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uncleg

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Hehe....I am very 'interested' in the "interesting."

I can't think of many more 'interestingly' "interesting" activities for the 'interests' of those 'interested.'




Uncleg, maybe we can pick her up at the airport? Our summertime locale beckons if on a sunny day.....
That seems like a plan, and should the weather not co-operate there are many alternate locales that beckon...........................

Haha....well, if over land, but by sea...the drum of the little boat deliver-thee-by.

And, ore the shore, amidst mostly flora than fauna....the fauna be routed by master and mistress`leather strap, as thou quickens thee step fro and to thy nearest la poubelle (garbage can).

And the flora on the shore, be it wrapped in tree bark for sale and transport, appeasing the buds of onest mouth, or bared for all to gaze in naked pots of shallow earth, it is plentiful.

Minerals may behold the eye, within confines of four walls and a door, or even placed side by side, by neighbouring traders.

Thouest must not travel by wagon, as doth will protest. The wagon spots, they be few.

That should confuse more then a few of the folks........................free beer to whomever doest solve said clever words.
 

uncleg

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My oh my!

Wow, a pickup from the airport? How sweet! I love being catered to, so by all means, please continue! :p

Just don't take too many liberties with me, or Papillon will be upset - he wants to be the one to give me that warm Vancouver welcome! ;)
 

uncleg

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We understood that you gave uncleg the "liberties" ;)
Don't try to side-track the conversation. Still waiting for you to explain who or what "father Murphy" is.:eyebrows:
 

uncleg

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Is it true you recieve the "Father Murphy"? :eek:
Don't try to side-track the conversation. Still waiting for you to explain who or what "father Murphy" is.:eyebrows:
Catholic priest, alter boy........need I go on? :D
Afraid so. Sorry but I'm a bit of an atheist and while I figured "Father Murphy" would probably refer to a Catholic priest I can't see what a "Father Murphy" would refer to. Now you're tossing in a reference to an alter boy as well ????? Is there some kind of innuendo involved that I'm just not getting, would it help if I was Catholic ? Is it something that's safe to mention in the company of Catholics or is somebody likely to be a real prick about something like that ?
 

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vanessa kelly

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Right Place ...Right Time ...lol...

Back on track with Sexters question ...lol...

I was just on tour in Ottawa and decide to extend my stay one more night and attend a social another board was having what a fantastic time :clap2: anyhow I saw this sexy blond walk in and she caught my attention ...there was an air to her that was very intriguing..next thing you know we are are at the bar chatting and having a drink ...introduced ourselves and turns out it is Tgirl Nikki and she is going to be visiting our fair city...One could say we clicked :D

I look forward to joining you Nikki on your up and coming visit to Vancouver MF you are going to love her :)

Vanessa Kelly
 

uncleg

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Back on track with Sexters question ...lol...

I was just on tour in Ottawa and decide to extend my stay one more night and attend a social another board was having what a fantastic time :clap2: anyhow I saw this sexy blond walk in and she caught my attention ...there was an air to her that was very intriguing..next thing you know we are are at the bar chatting and having a drink ...introduced ourselves and turns out it is Tgirl Nikki and she is going to be visiting our fair city...One could say we clicked :D

I look forward to joining you Nikki on your up and coming visit to Vancouver MF you are going to love her :)

Vanessa Kelly
What is this, "clicked" ? Anything like the "liberties" Hunka was referring to ?
 
Back on track with Sexters question ...lol...

I was just on tour in Ottawa and decide to extend my stay one more night and attend a social another board was having what a fantastic time :clap2: anyhow I saw this sexy blond walk in and she caught my attention ...there was an air to her that was very intriguing..next thing you know we are are at the bar chatting and having a drink ...introduced ourselves and turns out it is Tgirl Nikki and she is going to be visiting our fair city...One could say we clicked :D

I look forward to joining you Nikki on your up and coming visit to Vancouver MF you are going to love her :)

Vanessa Kelly
Mmmmm, that was a wonderful night! I didn't even know about the social until I arrived in Ottawa, and meeting you there was definitely a big highlight! I'm really looking forward to our next little tryst together! ;)

OOooh La La, tell us MORE!!!
Sorry hun, but some details are best left to the imagination... but I can say, after repeated testing, that Vanessa's lips are also very soft and sweet, and I'm sure we're going to pick up right where we left off! ;)
 

mistressfreyja

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I can't wait to give Nikki a warm and sexy welcome to Vancouver!

We blondes not only LOOK good together, but will PLAY even better!

We can play kinky, or keep it nice and sensual.

If playing at my incall, I have a sex swing, sex sling, and tons of toys including small to large dils for strap-on play!

I also have a huge wardrobe and collection of wigs and make-up for anyone with proclivities to dress-up and sluttification.



Please contact Nikki or myself, sooner than later! You don't want to miss out on this hot GG/TG blonde vixen-duo!

Until then...

XOXO Miss Freyja.
 

vanessa kelly

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OOooh La La, tell us MORE!!!
Here is a little email follow up ... just a hint of how we connected...lol...

