude comments.....then get ejected for reasons we will all wonder about.
Fred Zed can preside over the wedding as the minister.
Hitrack can write up the prenump to make sure she only gets like "a blue" if the thing doesn't work out.
Ashley Fame's alleged "crew" of cracker misfits can jack all the wedding gifts and put them up on the "For Sale" section on perb....
Creole Lady Marmalade can lecture you prior to the marriage on the importance of never ever under any circumstances attempt the licking of any balls nor at any point removing a condom
I'll come but I may show up late...or not at all
My "Turkey Thrower" can be in charge of the catering...just don't make him mad.....We'll stick with like fish or something instead. Hurts less and leaves less bruises.
I think the cake should be decorated with a little man handing over some cash to a hot chick.
After the wedding everyone can throw condoms at the happy couple as they come out of the wedding just to be arrested by the cranky cops who will handcuff us all and take us away for no reason in particular.
So there. Perb themed wedding.
Anyone else want to be invited to the extravaganza? We would like our invitations via pm also please.
But seriously....good luck lovely perb couple. Keep us "posted" (no pun intended!)