Taste Test

[BDAClub]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"



"No, I don't," said the little boy.



"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work in the morning"



Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a
piece of ass!"

 

[Randy Whorewald]

That's a good one!!! How about this?

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.


"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination.


Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't
have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

 

[BDAClub]

LOL.....good one Randy.