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has anyone visited her lately? i have seen her a lot in the past but not for about 1 year. $40 for a half-hour massage & hj and you can play with her very ample breasts. she is quite pretty a little on the plumper side and very pleasant. yaletown.
 

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Bona Sera Fellow Perberts

sorry guys, I'm a dumb ass... if yer gonna call this lady (sounds like she's about 37ish) don't ask about the hj. I did she hung up. Live and Learn!!! Just go and have a good time. I'm sure you all know this already !

over n out!

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i would guess early 30s (plumpish, shy, but very pleasant). i remember she would do me between her ta-tas also. i saw her many times for .30 but the last time she said .40 - that was about a year back.

way back when she would let me do some southern exploring but now it seems off limits. she seems very shy and i like that.

i find that alot of massage girls will not discuss particulars on the phone. i always get a big thrill from going there and pushing toward there limits - but always be nice about it.

sometimes (for me) its not about the orgasm but the uncertainty and finding the limits. then again i'm cheap so maybe if i threw more money at the situation then the limits would change.
 

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Swedish Shiatsu Massage.......

Decided to try her for the massage. Wasn't dissapointed because it was one of the best massages I've had in a while. She uses unscented oil applied with warm stones/ rocks which provides a very warm and relaxing feeling. I didn't get anything other than the massage but I didn't ask either. Was enjoying the warm feeling of those little aches and pains disappearing from my back............................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)
 
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So just so i don't ask her and feel like a moron, 60 is for massage including hj?
 

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I tried this lady a couple weeks ago as well. The $60 included the HJ. Like a previous post said, exploring down south was not on the menu. Mountain climbing up north was totally enjoyable, they were firm and soft. I think they are high B or low C's.

The hot stone treatment was very good. The only part I didn't like was the size of the massage area, it was just a little corner in the hallway with curtains.

I will definitely repeat and go for a longer session. Since it is so close to the Yaletown sea wall, I might even go for a long run along the sea wall then enjoy the long(er) session.

For our Sally fans out there, I have decided to "transfer my account" over to this provider. One of the deciding factors is the easy access of the location; the other (more important) factor is that I didn't have to wait till the end to enjoy the mountain climbing. Since both providers charge the same, I am going with the one with more features.
 

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Syncmaster said:
For our Sally fans out there, I have decided to "transfer my account" over to this provider. One of the deciding factors is the easy access of the location; the other (more important) factor is that I didn't have to wait till the end to enjoy the mountain climbing. Since both providers charge the same, I am going with the one with more features.
How would you say her massage compared to Sally's?
Also, how would you rate her HJ compared to Sally's?

And does anyone know what name she goes by?
 

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Herb,

Obviously my opinion is biased, but here goes:

Her name is Maria .... I asked her last time.

Massage: Sally's massage is harder and she is able to hit all the spots strictly from a massage point of view. Sally also uses quite a bit of oil. Maria makes use of the hot stones to get to the same spots and the heat released from the stones really gets into the core of the sore. So it depends on what style of massage you are looking for on that day. There is a lady near Lougheed Mall (think her name in B&S is Allison Yates) who truly provides massage only; if I really need someone to work on my sore muslces, she is IT.

HJ: I find Sally's HJ quite mechanical and "clinical". The subtle message I get is that the HJ portion is something that is optional and she would rather not do it. Access to Sally's peaks are "allowed" but not encouraged by her. Maria, on the other hand (no pun inteneded), allowed access to her boobs as soon as the flip-over. Her shy smile gives me the "welcome sign". Maria's boobs are also bigger than Sally's. My personal assessment of HJ is that boobs and smiles are entertaining my mind while the HJ gives the physical pleasure. Sally's HJ is acceptable but since Maria gives me a head start (access to boobs sooner in the session) .... Maria is the winner in my books.

The location is a factor for me as well. Sally's is kind of out of the way and is inconvenient by transit.

Having said all the above, I am still leaving Sally in my "little black book" ...... hope this helps.
 

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Syncmaster said:
HJ: I find Sally's HJ quite mechanical and "clinical". The subtle message I get is that the HJ portion is something that is optional and she would rather not do it. Access to Sally's peaks are "allowed" but not encouraged by her. Maria, on the other hand (no pun inteneded), allowed access to her boobs as soon as the flip-over. Her shy smile gives me the "welcome sign". Maria's boobs are also bigger than Sally's. My personal assessment of HJ is that boobs and smiles are entertaining my mind while the HJ gives the physical pleasure. Sally's HJ is acceptable but since Maria gives me a head start (access to boobs sooner in the session) .... Maria is the winner in my books.
Thanks, SM.
I've found that Sally allows boob access right after the flip -- basically as soon as she takes her top off. So for me, there's no difference there.
I've also found some day-to-day difference in Sally's HJ -- a little more sensuous one day, a little more clinical the next. (Same with a moderate amount of pre-flip teasing from behind.)
Does Maria alow oral nipple play?

Other than the boob access, dou you think Maria's actual HJ is more sensual / satisfying than Sally's, or is it about the same?

I agree that Sally seems to be providing the HJ as something of a professional duty (another form of tension relief, like an extension of her body massage) rather than with great personal enthusiasm, but even then it can be quite wonderful on a good day. And she will respond to requests like slow down, pause, and resume, so you can keep yourself of the edge for a nice amount of time.

