Stock Tip!

Cock Throppled

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A friend recently gave me some advice on the stock market. He suggested I buy LOW and sell HIGH. This goes against my normal investment strategy, but let me know if it works for any of you.
 

mustangjoe

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Nah,

That's crap.

It's easier to spot failing companies. In that case you want to do the opposite and short it. You need balls tho.
 

TheRater

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I am confused. I thought the whole point of the stock market was to LOSE money? Are you telling me I have had this backwards for all this time?

- TR
 

anonanon

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one thing to notice in this thread...look at the regestration date (the year part)...2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 (me!)
 

gravitas

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I read on perb that capitalism is evil so it must be true. Sell, no give away, all your investments and take up plowshares in defence of the true socialist dream.
 

wilde

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Cock Throppled said:
He suggested I buy LOW and sell HIGH. This goes against my normal investment strategy, but let me know if it works for any of you.
Oh that's how you do it. Note to self, get Heroin from dealer before buying stocks and some weed before selling. Thanks mate.

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LonelyGhost

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gravitas said:
I read on perb that capitalism is evil so it must be true. Sell, no give away, all your investments and take up plowshares in defence of the true socialist dream.
don't forget to cancel all your insurance as well ...
 

gravitas

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Maury Beniowski said:
Why is it that commies always look.....well, always look like commies? Dodgy and filthy.


LonelyGhost said:
don't forget to cancel all your insurance as well ...
who needs insurance? thats what the herd is for


stryker said:
If you read it on the internet,then it must be true:)
I hope so since I'm looking forward to my Nigerian lottery winnings, my penis and tits getting bigger, my waist getting smaller and getting cornholed by the pinner :rolleyes:


sparkymacker said:
let's say Cuba?
I've always been partial to the DPRK
 

sdw

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gravitas said:
I hope so since I'm looking forward to my Nigerian lottery winnings, my penis and tits getting bigger, my waist getting smaller and getting cornholed by the pinner
Anita will be happy to hear that, she was thinking you didn't want it in you. Is that number 5 on you list or can they be in any order? ;-Q
 

lovinithard

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gravitas said:
I read on perb that capitalism is evil so it must be true. Sell, no give away, all your investments and take up plowshares in defence of the true socialist dream.
The style of capitalism practiced in the U.S., and to which many misguided Canadians now aspire to, is evil.

Killing hundreds of thousands of innocents to profit from reconstruction is evil. Killing to have access to cheap oil to burn in oversized vehicles is evil.
Destroying life on the whole planet so's we can buy more useless shit, while making corporate pigs even fatter, is evil.
 

cory2000

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Who needs investments? I spend all my extra money on travel, booze and pooning? I figure I'll concentrate my $$ on having fun in my youth rather than saving it for when I'm too old to enjoy it.
Then I plan on dying like my grannfather. Peacefully in his sleep, not screaming in the back seat like his passengers:eek:
 

gravitas

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lovinithard said:
The style of capitalism practiced in the U.S., and to which many misguided Canadians now aspire to, is evil.
At the risk of sounding harsh......if you don't like it then leave!
 
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