I am thinking any one that is in the same room as Very Veronica, needs something like...
(Keeps hands free, for swimming!)
deluxe version
better yet, A regular umbrella, taped to his wrist, so it may actually help during search and rescue..
but one thing is for sure, being in the same room as VV during a squirt show, an umbrella isn't going to keep anybody dry!
Not even one of these!