Texting etiquette for pooners

hornygandalf

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I got a winner overnight and I don't advertise on BP at all, just Perb and ERSList:

I'm motivated to put my dick in yo yoga butt till I make my volcano roar. Can you hook me up with a $40 quickie as I am a student of physics working towards world peace... So nice to wake up to...

So funny Playful Alex... and unbelievable. And did you respond? If so, how?
I have to say your comments SeductiveCameron are well made and legitimate, and so there was nothing offensive with sharing your frustrations on this board. I can't help wondering if this is simply how they treat ALL women, which is why they need to seek the services of a SP in the first place. I do think a brief explanation on occasion would help, though for some it would probably go over their head.
 

johnsmit

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The Escort business... is unlike any business model out there.. Your not like a n accountant....even though you do have to use your brains to satisfy your clients.. Your not like a plumber.. bug you do vlean pipez
And your not lke any of the other service business... even if you deal with many different customers all the time

Your business is more psrsonal then any other.. more intamate... To think it begines and end with the hour that is payed for.. is not a good business plan. nor is it understanding. the service you supply . or tge neexs you meet. in each client.

We all know it is not just about sex...social.. connection... is a big part of it.. That is what generats repeat client..and in this economey that what is important.. when things get slow..

Ediquet and respect is all ways important.. as it is in amy servise business. A carpenter depends on repeat busines too.. and building a friendship with his clients..

To reject these friendship.. or familiarities from clients in the escort business.. is not good for business..
Any one that has beeen in this for awhile can see how it effects the dinamics of their clientell.

Of course you can tailor to those you want to see.. .Agencies usually take who ever come a knocking..
where as an indy can pick and chose.. to cater to the young... the older gentalmen.. or the party hard group.

I would think that it is better business sence to some time put up with a little. uncooth approch.. . ans see where it goes befor totally rejecting them ..

Even though this is an intimate.. very personal. service.. that has so many peramiters that ars not found in any other business.. except maybe . movie star... your business depends on all type.. can you all ways be rejecting of the.. illmanered.. .Or maybe it just requiers a little patience.. to enducate on proper etiquette
 

PlayfulAlex

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I got a winner overnight and I don't advertise on BP at all, just Perb and ERSList:

I'm motivated to put my dick in yo yoga butt till I make my volcano roar. Can you hook me up with a $40 quickie as I am a student of physics working towards world peace... So nice to wake up to...

So funny Playful Alex... and unbelievable. And did you respond? If so, how?...snip
Thanks for you heartfelt sympathies, folks! No, I did not respond. I was left wondering what kind of an idiot would feel compelled to write such a thing. Probably him and his buddies sitting around with a six-pack of Kokanee, texting escorts, and killing themselves with laughter about how hilarious they all are!

 

cherise

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i just got this from a new client i have only seen once

hi cherise i just saw you recently would you fuck me for pleasure and no money?
i responded well babe as AWESOME as that offer is ....um NO

he says will you think about it, i'd love to come over when youre hornyso we can both have pleasure

my reply...i only see one fellow in a day so why would i give it away for free to a client i just met no less

he says lets date then

seriously? bye bye now
 

hornygandalf

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Hmmm... does he get a free check-up from his dentist after the second visit... or does he give his services away for free after the first time?
Probably not running his own business, so does he agree to work for free for his boss once he has done the first hour of the day?
I guess that is a client you won't be seeing again...

i just got this from a new client i have only seen once

hi cherise i just saw you recently would you fuck me for pleasure and no money?
i responded well babe as AWESOME as that offer is ....um NO

he says will you think about it, i'd love to come over when youre hornyso we can both have pleasure

my reply...i only see one fellow in a day so why would i give it away for free to a client i just met no less

he says lets date then

seriously? bye bye now
 

PuntMeister

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"Hi Cameron, my name is _____. I am interested in booking an appointment"
Thanks for actually providing an example. I have to agree, ladies have told me they really appreciate an articulate and respectfully professional introduction over the "Hey Babe U look HOT. U available 2 night 4 xtra lovn?" Losers. Now if we could just set up a content filter to ignore dumbass texts, emails, and calls, the world would be a better place.
 

Lady Kay

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I'm so happy you spoke up about this SC (if I may..) I've thought about bring this up many times myself but realize the lame asses that text like this probably aren't in the lounge on Perb, there in their mothers basement eating KD with a phone in one hand and a joy stick in the other, pennyless, horny and damn lonely (nothing against KD) or coked out at 5am......" hey babe, well you see me and my friend " ....... Yes, let me have a coffee and I'm right over ? duh ?
 

little Cowboy

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It always amazes me at how disrespectful people are in general. So its not a surprise to read some of the stuff here. Just look at how folks drive as an example...I love the 'straight-ahead-look' people have when the car next to them is trying to merge...or the 'I-just-zip-in-front-of-you-and cut-u-off' without catching your eye to check if its ok....

And look at how people treat sales people, cashiers etc. The world is full of disrespect. So much so that if you are respectful, many of the people I mentioned are so glad to find a friendly face or voice, and show their appreciation.

YMMV...applies to ALL aspects of social interaction
 

PuntMeister

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the lame asses that text like this probably aren't in the lounge on Perb, there in their mothers basement eating KD with a phone in one hand and a joy stick in the other, pennyless, horny and damn lonely (nothing against KD)
Busted. Here in mom's basement enjoying a nice bowl of the orange wonder. Laptop in one hand, cell phone in the other. Ooooh, look, my soul mates just connected with me!

 

SeductiveCameronDEL

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i'm so happy you spoke up about this sc (if i may..) i've thought about bring this up many times myself but realize the lame asses that text like this probably aren't in the lounge on perb, there in their mothers basement eating kd with a phone in one hand and a joy stick in the other, pennyless, horny and damn lonely (nothing against kd) or coked out at 5am......" hey babe, well you see me and my friend " ....... Yes, let me have a coffee and i'm right over ? Duh ?
i love kd!!! <3
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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It always amazes me at how disrespectful people are in general. So its not a surprise to read some of the stuff here. Just look at how folks drive as an example...I love the 'straight-ahead-look' people have when the car next to them is trying to merge...or the 'I-just-zip-in-front-of-you-and cut-u-off' without catching your eye to check if its ok....

And look at how people treat sales people, cashiers etc. The world is full of disrespect. So much so that if you are respectful, many of the people I mentioned are so glad to find a friendly face or voice, and show their appreciation.

YMMV...applies to ALL aspects of social interaction
COURTESY is rapidly becoming a lost art. In our technophile society, we spend so much time with our eyes glued to monitors of one sort or another while our fingers (or thumbs! smh) fly across a keyboard that we forget we are supposed to be interacting politely with other human beings! It's so easy to sling insults and zingers from behind the screen! On the same note as what ms cherise posted, I had a client make me an offer I couldn't refuse...He'd pay me my usual rate, but I had to give him back $20 for every orgasm I had...

He saved himself $200 right away!!! :eyebrows:
 
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