That happened to me at Lamplighter the other week. This chick wanted to touch my "huge" breasts (it was the bra that made them look huge) and my civvie friend just stood there in SHOCK as the girl was playing with my breasts! LOL, alcohol!
Man Mountain, didn't you know? Megan Fox is a heroine to California's school children - especially the boys Millions and millions of boys that can't read their father's Playboy anymore. ;p