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louiediamond

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I've only just discovered this site. I wish I'd known about it years ago. It's a great public service, (well sort of public). The reviews and other info could have saved me some $ over the years, you know why re-invent the wheel, if other gents have had bad experiences, there would be no reason to expect anything better yourself.

In the spirit of not only warning about the bad but also praising the good I have enjoyed the company of Tess on several occasions over the past few years. She works on an outcall basis, which can be a concern with some girls. After all I don't really need my neighbours knowing what the mouse gets up to when the cat's away. From that perspective Tess is the soul of discretion. But it's what happens after she gets there that keeps me calling her back for more.

Firstly she is fit, attractive and personable. We usually start with pleasant conversation and a glass of wine. She has the ability to put you at ease and really (I know this sounds naive - but its true for me) leaves me with the feeling that she genuinely cares about me and what I'm saying. It creates an impression and a mood that makes the balance of the session that much better.

Her massages are soothing and she can tease with the best of them. I'm not going to go into explicit detail, but I will just say that post massage she is passionate and always leaves me tired, happy and feeling good - very very good.
 

poweredbycummin

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Louie

That was a lame review. If you must post then add some details. I don’t indulge in this hobby because I want someone to talk to or someone to listen to me. I just want some uncomplicated gratification.

I travel to Calgary on occasion and I have seen Tess a few times in the past. I tracked her down on the net at http://www.calgaryoutcalls.com

The first time I used her services she was prompt and arrived at my hotel on time. After the business matters were taken care of she starts to massage my neck and shoulders. I was sitting at the desk. I was really getting into the massage when she pushes my laptop out of the way, sits herself on my desk and hikes up her skirt. Surprise surprise – she’s going commando. I took advantage of the situation to indulge in a little licking and tickling. This girl loves DATY. Before I knew it she had a hand behind my head, pushing in, squirming and making the most erotic little noises – kind of a cross between a purr and a yelp. If she was faking, who cares – perception is reality and it sure seemed real.

We moved to the bed and ran through a gamut of positions, doggie seemed be her fave, but she is adept at all. She had the most amazing muscle control and when it came I can assure you that release was, in a word, explosive.

She is mid thirties, about 5’5”, trim, fit and well proportioned. Her tits are awesome; I’m guessing 36C, firm and all natural. None of that lumpy silicone/saline aftermarket bolt on stuff here. Her ass is every bit as sweet -- smooth, firm, nicely rounded. There is not a cellulite ripple or stretch mark on her. This is a girl that looks after herself. She also looks after her clients.

That first time experience brought me back for a few more sessions, it would be more but travel and time respects no man.

Now Louie IMO that’s a review.
 

wooly110

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Powered, go easy on the guy. He said he just discovered the site. Let him get a feel for things and what he's most comfortable with. Erring on the side of caution is not necessarily a bad thing.

Not everyone is looking for the same thing in this hobby. You may want just some sexual gratification, but, Louie might want someone to be able to talk to as well as sexual gratification. It's all good.

Don't compare your review to his. He might not feel comfortable in his writing. Let him figure out how he wants to do them. Although he didn't give any info regarding fs menu, he did give an overall review of his times with her that are good enough to give the reader an idea of what she is like. If I wanted to know more, I can always ask in a post or by pm.
 

ing50

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I think that powered and louie both have it right but with different styles. This gal is a gem. Aside from the physical and personality attributes that have been accurately described Tess has imagination and a playfulness that can tantilize you. She can play schoolgirl or Elvira. She has toys to play with. A little bubbly splashed then lapped from the right places can send both of you to heaven. She is very rasonable and I'm that she doesn't get more reviews from those who have seen her. Perhaps they want to keep her a secret?
 

ing50

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I think that powered and louie both have it right but with different styles. This gal is a gem. Aside from the physical and personality attributes that have been accurately described Tess has imagination and a playfulness that can tantilize you. She can play schoolgirl or Elvira. She has toys to play with. A little bubbly splashed then lapped from the right places can send both of you to heaven. She is very reasonable and I'm surprised that she doesn't get more reviews from those who have seen her. Perhaps they want to keep her a secret?
 

