Taboo

[Ilovethemall]

Ok folks, I'm curious - who was the most off limits person you ever nailed?

I mean, was it the girlfriends mother, the wife's sister, a nun, a teacher??

There are some poll choices.....but interesting stories are always welcome!!

 

[bwaters]

I'm not sure how off limits this one was but it was just wierd. It was my very first U.S. hobbying experience which occurred in the SF Bay Area. I called a number from the Guardian which turned out to be a small "family" business. The girl was a gorgeous blond in her 30's who till this day is still an ATF although retired. However, after a couple of sessions she told me it was her mother who I talked with on the phone and met each time I was there. Mom the pimp! For awhile I felt very strange about the whole deal and then the girl tells me she is happily married and that her hubby is ok with the whole arrangement as well. Holy crap! This was over ten years ago and as indicated my first experience. Since then I've realized this arrangement isn't as strange as it seemed then. I guess you could say it made it alot easier on them since they all knew what's happening.

 

[Ilovethemall]

Agree

I'm gonna agree that that is definitely strange. I can't say it is an arrangement I have ever seen before!

Was mom hot??

 

[gravitas]

being a good catholic I've always had a special place in my pants for nuns

I like to do it penguin style

 

[Ilovethemall]

as long as..

Just as long as it wasn't the priests!!

 

[bwaters]

Mom was not a hottie. Too bad because mom and daughter together? Whoa!

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

A couple of trips back to Rio I nailed twin sisters in a terma (health club/night club/whorehouse). They were identical twins and 20 if I recall correctly. One of my all time best 3somes as they were fully bi and they never let the fact that they were sisters get in the way of their pussy munching of each other or 3 holing It was such a "touching" experience that I made arrangements to meet them at my apartment the following Sunday and we spent the entire day and night together for a whopping 400 Reais (about 200 cdn)

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Reddog you bastard I always wanted to do a mother daughter team! I'm green with envy or whatever I caught from the twins! hahahahahaha

 

[sdw]

Girlfriend's mother,

Girlfriend was a very beautiful Norwegian, but turned out to be not very good or very imaginative in bed. She had been complaining to her mom about what I had in mind. Came over one evening to pick up the girlfriend and she had made other arrangements. Mother asked me what I was going to do with the evening and asked if she could come along. Mom was where the girlfriend's beauty came from and only 13 years older, so we went out. When I was returning her home she suggested that she didn't need to go home and she had been getting sitreps from her daughter. Utterly fantastic in bed. I still visit anytime I'm in San Diego. Been seeing her for over 20 years now.

 

[Ilovethemall]

nice work lads

Glad to see that someone finally banged the daughter of their SO - mom 40'ish and dauhter 20........ahhhhhh to dream!!

 

[hutch]

Best friends girlfriend who I worked with
I think it was a set up, as he later let on that he knew that i was screwing her, and that he wanted to partake in a 3some, which we did. I did see her alone for over a year though. It was a very difficult year looking at her from across the office knowing I was going to be nailing her.
I tried to get her to do it at work between the filing cabinets when no one was around, but she chickened out.

 

[Ilovethemall]

time for my own

My own answer to the poll was "SOs mother". The SO left the bedroom and house door open and one day, in walks mom!!! I was under the blankets munching at the time and imagine my surprise when I came up for air.

About a week later I was home alone and mom comes over....we only did it a couple of times....but it was a ton of fun!!

 

[Ilovethemall]

nuns

The poll results seem to say that it is reasonably easy to bag a nun!!!

 

[youngninnocent]

The poll results seem to say that it is reasonably easy to bag a nun!!!

Or people are relatively full of shit

 

[maverick73]

I have 'nailed' various PERB members' SO's sister, SO's mother, SO's daughter, SO's Aunt or other relations, and a school teacher. Is that taboo enough for you FUCKERS?

You forgot to mention that after you were done with them, you told them all to GO F$CK THEMSELVES!