Thailand - Bangkok and Pattaya Report (Jan-Feb 2023)

[testingsite]

I just came back from Thailand and thought share my pooning experience there.

Erotic Massage Parlors: I tried few erotic massage places in Bangkok.

1. Kokoro: This place is specialized on Japanese nuru massage. When I went there at 2: 15 PM there was about 8-9 girls from which I choose Michelle. She is above average looking, have natural boobs, age 30+. She was very friendly and gave me the best nuru gel massage in my life. The whole process was Japanese - where girl helps you to take off your dress, folds them, then tells you to sit in a chair where she cleans you, provides rimming and footjob, then move to air mattress where she provides body to body massage, handjob, then move to bed etc. The highlight of the session was - the way she moved her body during the body to body massage I will never forget . Cost: 3900 Baht + tips.
2. Doki Doki: My second best experience was with Doki Doki. When I went there at 3:30 PM there was only 3 girls available from which I believe I choose a girl named Pam. She is average looking. Age: 28-30. She was very nice and provided great body to body massage. The highlight of the session was - the way she rimmed me I will never forget . Cost: 3000 Baht + tips.
3. Sakura Akasuri: I went to this place to experience Salt Tapping massage. When I went there they showed me some girls photo and told me to choose. No physical lineup. The girl I chose was above average looking. Age: 28-30. She gave me a very relaxing massage which I liked . At the end of the massage, she told me different options that are available. Handjob - 500 Baht, Full Service - 2000 Baht. Massage itself cost: probably 1800 Baht
4. B & B Massage: I believe this place do not any website. It is located on Soi Sukhumvit 24/1 where the other massage parlors like Boss Massage, Cherry massage etc. are located. I was walking Soi 24/1 and checking out the girls sitting outside of many massage places and finally decided to see a girl from this place. The girl turned out to be new and so the massage was not great. But she was very GFE and wanted me as her boyfriend . She wanted to go out with me after the session. But, I said I am busy that day. So, she gave me her LINE and told me to contact her. Cost: 2100 Baht + tips
5. I went inside many other massage parlors like - Addict Massage, 102 Massage, Daisy Dream, Dream Heaven etc. and they showed me their lineup but I did not like. So I skipped.

Soapy Massage Places: I tried 2 below soapy places in Pattaya.

1. Honey 2: When I went there, I saw about 25 girls in fishbowl. Every girl was eyeing me and wanted me to choose them. I decided on a model girl available there. But, the experience was not great. The first think I realized when I went inside the room, the girl is actually not that great looking facially. From a distant, in fishbowl under white bright light she looked stunning. But, in reality when she is close, she looks like an average girl. Also, when the girl took off her clothes, I noticed she has so many tattoos in her back that completely turn me off. The girl was not very GFE. It was more mechanical. She had many restrictions which killed my mood . The soapy massage part was Ok. Nothing extraordinary. Cost: 4400 Baht + Beer price
2. Sabai Dee: A week later, I decided to try this soapy massage place. I went there at 6:30 PM. At that time, about 30 girls were available. Since, my first soapy experience was not great, I asked for recommendation from someone in charge there instead of choosing myself which turned out to be great. The girl I chose was above average looking. Age: 28-30. The girl was very friendly and provided great soapy massage. . Cost: 4600 Baht + tips + Beer price

Agogo Bars: I went to many agogo bars in Bangkok and Pattaya and found that Pattaya agogo bars have a lot better looking girls.

1. Walking Street: Pattaya walking street agogo bars have best looking girls at the moment. Agogo bars that I liked - XS, Fahrenheit and Windmill club.
   • XS agogo bar had great music and lineup. I barfined 1 girl from there. Cost for Short Time was: 4000 Baht + 5 Lady drinks + Barfine cost 1200 Baht + Mamasan drink + My beer cost = Maybe 7000 Baht total.
   • Fahrenheit agogo bar dancers were not that great looking. But their non-dancer girls who sit outside to promote the club and bring customer inside were good looking. I barfined 3 girls from Fahrenheit. Twice for Short time and once for Long time. Short time means 1 shot and they go back to the bar after you finish. Long time usually lasts 4 hours where you get 2 shots. Cost for short time in Fahrenheit 3000 Baht, cost for long time 5000 Baht, barfine 1200 Baht, 1 Mamasan drink, 1 lady drink.
   • Windmill club was wild. Great environment and show. One guy was doing DATY on another girl in stage , lesbian show, shower show etc. The girls were asking me to come near stage and play with them but I was too shy 😅. I met a famous American pornstar there. I wanted to barfine 1 girl there but she was busy that day. Told me to come next day to barfine but I never went back.
2. LK Metro: I checked Kink, Queen Club, Paradise, Showgirls etc. I found LK Metro agogo bars not that busy compared to walking street agogo bars. Girls in LK Metro agogo bars are comparatively less beautiful.
3. Nana Plaza: I went to Rainbow 4, Rainbow 5, Billboard, Butterflies, Spanky's, Geisha etc. I found Rainbow 5 had better looking girls among them. I wanted to chat with a dancer there but she was already called by another guy. So, I left.
4. Soi Cowboy: I checked Baccara, Crazy House, Tilac, Dollhouse etc. I found most girls are below average to average looking. Baccara and Crazy House were most busy. Mostly Asian crowd.

