Tessa?

praxis

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Ouch . . . Strike two . . .

...15 minutes til she came in after my shower had been started. 15 minutes of lacklustre action 5 minutes of "shower alone&gather your things" and a heads down departure not because i didn't want anyone to see me. I didn't want to see her as i might of come off rude. all that for only $$$.

Repeat-not for free


Looks-6
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It was shameful.
That hurts. . .

To quote FFG:

Looks like Claud with no E got a GFE with no G.
Thanks for the review, Claud.
 

Shibarimaster

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I am going to add to this as I was in the studio that particular evening seeing another girl...who is fucking awesome and hot and fun and cute and a tease and, and, and, and!!!!

Walked in the back door, was asked by reception to "wait a minute"...sure, no problem...of course the minute was actually 5 while I watched her mop the floor as I waited to be greeted. When she finally came down to meet me I was told that no rooms were ready and could I wait in the tanning room...sure but can I use the washroom first...the answer was "no, the floors are wet you'll have to wait"...alrighty then.

While waiting in said tanning room I had the absolute pleasure of listening to Tessa on the phone with one of her friends....at the top of her lungs..."you fucking rock girlfriend"..."I could fucking never have fucking done this without you"..."I just fucking want to get the fuck outta here"...please keep in mind that there is significantly more, all at the top of her lungs, interspersed with laughter and a lot more swearing.

If I had ever thought of seeing this girl before there is now way in hell I would see her now, not even for free!!!!!

In my opinion this girls attitude and actions reflect poorly on the studio and the top notch providers that they have working there, present company excluded of course.

It was in fact so annoying that not even the superb Jessica Rabbit could drag me out of the annoyed mood Tessa put me in that evening...and that is just wrong in and of itself.
 
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funnyfunguy

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re: Jessica's post on a thread on Tessa:

Moderator-1 said:
Ladies: (advertisers or not) you may be well intentioned, but please do not make posts in another lady's review thread. Your posts will be deleted or subject to disciplinary action.
 

funnyfunguy

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Technically, this is not a review thread. Merely a query for information. Jessica has committed no transgressions ... at least not here. ;) . FFG, so when`re you going to man up and take up Jessica on her offer, special deal just for you... just hot air, is that all you are?
It`s in the Review section, so it`s a review thread. " Merely a query for info" turned into a review thread when a review was provided. "No transgressions"? The owner of the site, Fred Zed, has a specific posted policy against SPs posting on a review thread which is not about them.

Fred Zed said:
On https://terb.cc and https://merb.cc we have a rule that ladies cannot comment
on reviews about other ladies. This rule will be enforced here also.
Ladies, please leave the reviewing to the clients. If you would like
to report a problem with a posting or review, please contact a moderator.
Mod-1 has already issued a warning about such postings. If you`re encouraging, or enabling her to continue, and if she gets banned again (would be her second banning), would you want that outcome?
 

funnyfunguy

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The rules are the rules, man. If you don't like them, you can always start your own board, or go elsewhere.
 

funnyfunguy

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Some could say the same thing about the self appointed touts and promoters and shills who write review after review after review about the same sp, time after time, after time, ad nauseam, over and over and over.
 

Bad Santa

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Not the rules that chafe, it's the self-appointed stoolies that make up that milky white icky goo that builds around the shaft of the review board, smelling up the place with it's decaying odour... :p
Sounds like a bad case of funnyfungi!

Some could say the same thing about the self appointed touts and promoters and shills who write review after review after review about the same sp, time after time, after time, ad nauseam, over and over and over.
This from a guy who hasn't posted 1 review in 2 years?? Can't you find something better to post than your "moldy" comments, FFG?
 

69guy

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geez. maybe i should start writing continuous reviews about Kendra again. if i remember right, the last time i did it someone got annoyed and they are no longer on this board.

FFG i think you need to get laid. and i don't mean the PALM sisters or PALMELA HANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Dark_Knight

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geez. maybe i should start writing continuous reviews about Kendra again. if i remember right, the last time i did it someone got annoyed and they are no longer on this board.

FFG i think you need to get laid. and i don't mean the PALM sisters or PALMELA HANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you should. She is awesome, and everyone should know! ;)
 
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