Surrey Math Test

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MATH TEST FOR SURREY SCHOOLS

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1. Sandhar has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for $300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?



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2. Tyrone pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per day must each whore perform to support Tyrone's $500 a day crack habit?

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3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?


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4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also received $350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $33,100 per month, how much money will be left when gets out?


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5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed on buildings with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint?


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6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As Kwok skates away at a speed of 35 kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?


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hitrack

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In question 6 we are assuming that Kwok can acheive 35kph in a microsecond. He may need the whole 20seconds to reach a speed of 35kph.

Assuming he can reach that speed instantaniously he would have moved almost 200meters away from Hareem.

As for the rest it appears most in Surrey have the knack to make quick cash. :)
 

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hitrack said:
As for the rest it appears most in Surrey have the knack to make quick cash. :)
Don't you know it:cool: ;) Us Surrey Girls rock! hehehhee LOL
 
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hitrack said:
In question 6 we are assuming that Kwok can acheive 35kph in a microsecond. He may need the whole 20seconds to reach a speed of 35kph.

Assuming he can reach that speed instantaniously he would have moved almost 200meters away from Hareem.

As for the rest it appears most in Surrey have the knack to make quick cash. :)

You're also assuming that Hareem will hit Kwok with the first shot...:D

BTW what the hell is he loading that would take 20 seconds... a musket?
 

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Where's Waldo... I mean Lenny... when u need him?

Lenny is renowned for his SP and drug math... he'd ace this test!
 

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Hardatwork said:
You're also assuming that Hareem will hit Kwok with the first shot...:D

BTW what the hell is he loading that would take 20 seconds... a musket?
He can't find his bullets cause his hand is stuck in his ass.
 

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He can't find his bullets cause his hand is stuck in his ass.
I guess he's looking for the coke bag he stuck up there?
 

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Randy Whorewald said:
it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun
What kind of dumbass carries his piece unloaded?
 

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westwoody said:
What kind of dumbass carries his piece unloaded?
He must be from Richmond.
 
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