Beer Bars: Pattaya Soi Buakhao street, Tree town and nearby areas have many Beer bars. The area is buzzing with tourists. Most girls working in these beer bars were below average to average looking and so I did not barfine anyone. Checked Bangkok Soi 7 Beer bars as well. Mostly filled with average looking girls or ladyboys and so I skipped.

Thaifriendly App: I chatted with many girls in Thaifriendly app when I was there. I ended up meeting 5 girls.

1. The first girl I met was average looking and works in a massage place in daytime. The girl was very GFE and provided a great service. Highlight of the session was - great BBBJ. Cost: 2000 Baht
2. Second girl I met was very GND and so I cancelled.
3. Third girl I met was young and very good looking . Definitely she was one of the top 3 best looking girl I saw during my trip. Great service. If I was staying in Pattaya, I would probably make her my one of regular girl to go to. Cost: 2000 Bhat + Tips.
4. Fourth girl I met turned out to be not good looking. But, I was horny and so I did it. Cost: 1500 Baht. She was charging less than others which later I realized was a red flag.
5. Fifth girl when came to my hotel room, I realized she is a ladyboy. I told her to leave but she did not want to leave and was shouting until I give her full money. So, I gave her full money. Still she did not leave, gave me lecture for next 10 minutes about various things like - police in their side, this is illegal etc. etc. 😭That was the end of my using Thaifriendly app.

Fiwfans Website: I have heard fiwfans girls are mostly catered to Thai gentleman and so out of curiosity I booked one girl from TSG Sideline agency . The incall place was in a decent hotel. Photo of that girl seem to be quite photoshopped. In picture, the girl was a 9 but when I met her in person she was a 6. The reviews you see in their website seems to be written by the agency/girl and so not trustworthy. The session itself was average. Talking to girl I learned most of their customers are Chinese, then Japanese/Korean and third is Thai. Girls in fiwfans are cheap when compared to other places in Bangkok. Average cost: 1500 Baht

Gentlemen's club: I checked few Gentlemen's club in Pattaya and it seems to be my kind of place where it is more relaxed laid back kind of vibe. Amsterdam Lounge Bar Pattaya was the best due to a girl I met named Minnie. You can find youtube video about this club and see how Minnie looks like. In short, she is good looking. This club has a Karaoke room which you can book for 500 Baht per hour. I booked the Karaoke room and chose Minnie as my companion. This girl has lot of energy and she can dance to Korean/English music songs. I can not sing but I really enjoyed how she danced whole time . You need to buy lady drinks (150 Baht each) to keep her as companion. Later, after Karaoke, I barfined her for short time and we did it in upstairs room.

Kapooclub: I heard kapooclubs are mostly for Thai gentleman where you can find better looking girls. So, I checked Penthouse Spa there. When I went there, they showed me 6 girls. The girl I chose was the only good looking one. The girl was nice and spoke good English. She was horny and got very wet during full service. Cost: 4500 Baht

Escort Service: I tried bkkescortservice in Bangkok. The girl turned out to be more older and comparatively less beautiful than the picture/video in website .

Nightclub: I went to few nightclubs in Pattaya - Insomnia, Republic Club, 808 etc. Most clubs were very busy at 10:30 PM. Insomnia was the best. Good music but very loud. Many freelancer girls there looking for customer. Due to loud music, it is hard to negotiate with the girls and so guys use their phone to show how much he is willing to pay.

Pattaya Soi 6 and Beach Road: I checked Pattaya Soi 6 bars and beach road freelancers several times. But talent was not good.

 

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Therme Cafe Bangkok: This place is full of freelancers catered mostly to Japanese. You can check youtube video about this place. You need to buy a drink to enter this place. I went there couple of times during my stay in Bangkok. About 40-50 girls were available around 9 PM. You can find 1-2 good looking young girls here out of 50 girls. I took 2 girls from this place to my hotel. Both was short time 3000 Baht. Out of the 2 girls I saw - one provided good service and another was terrible.

Hotels: I stayed at Dream Hotel in Bangkok which is on Sukhumvit Soi 15 which is between Asok and Nana station and close to Therme cafe. In Pattaya, I stayed at Holiday Inn Express Pattaya Central which is on Soi Buakhao. Both were good hotels, staff were nice, great breakfast, near to action. Both were guest friendly hotel, did not ask for girls ID.

 

[closed doors]

Minnie looks pretty good

 

[RedDragon64]

Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

I was a regular at Sabai Dee Soapy nearly 20 years ago. The rate was 2000 THB back then but I guess inflation is everywhere.

Some great ladies in there.

