Stories keeping in the "spirit" of Halloween

[shapeshifter]

(AP) Photos released by the Grant County Jail, twin brothers Alexander and Nicholas Grunke, 20,... Dustin Radke 20.



Oct 1, 7:24 AM (ET)

LANCASTER, Wis. (AP) - A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

The men still face lesser charges.

Twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break into a burial vault.



Talk about 3 sorry looking fuckers! ROFL!

 

[gravitas]

fuck, now I have a headache

twin brothers Alexander and Nicholas Grunke

The Grunke's parents must be oh so proud of their lovely children.

three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse

I realize things must get lonely in the mid-west but how do you retreat so far from reality that not only do you decide to have sex with a corpse but to have two friends who want to join you?

Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia

Why do we need a law against necrophilia? If we had any common sense you'd simply scoop up the idiots and ferry them off to a nice padded cell where they couldn't hurt themselves.

 

[souljacker]

I realize things must get lonely in the mid-west but how do you retreat so far from reality that not only do you decide to have sex with a corpse but to have two friends who want to join you?

I've got to admit, that's the part that truly blows my mind... I mean, wanting to screw a dead body is sick enough (just the thought of rotting flesh, maggots, worms etc. makes me shudder... I ain't touching that with anything, let alone my favorite part of my body), but how do these people find others who are as sick as them?!? Can you imagine what you would do if one of your friends suddenly asked you "hey, wanna go dig up a corpse and get a little action?"

 

[shapeshifter]

The whole story blew my mind but on top of the fact that these sick fuckers want to have sex with a corpse, it isnt even a pristine corpse (like died in sleep)

This woman died in a motorcycle crash!

And yes how does one wind up having friends with similar interests? when your interest is in sex with dead bodies?

fucking weird as hell

 

[gravitas]

it isnt even a pristine corpse (like died in sleep)

I know what you mean but from my limited experience there's no such thing as a pristine corpse. The human body changes immediately when death occurs....drop in temperature, change in skin color/texture, bowels and bladder evacuate. After 24 hours rigor has fully set in and the body will likely have quite a funk to it, give it another 24 hours and it will be bloated and starting to experience skin slippage.

Can you imagine what you would do if one of your friends suddenly asked you "hey, wanna go dig up a corpse and get a little action?"

I've tried to come up with a pithy reply but kept getting stuck so thought about what I'd do in that hopefully unrealistic scenario that someone I know informed me they'd like to make it with a corpse. First, I'd be shocked beyond comprehension that I've managed to befriend someone who could be so fucked up. Next, I'd want to clarify what they said to make sure I didn't misunderstand them saying "I like to fuck the dead" when they meant "that duck looks like fred". After that I don't know.....would likely be a mixed feeling of wanting to bolt out the door, smacking them upside the head with a 2x4 and/or carting them off to the closest psych hospital.

And yes how does one wind up having friends with similar interests? when your interest is in sex with dead bodies?

There must be a yahoo or msn group

 

[shapeshifter]

The SPs' name was Robin.
Robin had a bristly chin & more wrinkles on her abdomen,than my nutsack on a polar bear swim.
Classic FrankenGunt.

What really topped it off was a glass vial/phial;filled with her best friends' ashes,which she wore around her neck and kept swinging against my face.
I could not had been more enthralled.

okay was this swinging against your face because she was on top? like her tits swinging back and forth into your face?

Or was she doing some fuckin ritual?

either way, I would be out of there!

 

[westwoody]

Talk about 3 sorry looking fuckers!

She may be the best they can get.

 

[mick_eight]

Haven't you heard of the two worms fucking in dead ernest.

 

[Avery]

If you think those pathetic losers are creepy, read about some of the characters in this article.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/necrophiles/necro_4.html

 

[gravitas]

read about some of the characters in this article.

yikes.....going to make sure the doors are locked tonight


the one line from the article I found very troublesom was this professional assement...

Von Krafft-Ebing believed that necrophilia, while perverse, might be simply a matter of having no hindrances to sexual satisfaction

Being able to get wood when with a fat chick (or a skinny chick if BBW's is your thing) is not having a hindrance to sexual satisfaction. Being able to combat whiskey dick is not having a hindrance to sexual satisfaction. Being able to cum in his wife before her husband comes home is not having a hindrance to sexual satisfaction. But being able to block out the fact your about to fuck a corpse is IMO well beyond having no hindrances to sexual satisfaction

 

[shapeshifter]

If you think those pathetic losers are creepy, read about some of the characters in this article.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/necrophiles/necro_4.html

thats some fucked up shit!

King Herod had sex with his dead wife for the next 7 years!

even worse was the morgue worker performing cunnilingus on the female corpses until he was caught, according to the report the psychos who enjoy necrophilia seek employment at morgues, holy shit I hope I have a good looking female mortician riding my bone and not some old fag!