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Ace213 said:
Can you re-link the ad. Craigslist one isn’t working for me, thank you
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https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/surrey-quality-massage/rtkUeME4mJpuf6YymLoKZN

Keep in mind she takes forever to respond.
And her prices are all over the place from day to day one day it's 85 an hour next day it's 90 hour next day is 95 an hour so..
I think it's back down to 90 an hour and that's just for the massage by the way nothing else but happy ending nude which isn't a given with everybody will be about another $80, after getting past paranoid security, no touching
 
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Went to see her this weekend. NO REPEAT

Overall: 2/10 – Not worth a second visit.

Communication was frustrating from the start. Responses were very slow. She insisted on cash only (no e-transfer) and wanted a call, but replies were inconsistent. She first gave a nearby building address so she could check me out from a distance when I arrived. Only after seeing me did she send the real address and buzzer number for a newer building around the block (short walk).

The place is a small condo unit. The massage table is crammed into a dark entrance area. Setup was basic and uncomfortable no proper face/head rest (just a sheet propped up), feet hanging off the end of the table, and the towels looked reused

She is decent looking, appears late 20s (not the 22 she claimed). The massage itself was lame just basic work with baby oil. She talked a lot and told stories that clearly didn’t add up (claimed she’s been in Canada since childhood, but her speech suggests she arrived much later).

After about 15 minutes, she had me flip, then another 10–15 minutes later started saying time was almost up. When I questioned it she checked her phone and admitted there were still 15 and umm, actually 20–25 minutes left. Shortly after that she brought up extras: $50 for HJ only, or $60 more ($110 total) for nude. I went with the HJ and asked if I could touch — she said yes.

The HJ was poor. Single-handed, standing far away so contact was limited. When I tried to touch her, she moved away or said no. She told me to let her know when I was ready so she could hand me a Kleenex to finish on. No real engagement or teasing. Afterward there wasn’t even a wet towel or extra towel for cleanup — made me wonder if the same towels get reused on the table for everyone.

She mentioned doing things this way because of past bad experiences and people lying to her, which explains the caution and reserved attitude. Still, the overall service felt purely transactional and low-effort.

I would not repeat. The combination of the address games, cramped/dark setup, weak massage, awkward time management, and distant HJ made it a clear one-and-done for me.
 
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Lovelyboy said:
Went to see her this weekend. NO REPEAT

Overall: 2/10 – Not worth a second visit.

Communication was frustrating from the start. Responses were very slow. She insisted on cash only (no e-transfer) and wanted a call, but replies were inconsistent. She first gave a nearby building address so she could check me out from a distance when I arrived. Only after seeing me did she send the real address and buzzer number for a newer building around the block (short walk).

The place is a small condo unit. The massage table is crammed into a dark entrance area. Setup was basic and uncomfortable no proper face/head rest (just a sheet propped up), feet hanging off the end of the table, and the towels looked reused

She is decent looking, appears late 20s (not the 22 she claimed). The massage itself was lame just basic work with baby oil. She talked a lot and told stories that clearly didn’t add up (claimed she’s been in Canada since childhood, but her speech suggests she arrived much later).

After about 15 minutes, she had me flip, then another 10–15 minutes later started saying time was almost up. When I questioned it she checked her phone and admitted there were still 15 and umm, actually 20–25 minutes left. Shortly after that she brought up extras: $50 for HJ only, or $60 more ($110 total) for nude. I went with the HJ and asked if I could touch — she said yes.

The HJ was poor. Single-handed, standing far away so contact was limited. When I tried to touch her, she moved away or said no. She told me to let her know when I was ready so she could hand me a Kleenex to finish on. No real engagement or teasing. Afterward there wasn’t even a wet towel or extra towel for cleanup — made me wonder if the same towels get reused on the table for everyone.

She mentioned doing things this way because of past bad experiences and people lying to her, which explains the caution and reserved attitude. Still, the overall service felt purely transactional and low-effort.

I would not repeat. The combination of the address games, cramped/dark setup, weak massage, awkward time management, and distant HJ made it a clear one-and-done for me.
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LOL I saw her a couple days ago and this is basically a carbon copy of my experience, right down to the fake address and her watching me at the front door of a wrong building from her balcony. I wish I'd seen your review before wasting my time.

Yes you're right, lots didn't add up, she said she's only 22, definitely looks older. And she told me she came to Canada in grade 8. There's no way her English could be as poor as it is if she was here at that age.

2/10 is accurate. Definitely a non recommend.
 
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LOL I saw her a couple days ago and this is basically a carbon copy of my experience, right down to the fake address and her watching me at the front door of a wrong building from her balcony. I wish I'd seen your review before wasting my time.

Yes you're right, lots didn't add up, she said she's only 22, definitely looks older. And she told me she came to Canada in grade 8. There's no way her English could be as poor as it is if she was here at that age.

2/10 is accurate. Definitely a non recommend.
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WOW...... Did you get a happy ending with clothes on or nude...?

She told me the exact same story that she came to Canada when she was in Grade 8. She definitely did not come here when she was in Grade 8. Also, when she initially said it, she said, “8th standard grade.” We don’t call it “standard” in Canada lol. Her English was totally not Canadian. I tried to correct her a few times so she would get the hint, but she didn’t even get the hint that I was actually intentionally pronouncing the words properly to give her clues.

It was so hilarious listening to her story. She told me her aunt passed away, who sponsored her to come to Canada, and later in the session she said that her aunt passed away a month ago and that she was in such shock/trauma for 10 days, and now, 20 days later, she was totally normal. Also she has been very active on the posts last few week that i had already noticed and she told me she posted an add to hire someone 3 weeks ago and hired someone and it didn't work out bla.. bla... LMAO. She likes to make stories, but they don’t make sense at all.

any ways that what this platform is for so we can save other people time.
 
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raages2riches said:
Not sure ! I just called her and her voice sounded like she’s in 40’s or even 50’s
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Well voices are pretty hard to tell, but she told me not to contact her if I ask anything about more than a professional therapeutic Massage , and you are completely draped she does professional draping etc,,,nothing's going to happen here, ( talking about 2245 Craigslist here, sorry off topic)


Go in the past I've encountered Craigslist ads like this and ended up going and especially after the second visit all kinds of extras were happening so I guess you never really know until you're there
 
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Lovelyboy said:
WOW...... Did you get a happy ending with clothes on or nude...?

She told me the exact same story that she came to Canada when she was in Grade 8. She definitely did not come here when she was in Grade 8. Also, when she initially said it, she said, “8th standard grade.” We don’t call it “standard” in Canada lol. Her English was totally not Canadian. I tried to correct her a few times so she would get the hint, but she didn’t even get the hint that I was actually intentionally pronouncing the words properly to give her clues.

It was so hilarious listening to her story. She told me her aunt passed away, who sponsored her to come to Canada, and later in the session she said that her aunt passed away a month ago and that she was in such shock/trauma for 10 days, and now, 20 days later, she was totally normal. Also she has been very active on the posts last few week that i had already noticed and she told me she posted an add to hire someone 3 weeks ago and hired someone and it didn't work out bla.. bla... LMAO. She likes to make stories, but they don’t make sense at all.

any ways that what this platform is for so we can save other people time.
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I got the same story about the aunt as well!

I went for the nude HJ. Basically a waste as she allowed very little touching of her breasts as she said they are just too sensitive. It's just not a worthwhile experience.
 
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