That was where I discovered that the only thing better than a soapy is a soapy sandwich. But be sure to let your lady choose the 2nd lady or it could be disappointing.

 

[WestCoaster19]

Fantastic and thorough, thanks!

Do you think it's better to go during the day to avoid the post-work meat market of guys or does it matter?

 

[testingsite]

Fantastic and thorough, thanks!

Do you think it's better to go during the day to avoid the post-work meat market of guys or does it matter?

Personally, I felt these girls are not seeing high volume of clients every day. I never noticed they lacked energy during the session. But, it is important to go to right time so that you find the best girl. My recommendation:

• Erotic Massage Parlors: best time to go there is around 3:30 PM when most girls are available to choose. You can also add these massage parlors in LINE app as well and ask them which girls are working in that particular day and when they starts. They reply fast.
• Soapy Massage Places: go there between 6:30 -7 PM in the evening when majority of girls are working.
• Agogo Bars: go early there between 8:30 - 9 PM and barfine a girl between 9 -10 PM. If you delay, then hot girls will be already taken. Also, most girls like to come back to their home by 2 AM. So, if you want Long Time (4-5 hours) then barfine earlier in the evening.
• Thaifriendly App: these girls are very unreliable. They work when they want and there is no guarantee they will show up in time.
• Therme Cafe: best time to visit between 8:30 - 9 PM. What I observed after cafe opens at 8 PM it takes about 30 minutes for all freelancers girl to show up. Hardly I saw any new girl showed up after 9 PM.

 

[FastAndTheCurious]

Therme Cafe Bangkok: This place is full of freelancers catered mostly to Japanese. You can check youtube video about this place. You need to buy a drink to enter this place. I went there couple of times during my stay in Bangkok. About 40-50 girls were available around 9 PM. You can find 1-2 good looking young girls here out of 50 girls. I took 2 girls from this place to my hotel. Both was short time 3000 Baht. Out of the 2 girls I saw - one provided good service and another was terrible.

Hotels: I stayed at Dream Hotel in Bangkok which is on Sukhumvit Soi 15 which is between Asok and Nana station and close to Therme cafe. In Pattaya, I stayed at Holiday Inn Express Pattaya Central which is on Soi Buakhao. Both were good hotels, staff were nice, great breakfast, near to action. Both were guest friendly hotel, did not ask for girls ID.

Lol I just also got back from Thailand and stayed at the exact same hotel ! 🤣🤣 what a wild place to visit ! I think in the end I went to 6 different establishments. Threw in a duo in there as well. Spent under 500 total for all my exploits. It was truly amazing experience. Can’t wait to go back !

 

[Hueska1990]

What a fantastic report!

 

[buchibabu6969]

Your report has worthy information.
I am only staying two full nights in thailand. Confused which place to choose, bangkok or pattaya. Please suggest one place between both.

 

[fukboy]

Where can I find the higher end girls in Thailand?

model like, pse type? Spinners, young, etc?

 

[testingsite]

Where can I find the higher end girls in Thailand?

model like, pse type? Spinners, young, etc?

Most higher end girls in Thailand works in Soapy massage places in Bangkok. The most popular Soapy massage places are - Maria, Poseidon, Le Belle. You can find less famous models and actresses there as well. Price is quite high. For exp - in Maria Soapy place it usually starts from 7000 Baht to 20000 Baht range. These girls are definitely young and fit. Good service is not guarantee though specially when you are looking for PSE service. You can ask the person in charge there of showing girls there for recommendation and they might help you. For PSE service I would suggest go to Erotic Massage Places like Kokoro or Doki Doki. Girl probably would be more older and not that model level looking but price is cheap and provides great PSE service.

 

[Taylor007]

Amsterdam Lounge Bar Pattaya was the best due to a girl I met named Minnie

Minnie looks pretty good

Don't think she sucks dick though unless things have changed @testingsite ?

 

[testingsite]

Don't think she sucks dick though unless things have changed @testingsite ?

I can only confirm that I received it when I saw her.

 

[Taylor007]

I can only confirm that I received it when I saw her.

Ok. Good to know. Thanks

Did you just get a bj or full package?

 

[testingsite]

Ok. Good to know. Thanks

Did you just get a bj or full package?

I actually did both. It is because the first time I went there she was on her period and could only do bj package. Few days later I went for full package. There is also long time option of 8 hours either from 1 PM to 9 PM or 10 PM to 6 AM if you want. I think Long time price is 8000 Baht

 

[Taylor007]

I actually did both. It is because the first time I went there she was on her period and could only do bj package. Few days later I went for full package. There is also long time option of 8 hours either from 1 PM to 9 PM or 10 PM to 6 AM if you want. I think Long time price is 8000 Baht

No set hours on LT (long time) and usually between 2000-3000 unless bar finining from gogos.

Edit...

Sorry, I should've specified more. I was referring to the freelancers, beer bars, gentlemens clubs and thai friendly in Pattaya.

Minnie didn't quote you those LT prices I hope @testingsite ?