No, I don't mean to start another discussion on cleanliness, I'm talking about physical, attitudinal and performance preferences in SP's.
I'm a picky pooner, as many have discerned so far (as well as being a pompous ass). There are just certain things that make or break a session for me.
I've heard guys mention that they have to have kissing to make a session a success. Others need BBBJ's. Costumes, moaning (even if fake), moaning (only if it is real), positions, acts, msog, hair colour, enhancements, natural, shaved, hairy... the list goes on.
What are the make or break items for you? Lets give the girls a "heads" up, a little set of hints as to what we might like or dislike in a session. Maybe someone will mention something that a SP never would have thought of, and that little something might just be the difference between a one time vs. a repeat.
For me, there are a few things I need to be fully fulfilled in a session.
1. I may not be in the best shape (well, I'm approaching the perfect shape, a sphere...<grin>), but then again, no one is paying to see me naked. (Well, maybe some of the girls pay for it with sleepless nightmare filled nights..). I expect the SP to be in good, if not great shape. If she's not, thats fine, she's just not for me. A kissably flat stomach, perky breasts (enhancements allowed as long as they aren't ridiculously big or hard), smooth skin, great legs and a pretty face. SP's have a lot of free time, they can afford time for the gym that a busy guy like me can't. And if they are too busy with clients to afford time for the gym, then they have enough money to have thier own personal trainer. Some guys don't mind some miles on a lady, some may even enjoy the "I've had kids and I'm proud my breast look this way" look. Very few wouldn't mind her losing a few strategic pounds, or tightening up this or that..
2. MSOG. I'm not the stud I once was... (actually, I never was the stud I once was...) and it takes some coaxing to get that second shot sometimes. Some ladies out there have techniques that work great, others not. Thanks to little blue pills, its a lot easier than before. In a one hour session there should be enough time to rest in the middle to accomplish a second liftoff. I've found a few ladies that make it possible in a half hour session, or even 3 in an hour... but if she's packed up and ready to leave after the first shot, there's no chance for a repeat. But should she try to coax the little fella back to life and fail, that could be my fault, and I'd probably give her a second try.
3. Pampering. Services such as, getting the drink, starting the shower, undressing me, tending to the little guys, discrete disposal of the protection, warm facecloth or towel afterwards, a little time together basking in the glow... all these things are meant to make the client feel like a king, and that's a great way to keep customers.
4. Clean incall location. Discrete, convenient, fresh sheets and towels, etc. Cheap rooms with no access to a shower really confuse me. Cheap motels rooms that you know have been used for this a while, and without a bedding change. This is a business, find a good locale to operate out of.
Anyone who has seen Kerry, Keisha, Lianna, or Mandy knows what I'm talking about. Hopefully Ashley will be in this league. Miss Alexandra in Van/Edm also fits the bill. They don't have to be teenagers to be in shape, and they don't need to be 40 to have the moves.
So there you have it. Rubin in a nutshell. (I can just picture what Zona/Casey are going to post). Those are some of my pet peeves. Lets hear some of yours.
Rubin
Picky pooner AND pompous ass
I'm a picky pooner, as many have discerned so far (as well as being a pompous ass). There are just certain things that make or break a session for me.
I've heard guys mention that they have to have kissing to make a session a success. Others need BBBJ's. Costumes, moaning (even if fake), moaning (only if it is real), positions, acts, msog, hair colour, enhancements, natural, shaved, hairy... the list goes on.
What are the make or break items for you? Lets give the girls a "heads" up, a little set of hints as to what we might like or dislike in a session. Maybe someone will mention something that a SP never would have thought of, and that little something might just be the difference between a one time vs. a repeat.
For me, there are a few things I need to be fully fulfilled in a session.
1. I may not be in the best shape (well, I'm approaching the perfect shape, a sphere...<grin>), but then again, no one is paying to see me naked. (Well, maybe some of the girls pay for it with sleepless nightmare filled nights..). I expect the SP to be in good, if not great shape. If she's not, thats fine, she's just not for me. A kissably flat stomach, perky breasts (enhancements allowed as long as they aren't ridiculously big or hard), smooth skin, great legs and a pretty face. SP's have a lot of free time, they can afford time for the gym that a busy guy like me can't. And if they are too busy with clients to afford time for the gym, then they have enough money to have thier own personal trainer. Some guys don't mind some miles on a lady, some may even enjoy the "I've had kids and I'm proud my breast look this way" look. Very few wouldn't mind her losing a few strategic pounds, or tightening up this or that..
2. MSOG. I'm not the stud I once was... (actually, I never was the stud I once was...) and it takes some coaxing to get that second shot sometimes. Some ladies out there have techniques that work great, others not. Thanks to little blue pills, its a lot easier than before. In a one hour session there should be enough time to rest in the middle to accomplish a second liftoff. I've found a few ladies that make it possible in a half hour session, or even 3 in an hour... but if she's packed up and ready to leave after the first shot, there's no chance for a repeat. But should she try to coax the little fella back to life and fail, that could be my fault, and I'd probably give her a second try.
3. Pampering. Services such as, getting the drink, starting the shower, undressing me, tending to the little guys, discrete disposal of the protection, warm facecloth or towel afterwards, a little time together basking in the glow... all these things are meant to make the client feel like a king, and that's a great way to keep customers.
4. Clean incall location. Discrete, convenient, fresh sheets and towels, etc. Cheap rooms with no access to a shower really confuse me. Cheap motels rooms that you know have been used for this a while, and without a bedding change. This is a business, find a good locale to operate out of.
Anyone who has seen Kerry, Keisha, Lianna, or Mandy knows what I'm talking about. Hopefully Ashley will be in this league. Miss Alexandra in Van/Edm also fits the bill. They don't have to be teenagers to be in shape, and they don't need to be 40 to have the moves.
So there you have it. Rubin in a nutshell. (I can just picture what Zona/Casey are going to post). Those are some of my pet peeves. Lets hear some of yours.
Rubin
Picky pooner AND pompous ass
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