Alberta Mod

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Louie,

Welcome to PERB and thanks for your review.....keep up the posting!!! :)



Powered,

RELAX.....go for a walk, spank your monkey, do what ever you need to do to chill out! No need to come down on another newbie and call his post "lame"


Happy posting


AM
 

louiediamond

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I have been out of contact for a little while and I must say I was somewhat surprised and pleased by the reaction of some to Powered’s review and comments.

While I don’t disagree with his descriptions of Tess I do find his tone to be indicative of an attitude that I suspect is all too prevelant. There is an undercurrent of misogyny in what he writes.

With me Tess was genuinely warm and, within the confines of her profession, open and giving. She ought to be treated with some respect and regard as she is a person, and not as an object to be dehumanised.

As Shakespeare wrote "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?".

For my part I will continue to approach Tess and the other good SP’s as people, deserving of some basic courtesies – for if we wrong them, what will be their revenge?
 

yychobbyist

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what's the world coming to when someone quotes Shakespeare on a SP review site? Is the end of the world not near?
 

Rezdog

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Too bad she didn't return my e-mail prior to my arrival in Calgary. I would have liked to have hooked up with her. Oh well.
 

baggin

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anyone know if Tess does incalls and how to get in touch with her?

DATY?

These sites need a glossary for us nieve hobbiests
 

louiediamond

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I'm not sure who Janet or Janice is or where Roxboro is, but Tess told me that she had always worked independent. So I don't think it could be the same person
 

poweredbycummin

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Baggin

A little helping hand.

Her website is www.calgaryoutcalls.com. Her e-mail address is there.

Although I would have thought it was obvious from the context of my review DATY = dining at the Y. A little oral sex ya know and there is a glossary - check this thread Common Abbreviations

Oh before I forget - louie get a life. Shakespeare come on now. We`d be better served by the words of Jimmy Buffet who wrote and sang the imortal "Why don`t we get drunk and screw"

Powered
 

DavidYYC

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Janet was the owner/therapist at Roxboro massage accross from Safeway on 4th Street. Last time I saw her, over 3 years ago, she was late 30's / early 40's. Took great care of her body and always gave a great massages and some. Anybody have any idea where she is now, I would like to know. Dropped by the walk-through mall a few months ago and the business was no longer around.
 

louiediamond

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Powered,

You are quite the Philistine.

If you had spent more time reading Shakespeare, and less time highlighting the racy bits from Tess of the d'Urberville, you might have garnered some assistance when you try to inveigle some damsel.

I'll rely on Shakespeare's words from Hamlet's mouth.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Ophelia: No, my lord.

Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?

Ophelia: Ay, my lord.

Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?

Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.

Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

Louie
 

strongishbadboy

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Hi Met up with Tess Tues and I was impressed with her truly a class act very friendly and a true girl next door type Thanks again for a great time
 

ing50

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I've seemed to have lost touch with this cutie. I've not seen any reviews of late . Is she still working. If not it would a shame as she was a good one IMHO.
 

BOBST

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ing50

Yes Tess is still around and even better! She is by far the best around, Brains, Class, Good looks, and Charm what more do any of us need!!!

Try www.calgaryoutcalls.com
 

Bobby_leaf

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Gentlemen,

I get the opportunity to travel to Calgary (and elsewhere) on occasion, great city, the best part is that I can indulge in the hobby away from prying eyes. Had a nasty near death experience a few years ago at home that caused a strategic rethink.

Anyhow being off to Calgary recently and in search of something better than the norm I did a little research and based on the reviews in this thread and on some of the other review sites http://on.starblvd.net/meet/Society_and_Culture/Alternative_Life_Styles/canadian_escort I arranged a session with Tess at my hotel.


This is one fine lady, very attractive, very classy and, given my cautious nature, not at all out of place in nice hotels. The commercial aspects were in keeping with the Calgary market. She is a touch reserved at first (Calgary LE has done a fine job of making first meetings a little tense), but once she feels comfortable - yehaw - hold on to your Stetson.

Well after that first encounter I arranged a reprise a few nights later. She has a delightful imagination and a fine selection of intimate apparel.

Leafs for ever
Bobby
 
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