BTW, does Maria have an adjustable table so that you can tilt the top up a bit after the flip? Sally doesn't, and she doesn't seem to supply enough pillows to prop up your head and shoulders for a good view.

No knock on Sally here -- she's a good lady, and gives very good service for the money.
 

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Herb_The_Perb said:
And she will respond to requests like slow down, pause, and resume, so you can keep yourself of the edge for a nice amount of time.
slow down, pause, resume - it seems like you would be better off with a VCR :p.

Her name is Maria? I always thought it was something Russian. I visited her recently after nearly a year. Thankfully the session has not changed ($ or quality). I never visited Sally so can't compare. Once you do the flip on your back, reach under her blouse and she will expose her melons for you. Forgot to mention that Maria loves wrapping those lovely melons of hers around your shaft.
 

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ahh maria

Maria is great!! I've seen her for years and always had a nice time with her. Since I've been going to her for quite a while she's not too shy any more with me but she has a wonderful reserve-ness about her... and I'd say she's more like a large "c" or "d". I recomend her for a relaxation massage, and sally if you wanna little more of a clinical massage with a few perks. This isn't a shill, I'm just a lurker most of the time, but I love the reviews. Btw, Maria is I think late 40's and she is such a cutie, just be respectful and don't ask for hj, just go with the flow.... ;)
 

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I'm confused. Some say she does or use to do russian and all but when you phone she says "just massage". So does she do hj or not?
 

Herb_The_Perb

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Finally saw Maria last week.

Bottom line: A good experience for the money.
It was my first time for a hot stone / hot oil massage, and she really helped ease a sore neck and shoulder area. The massage was very nice. When it came to the sensual part, the teasing was good, not great. And the HJ was good, not great.

She's short (maybe 5'-0" ?), blonde, bubbly, and I'd guess 50+ (years, not chest size). She's very conscientious, has an immaculately clean work space, and although small, the massage alcove is big enough for its purpose. It doesn't feel cramped. The shower facilities are immaculate was well.

She's been compared to Sally due to similarity of rates and services. I prefer Sally, but it's fairly close. Both are very nice people and give value for money, and that counts with me. I think they are more comfortable with the rub that the tug.

Sally's boobs are nicer (shape, firmness, nipple color and definition) in my estimation, and I like the strength of her massage. Sally's HJ technique seems a little better, but maybe a second visit with Maria will bring out some added details that have been mentioned here but which my first session lacked.

I prefer Sally as a conversationalist; Maria seems to be slightly uncomfortable with English. (She's from Poland, is Polish and Swedish by parentage, lived in Montreal, and may have made a stop or two along the way.)

It's been said that Maria is shy about breast exposure, but will do it in a limited way (out of the bra, but using the underside of the bra as support, and shirt remains on but is raised}. My hunch is that she's saggy, and wants to present them in the best light. She also seemed a bit uncomfortable with gentle nipple play.

It's also been mentioned that through sign- and body-language she suggests that you do the HJ yourself. I'd interpret this a little differently -- I think she wants you to get involved in the process (she did that twice in the session), but will do 95% of the work herself. Maybe it's a fetish of hers, wanting to watch a guy stroke himself a little, even though its mainly her show. For my first visit, she did not rub my willie on any part of her body or head, as other have experienced. How common is this with her?

Time was a little short. I booked for an hour, but was on the table between 45 and 50 minutes -- about 80% of the stated session length. She didn't end abruptly though -- she did a some transitioning into the real world after the happy ending. She also picked up the phone during the hands-on-Mr. Happy part of the process, and even though she was quick about the call, I'm not sure that this was the best thing to do. She took another call during the body massage; that didn't really bother me.

People have noted that she sticks her tongue out, in a charming way, while she works your wang. I found that cute, and it reminded me that when I played basketball as a kid I used to unconsciously stick my tongue out before taking a shot. She also expressed a mild surprised delight and approval at the
conclusion of my ejaculation -- a little corny and overdone perhaps, but surely meant in a good, ego stroking way.

I think she may be just a little conflicted about the sensual parts of her service, but nevertheless works to overcome that in the interests of good customer service.

Obviously YMMV, and a second session may be different and a little better than the first.

Does anyone know how long she's been in business in Vancouver?

No complaints, and will repeat if time and travel schedule permit.

As people have noted, she's a nice lady. I think she takes great pride in doing a friendly and professional job.
 

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A couple of other things regarding Maria:

She uses baby oil for the massage, unless you ask for lotion.
Baby oil is mineral oil -- not so good. Nor is lotion particularly recommended.
All the other serious massage people I know, both the strictly therapeutic ones and rub-n-tug folks, use some grade of vegetable oil, with grapeseed being one of the favorites. Sally adds fresh eucalyptus to her oil, which is very nice.

Also, I mentioned Maria's exceptional housekeeping, and later realized that it might be taken to somehow reflect on other providers.
Not really.
In seeing maybe fifteen ladies in the US and Vancouver, I'm happy to say that all of them provided a good clean environment.
But in Maria's case, her place was cleaner than clean, and that made a big impression on usually-oblivious me.
 
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