Summer lovin'

[Jodie]

I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you,
I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't
forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,
and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations,
you lay on my naked body ...

You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me
without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while
you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
faint
marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you ..........




















You stupid f**king mosquito!!

 

[georgebushmoron]

Clever and funny!
Making you very very attractive I must say...

 

[maverick73]

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you ..........
You stupid fucking mosquito!!

You forgot to $ out the u. Tisk tisk... shame on you Jodie. I'm taking away your Bachelors of Bleeping.

 

[Sunset]

I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you,
I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't
forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,
and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations,
you lay on my naked body ...

You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me
without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while
you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
faint
marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you ..........

You stupid fucking mosquito!!

Mosquito bites can have dire consequences. Diseases vectored by mosquitoes fall into three primary categories: (1) protozoan diseases, such as Malaria; (2) filarial diseases, such as heartworm; and (3) viral diseases, such as yellow fever and encephalitis. The number of people worldwide affected by these diseases is staggering. For an example, each year there are 300 - 500 million cases of malaria reported, resulting in 1.5 to 2.7 million deaths.

Anyway a classy post, including the “F” word, eh? I guess we’re all on a learning curve, it just depends on what position of the curve we’re on.

By the way, the incubation period for encephalitides is five to fifteen days.

 

[lenny]

If you think they're bad, try bed bugs...

 

[Marvin]

Good one Jodie ... very clever.