stinky

[Ilovethemall]

OK - a thread on hygiene.

Now, normally, it is the SP that has to deal with stinky rotten crotch smelly men.

But, in the last couple of weeks, I have seen two of our more high profile ladies and dammit girls, wash those things. I mean really, the stench that can eminate from that region is not good. It isn't only the pooners that can stink - so, hop in the shower and hose yourself down!!

Now boys, I will not let on who they are - consider this a general comment and no names will be named, not even in PM's. IF I go back to these ladies and they are still stinky, then I will have to rethink this.

 

[Avery]

If they're members of PERB, perhaps you should PM them. They'll react in one of two ways. Either they'll take exception to your message, or they'll thank you for drawing the problem to their attention. If it's the former, you definitely won't want to see them again, and you still have the option of identifying them publicly. If it's the latter, you'll likely rebook them, and you can bet your life that they'll be squeaky clean the next time you see them.

Another related matter that astounds me is this. Some ladies in the business seem to be under the impression that toilet paper alone renders their nether regions squeaky clean after they do their business. Trust me, it doesn't!!! On two occasions in the past three or four years, I've visited local incalls and had terrible experiences. The ladies started giving me head and then swung their bodies around into the 69 position. It became painfully obvious that, while I had been taking a shower, paying special attention to my privates and ass, they had taken a whizz and a dump and hadn't had the good sense and decency to wash their nether regions with soap and water afterward. YUCK!! One of them even had the gall to ask why my little guy went limp! The taste of peepee and the smell of poopoo are not aphrodisiacs, at least not to normal men. With some ladies (fortunately, very few), we should probably worry less about STI's and more about E-coli!

And. Babywipes aren't good enough either! It takes soap and water. Nothing else will do.

 

[Ilovethemall]

exactly

Yep, it is all good and wonderful that we take a shower but as you correctly point out, except for a few of us peepee and poopoo are NOT going to enhance the mood!