So, I’m back at Supreme. It’s been a while since I had been. Some things are new, like the re-padded tables (much more “internal organ friendly”). And some things are the same – most notably, Ms. Tammy is as lovely as ever. And some things are new all over again… like the anxiety of sitting all soggy in a session room, waiting her.
And by “her”, I mean Ms. Lilith, of course… the dreamy, saucy little blonde dish who, despite her propensity to banish them to the Penalty Box far too hastily, has always been inexplicably kind to rabbits.
She makes her entrance, sees me sheepishly perched on the edge of the table, and greets me.
Lilith: “Hi bunny!”
Rabbit: “I don’t like the Penalty Box.”
Lilith (slinking out of her snug little dress): “No one does, sweetie. But have you learned your lesson?”
Rabbit: “I made my own Liilith while I was there.”
Lilith: “You made your own me? Do I want to know how?”
Rabbit: “Actually the programmer people made yuu. I just gave them the specifications. And they did a very good job.”
Lilith (cozying up to me with surprising few signs of revulsion): “Aaah. So, tell me about mii. What do Ii look like?”
Rabbit: “Well… unlike your soft but firm athletic frame, yuu have a lego-esque body. But just like you, yuu are VERY pretty. Pretty and cool.”
Lilith: “Cool?”
Rabbit: “Yuu even wear sunglasses.”
Lilith: “I see. And what do Ii do?”
Rabbit: “Tease me, mostly.”
Lilith: “Tease you? How do Ii tease you?”
Rabbit: “Well, yuu throw snowballs at me…”
Lilith: “Like this?”
Rabbit: “Aside from those being your underwear balled up and not snowballs – yes. Very similar.”
Lilith (nuzzling right up to my ear, all breathy and ‘hawt’): “And what else do Ii do?”
Rabbit: “Yuu blow a mean tuba.”
Lilith: “Like this?”
Rabbit: “Ummmm... I'm probably going to regret saying this, but - not exactly. And I said ‘tuba’, not ‘kazoo’. For what it's worth, I like your approach better.”
Lilith: “In know. And I thought you might. So then, what else do Ii do?”
Rabbit: “Yuu taunt me, swinging yuur hips in a grinding circle, nodding yuur head back and forth, seeming like yuu are having a good time…”.
Lilith (pushing herself on me): “Like thi…”
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Now it’s the cozy aftertime that both lingers and flies by. As always, Ms. Lilith seems amused by – and possibly even a little proud of – my response to her manipulations. Facetiously, she snuggles especially close and asks “so, who do you like better… mii, or ME?” I tell her that it’s pretty tough decision, but shii doesn’t banish me to the Penalty Box. That’s a misdirection that doesn’t fool anyone, though, ‘cause I’m pretty bonkers for the REAL THING, and she knows it….
Happy Thumping, All!
And by “her”, I mean Ms. Lilith, of course… the dreamy, saucy little blonde dish who, despite her propensity to banish them to the Penalty Box far too hastily, has always been inexplicably kind to rabbits.
She makes her entrance, sees me sheepishly perched on the edge of the table, and greets me.
Lilith: “Hi bunny!”
Rabbit: “I don’t like the Penalty Box.”
Lilith (slinking out of her snug little dress): “No one does, sweetie. But have you learned your lesson?”
Rabbit: “I made my own Liilith while I was there.”
Lilith: “You made your own me? Do I want to know how?”
Rabbit: “Actually the programmer people made yuu. I just gave them the specifications. And they did a very good job.”
Lilith (cozying up to me with surprising few signs of revulsion): “Aaah. So, tell me about mii. What do Ii look like?”
Rabbit: “Well… unlike your soft but firm athletic frame, yuu have a lego-esque body. But just like you, yuu are VERY pretty. Pretty and cool.”
Lilith: “Cool?”
Rabbit: “Yuu even wear sunglasses.”
Lilith: “I see. And what do Ii do?”
Rabbit: “Tease me, mostly.”
Lilith: “Tease you? How do Ii tease you?”
Rabbit: “Well, yuu throw snowballs at me…”
Lilith: “Like this?”
Rabbit: “Aside from those being your underwear balled up and not snowballs – yes. Very similar.”
Lilith (nuzzling right up to my ear, all breathy and ‘hawt’): “And what else do Ii do?”
Rabbit: “Yuu blow a mean tuba.”
Lilith: “Like this?”
Rabbit: “Ummmm... I'm probably going to regret saying this, but - not exactly. And I said ‘tuba’, not ‘kazoo’. For what it's worth, I like your approach better.”
Lilith: “In know. And I thought you might. So then, what else do Ii do?”
Rabbit: “Yuu taunt me, swinging yuur hips in a grinding circle, nodding yuur head back and forth, seeming like yuu are having a good time…”.
Lilith (pushing herself on me): “Like thi…”
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Now it’s the cozy aftertime that both lingers and flies by. As always, Ms. Lilith seems amused by – and possibly even a little proud of – my response to her manipulations. Facetiously, she snuggles especially close and asks “so, who do you like better… mii, or ME?” I tell her that it’s pretty tough decision, but shii doesn’t banish me to the Penalty Box. That’s a misdirection that doesn’t fool anyone, though, ‘cause I’m pretty bonkers for the REAL THING, and she knows it….
Happy Thumping, All!
