SU's New Digs

[sidewinder]

Just had the pleasure of a visit to SU's new digs.
Pretty classy!

It's really great. I like the various theme rooms....It's fun! No red velvet wallpaper, though!

Vicky's other vocation must have been as an interior designer and painter.

Very spacious, not kitchy or overdone either. Lot's of potential too...

Two comments...there's a dress code now and the ladies are apparently compelled to wear either evening gowns or lingerie. I know, I know, it's too give the place a tone. For what it's worth, I personally enjoy a little less formality .... Maybe that code can be eased up over time. Or if it's client specific, I'll place my request now for cut-off jeans and T-shirts.

Parking's a bit more of an issue here during tourist season. I parked off Pandora St. behind Market Square. I suppose it is a better setup for parking if you want to stay for more than an hour at a time.

Ya'll be good!

 

[Mr. Monday]

I agree that the new location is a quantum leap, very elegant and spacious. I saw the lovely Violet this week and loved her lingere. Her dress has always been of a high standard and much appreciated.
I certainly would not want to see a lowering of the standard except by request.

M

 

[sidewinder]

Su Dress Code

Heard that Vikki wants her crew to wear "more make up" as well as dressing up a little fancier...I hope that's optional...firstly because I'm not a big fan of lots of makeup and secondly because I don't want to wear any home after a roll in the hay with my fav. SP.....

 

[seduction]

Clarification for you guys

Hi Guys

Yes, the girls now have a dress code. As always you are more than welcome to make attire requests.
Yes, the girls hair and make up must be done. I have not asked them to put lots of make up on. I have told them "the just rolled out of bed look" is unacceptable. You are more than welcome to ask for no make up if this is what you prefer.
As for perfume, please make sure you request no perfume on the phone. I have yet to see an sp who does not use perfume, or body spray.
There is the Yates St parkade, it is located between Goverment and Wharf. It is only a block away from us.

Enjoy the sun guys,
Vikki xoxo

 

[bigmoe69er]

Vikki, your new place is absolutely fabulous!!!

---Dr. Moe

 

[sidewinder]

Requests for SU

Here's a request for my next foray, Vicky....

Padded, coffee-stained housecoat from Zeller's, hair in curlers. No make up. Chipped fingernails. Bruised knuckles optional.
Just kidding.

You've worked really hard, run a great place and treat your staff well.
I'm a regular customer and proud to be one!

 

[seduction]

Well Sidewinder.......if we would have stayed at Chatham any longer that's what you would have gotten....eventually.....lmao!

Thanks for the compliments,
Vikki xoxo

PS If you request that, I can make it happen!

 

[sidewinder]

Dress Code at SU

Thanks Vikki,

I think our next project should perhaps have a nautical theme. In fact, if you'll allow me, I'd like to make some simple adjustments to decor of the black and white themed "Zebra" room.

I'll buy and install a brass porthole (from Capital Iron) to overlook the rear parking lot. Perhaps an old fish net with cork floats to drape over a wall.

Tasteful photos of HMCS Calgary, Provider and Algonquin heading out to sea under full steam. A reproduction hardwood cannibal's club from the Fiji Islands. A banner welcoming all hands from the USS Abraham Lincoln battlegroup. a hogshead (45 gallon barrel) of sexual lubricant. A forklift load of Durex Avanti non-latex condoms.

A ship's bell to summon the faithful for their grog ration. A wet bar to dispense it rationally too.

Maybe hold the brass bell. A customer might misread that sound and leave before their rental expires.

BTW I appreciate the new electronic "chime." Definitely an update on the traditional "knock on the door."