Oh wow, remember when we were making out in the smoking room
downstairs at the end of the night? That was sooooo hot! I saw the
kids behind us, they were absolutely mesmerized, and one of them
almost fell out of his chair, lol! You're so damned sexy, I hope we
can have lots of fun together during my visit! :)


For those of you gentlemen who have been curious to step out and explore I gotta say Nikki is the perfect little gem to explore with ....

Could you imagine a dinner date Nikki ... all three of us enjoying each others company knowing that after dinner the dessert is going to be the highlight ...boy oh boy my mind is spinning with the endless possibilities of what a rendezvous would be like...

I look forward to being a part of your welcome wagon you up when you arrive in Vancouver...MF its been awhile I look forward to seeing you again

If you would like to Join Nikki and I for an absolutely unforgettable rendezvous/experience (I can be a dom/sub or just fantastic ol me...lol...) Please contact Nikki or myself...we look forward to blowing you away

Dr.V
drvanessakelly@gmail.com
 

papillion

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Here is a little email follow up ... just a hint of how we connected...lol...

Oh wow, remember when we were making out in the smoking room
downstairs at the end of the night? That was sooooo hot! I saw the
kids behind us, they were absolutely mesmerized, and one of them
almost fell out of his chair, lol! You're so damned sexy, I hope we
can have lots of fun together during my visit! :)


For those of you gentlemen who have been curious to step out and explore I gotta say Nikki is the perfect little gem to explore with ....

Could you imagine a dinner date Nikki ... all three of us enjoying each others company knowing that after dinner the dessert is going to be the highlight ...boy oh boy my mind is spinning with the endless possibilities of what a rendezvous would be like...

I look forward to being a part of your welcome wagon you up when you arrive in Vancouver...MF its been awhile I look forward to seeing you again

If you would like to Join Nikki and I for an absolutely unforgettable rendezvous/experience (I can be a dom/sub or just fantastic ol me...lol...) Please contact Nikki or myself...we look forward to blowing you away

Dr.V
drvanessakelly@gmail.com
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Dr V, think I'll take a cold shower before I answer that
 
Here is a little email follow up ... just a hint of how we connected...lol...

Oh wow, remember when we were making out in the smoking room
downstairs at the end of the night? That was sooooo hot! I saw the
kids behind us, they were absolutely mesmerized, and one of them
almost fell out of his chair, lol! You're so damned sexy, I hope we
can have lots of fun together during my visit! :)


For those of you gentlemen who have been curious to step out and explore I gotta say Nikki is the perfect little gem to explore with ....

Could you imagine a dinner date Nikki ... all three of us enjoying each others company knowing that after dinner the dessert is going to be the highlight ...boy oh boy my mind is spinning with the endless possibilities of what a rendezvous would be like...

I look forward to being a part of your welcome wagon you up when you arrive in Vancouver...MF its been awhile I look forward to seeing you again

If you would like to Join Nikki and I for an absolutely unforgettable rendezvous/experience (I can be a dom/sub or just fantastic ol me...lol...) Please contact Nikki or myself...we look forward to blowing you away

Dr.V
drvanessakelly@gmail.com
I distinctly remember the look on the face of one kid, maybe 20 years old, as you slid your hand up my thigh, and under my dress... oh, if he only knew what you were actually reaching for! :eyebrows:

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Dr V, think I'll take a cold shower before I answer that
If you make it a nice warm shower, maybe Dr. V and I will join you? Then, you can answer us in person... with a full demonstration. ;)
 

jimwa

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Back on track with Sexters question ...lol...

I was just on tour in Ottawa and decide to extend my stay one more night and attend a social another board was having what a fantastic time :clap2: anyhow I saw this sexy blond walk in and she caught my attention ...there was an air to her that was very intriguing..next thing you know we are are at the bar chatting and having a drink ...introduced ourselves and turns out it is Tgirl Nikki and she is going to be visiting our fair city...One could say we clicked :D

I look forward to joining you Nikki on your up and coming visit to Vancouver MF you are going to love her :)

Vanessa Kelly
Guess I have to dig into my Air Miles again as who would want to miss this experience
 

vanessa kelly

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Well whatta you waiting for Jimwa...lol... :D I promise that when we venture Downtown we will not to miss the seabus again...lol... It would be a fantastic adventure dont you think :clap2:

Dr.V
You know how I LOOVE to have another Rider fan in my company
 

papillion

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I had the pleasure of giving Nikki a Hot vancouver welcome on monday afternoon.
We met at her hotel room downtown, she greeted me with a big warm hug n kiss, in sexy bra and panties.
she was freshly showered and we chatted for a bit, then on to the bedroom. Nikki has been working out since last year, I gave her a massage to decompress from the somewhat stressful flight, she has a wonderul body, nice soft smooth skin, beautiful full breast, gorgeous smile, pretty face & eyes.
The GFE that followed was very satifying, lots of kissing and more.......
If you shemale curious guys want a 1st time, this is your chance
 

jimwa

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Well whatta you waiting for Jimwa...lol... :D I promise that when we venture Downtown we will not to miss the seabus again...lol... It would be a fantastic adventure dont you think :clap2:

Dr.V
You know how I LOOVE to have another Rider fan in my company
I don't mind missing anything if I am with you but I am really sorry to have to miss you and Nikki. What an experience it would have been.
Unfortunately that thing that always gets in the way - work - prevented me from making the trip before Nikki leaves :(
 
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