Stranded on an Island

[spaceghost]

Hahahahahhaha...

Hey Squirrel... it takes a certain knack.

I had to crook my little finger... waggle it and say... "'c'mere Wilson, you dirrrty little soccer ball".

But yes... I finally woo'd 'Wilson the soccer ball' into the sack.

(sassy bastard)

 

[Poseidon]

Hey Spaceghost,

How did you rate Wilson, I hear his bunghole gives off air.

 

[easyguy]

Pirates of the Carribean!

Stranded on an Island with Kiera Knightly and all Johnny Depp could do was drink rum.

 

[freaky]

Just turned 18!

Kiera just turned 18! Barely legal. Saw her in Bend it like Beckham. She wore a jog bra through half the film. When her curves fill out she'll be a knockout. Or even more of a knockout.
She looked really good in the pirates film too. The pirates barely molested her. Disney movie right.
There was a horrible stranded on an Island film with Madonna. Scratch my eyeballs out.
A better stranded on an island film was Splash when Tom Hanks was stranded with mermaid Daryl Hannah.

 

[Poseidon]

Movie Actress to Bring

I'd bring the bodacious babe Kate Beckinsale. What a hottie. I can't wait to see her new movie "Underworld" showing this friday.

 

[Saffire]

Un-fucking-believably-hotter-then-hell!!!!

I do believe my desktop is in need of a new background......

 

[Kev]

Ya know guys how many would love the challenge of being on an island that was accompanied by two lovely women?

Two lovely "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" women. Bi being the symbol that at least you have a shot. What could you do to weasle yourself into a menage a trois?

Your the little kid looking through the window at that bright red bike. What you would give to take that bike for a ride. To put your legs over that hardened chromoly frame, to plant your ass on that round, taught, firm, seat. To thrust the pedals up........and down........and then up.......and then down....laboring intensely as the sweat pours from your brow. Theres a stumbling block though.......the bike has a 'Sold' sign on it. With your head hung low your realize its already attached to someone else. BUT the fine print says 'Subject to financial approval.' Ahhhhh there is a God, you still have a chance to ride the bike. But how?

Two lovely bi women alone on an island. They are very comfortable being attached to themselves. You need to break into there union.

What do you do? What do you say? So you can ride the bike. --- Kev

 

[spaceghost]

Hey Kev... things go wrong... horribly wrong...

and you are trapped... trapped on an Island with two women who are suddenly LESBIANS who HATE the only man on the island.

Where is the word processor... I can see the screenplay now.

LOL

 

[Kev]

VM ....... there is a God and his name is vancouverman.

They will fall in love with me, but only if i learn how to shift gears. Shift to a higher level that is. --- Kev

 

[Poseidon]

Little Alex wrote:
I suspect for the first month or two Kate and Saffire would be preoccupied ....

To solve this probelm I will only bring Kate Beckinsale. Sorry Saffire to leave you on the sinking ship. But you understand don't you....LOL

 

[Poseidon]

Hey Alex

You mean to say that Saffire will give me so much pleasure, that I'll be stiff as a board. Of course, this is after having earth shaking sex with Kate. Ohhhhh the ultimate fantasy stranded on an island!!!!!!

 

[Poseidon]

Hey Vm,

If ever I get sick of being alone with Kate, maybe Saffire being re-surrected from the dead wouldn't be such a bad idea. Ok, Saffire you're back on the island, but stay away from my Kate.

 

[Poseidon]

Hey LA,


"The superliner Poseidon will reveal one more secret"

And what would that be?

 

[Saffire]

The secret? That Kate and I have been lovers since the boat left the dock and we've been plotting the demise of the brutish Poseidon since that first delicious lick. Foolishly, he isn't aware that he can be replaced with something as simple as a banana....

LA and Vancouverman tried to warn you......"Hell hath no fury..." didn't come from nowhere.

 

[Saffire]

Your the little kid looking through the window at that bright red bike. What you would give to take that bike for a ride. To put your legs over that hardened chromoly frame, to plant your ass on that round, taught, firm, seat. To thrust the pedals up........and down........and then up.......and then down....laboring intensely as the sweat pours from your brow. Theres a stumbling block though.......the bike has a 'Sold' sign on it. With your head hung low your realize its already attached to someone else. BUT the fine print says 'Subject to financial approval.' Ahhhhh there is a God, you still have a chance to ride the bike. But how?

What do you do? What do you say? So you can ride the bike. --- Kev

My god Kev!! That was f***ing hot! You can ride my bike anytime you want....

 

[ezsmile]

Freaky: go rent the original Swept Away movie..it's in Italian tho. Didn't see the Madonna one, but the original is a great stranded movie with lots of social commentary undertones.

I think I'd take my wife or gf....just imagine if you are stranded with 5 sps - you may have cash on you but it has no value if you can't spend it on anything. The only thing of value is going to be your labor...so you end up doing all the cooking, fanning the flies away, weaving all the fronds for shade (and not getting to use it), etc etc....you be the slave for life, or as long as the sex stays good, whichever ends first.

lol but our girls aren't like that....right?

 

[Poseidon]

ROTFLOL

Thanks Alex that was a good one.

Saffire wrote:
The secret? That Kate and I have been lovers since the boat left the dock and we've been plotting the demise of the brutish Poseidon since that first delicious lick. Foolishly, he isn't aware that he can be replaced with something as simple as a banana....

Saffire, after Kate got a look at Poseidon's Banana she decided to Jump ship with him and float on Poseidon's banana all the way to the safe shores of the Island. She wispered in his ear and said "I will always love your banana."

 

[Poseidon]

Cmon Alex

Your ruining my fantasy...LOL

Even Live women can't get enough of Poseidon's banana:

 

[Poseidon]

Hey Alex,

Get away from my banana!! It's only reserved for Kate and Saffire.