 

[Coitus-longus]

New diggs

Nice job Vikki, was there last night, interesting front door. BTW, while being escorted to our room by the most wonderful Lyndsay, I caught a glimpse of a very beautiful woman whom Lyndsay said she had never met. Purely by accident she opened a door as L&I were passing. She was slim with medium to long dark hair, very well tanned and I would definitely walk into a lamp post if she were walking down the street. Is she new??? Or do you have the best dressed and most gorgeous cleaning staff in the city??
Thanks CL

 

[seduction]

Hi CL

Was this the lady you were talking about??? Dominique.......
http://www.bcdarlings.com/su_kisstell.htm

Sidewinder I am working on the Zellers housecoat and curlers for you!

Vikki xoxo

 

[Coitus-longus]

Hi Vikki,
Yes that tan looks a lot like her. Thank God she isn't the cleaning lady!!! Hope she will be on the schedule lots. If her service matches her looks we might have a new superstar. Next visit for sure.
Thanks CL

 

[sidewinder]

Housecoat & Curlers

Now I'm REALLY sorry that I said anything about Housecoat and Curlers. But OK, why not?

And the SW should also be prompted to say (just as I bust a nut):

"Shhhhh...be quiet or you'll wake up the kids!"

Actually I may stop at an emporium or two to stock up on sexy thongs for Ye Crew. Maybe a set of "wild cat" themed ones...y'know, tiger, cheetah, leopard.
I think they'd raise the tone of things a little....

Cheers Vikki, will call early next week to arrange for my dose of dynamic duo.

 

[seduction]

Sidewinder....

You ask, you shall receive.....somtimes it just takes a little longer than usual!

http://www.bcdarlings.com/picture003.jpg
Vikki xoxo

 

[sidewinder]

New SU Dress Code cont'd

Hey I recognize those two!!!
They're the strap-on initiation crew from your Langford office.....

XXX

 

[who]

Kudos to Vikki, What a classy place from the interior design right down to the furnishings. Throw in Lyndsay in a designer dress and wow! only thing is something that expensive has to be removed with care.

 

[seduction]

Sidewinder......

How on earth did you know that I'm from LANGFORD..............

ps That's me on the right!

 

[who]

Maybe he saw you driving a tricked out 4x4?

 

[sidewinder]

How Did Sidewinder Know Vikki was from Langford?

The dental work?

XXX
SW
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Langford Boys Visit a Whorehouse

There were 3 Langford Lads. One day while surfing the net they ran upon a whorehouse. Excited, they located and entered the whorehouse (without a pre-arranged appointment!?) like kids entering a toy store.

The first Langford lad had $50.00, the second had $100.00, and the third had $150.00.

The first approached the lady behind the desk and said " I got $50.00!

What do I get for $50.00?"

The lady spoke over the intercom and said "Ginger-- take this gentleman upstairs and give him $50.00 worth!"

The first Langford lad came back downstairs grinning from ear to ear.

The other two said "Man, what did you get for $50.00?"

The first Langford lad explained that she took it out of his pants she put whipped cream all over it, then licked it all off.

This exited the 2nd Lad and he quickly approached the lady at the desk. He said "Okay, I have $100.00!What do I get for $100.00?"

The lady spoke over the intercom and said" Tasha, take this gentleman upstairs and give him $100.00 worth!"

The 2nd Lad came downstairs, grinning from ear to ear, as if he was on Cloud Nine.

The other two met him and asked" Man, what did you get for $100.00?"

The 2nd Langford Lad explained she took it out of his pants, put whipped cream on it, nuts and chocolate topping and she licked it all off.

This excited the 3rd Lad, so he nervously approached the lady at the desk and said, "I have $150.00. What can I get for $150.00?"

The lady turned on the intercom again and said" Melissa, take this gentleman upstairs and give him $150.00 worth!"

The 3rd Lad came downstairs with a huge frown on his face, and on the brink of tears.

Curious, the other 2 asked, "Man, why are you so sad. What could've went wrong? You had $150.00?"

The 3rd Lad said, "Boys, she took it out of my pants, put whipped cream all over it. Then she put strawberries, pinapple topping, chocolate syrup,nuts and a big cherry on top! It looked so good I ate it myself."