BOBST- YOU FUCKING ROCK DOOD. that is by far the coolest thing i've ever heard of anyone doing. this isn't the stupidest thing i've ever done, but it reminds me of the time i was at a buddy's house warming party and the cops came to shut 'er down (it was 3am and the neighbors were pissed) there was one female cop on the scene who looked so good, and had the sternest, sexiest voice. i wouldn't stop talking to her. i was drunk, but not loaded, nicely buzzed, but in no condition to drive and it may have been the jack daniels, it may have been a lot of things, but long story short this lady cop is handing me her card telling me if i need to file any kind of report that i should call her at the bby detacment and blah blah blah (i was asking what if questions about a "hit and run i was in") and i remember waking up the next afternoon thinking "did i pick up a cop last night?"
the stupidest thing ive ever done? fallen in love with the wrong girl. i met her when we were young. we went through college and came close to getting married but a lot of fights and bad noise ruined all that. to this day im convinced she's the one. i've been all over the world, met all kinds of women but it always comes back to her, and it always ends the same way. will i move on? i doubt it. every man in his life will meet a woman who turns his knees into jello, make his eyes sparkle, his heart race. i've met mine, but we just can't get it together long enough.