SP's who say they know what they're doing (but really don't)

[cruiser]

I recently went and visited a sp reviewed by a well respected member of the Edmonton PERB community.

This persons review is what lead me to this sp. From what he said, he enjoyed himself and thus I took the leap for it.

Physically she did have the looks that were described (8)

Attitude - nice to talk to (8)

Services - this is where the trouble lies. I had asked her for a specific service and did she understand what I was asking for. She said "yes" on the phone and that's why I went for it. Well, when I went to visit her, I could tell within the first two minutes of the session that she didn't know what she was doing. I was quite disappointed as I'm not a frequent hobbyist, so like to make my decisions wisely.

I left the session within the first ten minutes (for two main reasons)
1) She had said that she knew how to perform the service that I wanted (but in reality, had never done it before - she admitted that). She didn't have the first clue of how to do it.

2) She had a strong "female" odour that was a turn off.

In saying that, I will make sure to ensure that I choose my future sp's more wisely.

 

[M1A]

I'm really curious about the service you wanted! (although I understand if you don't want to say what it was)

 

[namssa]

So, you know what the first question is going to be, because you so eloquently tried to skirt around it?

What was the "service" in question? Yeah, it does make a difference.

 

[Bad Santa]

Cruiser; I assume that's not your real name so what's your problem about telling us what the mysterious "service" was. Was it something too disgusting to mention??

Also this is the Edmonton review section, so why not mention who you are reviewing?

If you were as forthcoming with information in your communications with the SP as you are in your post, no wonder she didn't understand what you wanted.

 

[praxis]

Without any specifics, this is a totally useless review - just like leaving your stalled car in the middle of the road with no warning flashers on.

Who was the SP? Who was the reviewer that led you to this SP? What services are you talking about?

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

I'd guess some kind of dom fetish?
You need to post the girls name and if you got your money back.

 

[cruiser]

So, you know what the first question is going to be, because you so eloquently tried to skirt around it?

What was the "service" in question? Yeah, it does make a difference.

Ok.....

Answers:
1) The sp in 'question' is: Sarah (Brazillian) - CL (look back on the Edmonton reviews and you will see her name)

2) The "service" in question was a bodyslide. Straight forward....don't need (or want) full service upon completion.

If you've had a bodyslide, you'll know how much of a turn-on it is....the girl rubbing her body all over you...she's covered in oil...and sliding ever part of her (from head to toe) and teasing you.

When I called her, Sarah said "yes" , I know what a bodyslide is.....we agreed on a price...and I went to her place. Once I got undressed, I said, "you have babyoil, right?" (assuming she knew how to do a bodyslide)...she replied "oh, no...I thought I would use some lubricant, put that on me and do the bodyslide"....right then and there (2 minutes into the "massage", I knew that she didn't know a thing about a bodyslide)...

My question is: what can a guy do? I put my money down, but didn't get what I was expecting....and she had no idea of what to do....and to add to it, she had a "very" strong female hygiene ordour....which turned me off, but wasn't apparent until she was naked.

What are sp "etiquette" rules? I had paid up front for something that I was lead to believe that she knew how to do....but didn't? Can I ask for my money back since she didn't know how to perform what I wanted?

Appreciate feedback.......

thanks

 

[jim]

I think you need to stick to a MP parlour if you are in want of a bodyslide. CL gals for the most part as you just found out have not a clue how to perform one.

 

[Bad Santa]

Completely agree with PeaceGuy. Sometimes you have to suck on a few lemons before you find that sweet cherry.

You'll find a lot more sweet cherries at the MPs and they are definitely worth the difference!

 

[cruiser]

Completely agree with PeaceGuy. Sometimes you have to suck on a few lemons before you find that sweet cherry.

You'll find a lot more sweet cherries at the MPs and they are definitely worth the difference!

Yes, I wll agree with both of you (Bad Santa and PG)....I tend to wait until the last minute before I go for it...and then end up with a person who doesn't know what she's doing.

She had been reviewed very highly by other PERBers, so that's why I thought she might "know" how to provide excellent service.

 

[assmann]

I have run into the "odour" thing once too Crusier, and turned me off too. Mild smell is ok, just some natural scent that is understandable. It's when my nose wants to leave the room (like a bad fart) that I have a problem with. Don't get me wrong, 99 percent of SP's are clean, but for the few that don't wash up, this is for you: We guys shower and clean up, is it too much to ask the same in return.

 

[Markl]

Haha. Whenever I go to a MP I scrub meticulously and always get high scores for that. Then the gal confides usually that some clients stink of ass, or some food odour that is unpleasant.
I have never had a gal smell anything other than wonderful. I love the smell of their body lotions, or the massage oil on me after I get back home. I will inhale it and it brings back the memory of the session to me and puts a smile on my face.

So yeah, a cracking smelling gal is very important.

 

[cruiser]

Haha. Whenever I go to a MP I scrub meticulously and always get high scores for that. Then the gal confides usually that some clients stink of ass, or some food odour that is unpleasant.
I have never had a gal smell anything other than wonderful. I love the smell of their body lotions, or the massage oil on me after I get back home. I will inhale it and it brings back the memory of the session to me and puts a smile on my face.

So yeah, a cracking smelling gal is very important.

It does look like a lot of the guys take care of their personal hygiene....but what about the ladies?????? The expectation should be of the same.....

When you get showered up to go out for a nice meal, you are expecting (and hoping) that the restaraunt has a certain standard of cleanliness.....

It appears that most of the ladies take care of their hygiene...but there are a few that don't....when they know that a guy is coming over, it takes 5-10 minutes to jump in the shower, rinse off and nice and fresh.....

 

[praxis]

And the reason for the odour could be this:

It does look like a lot of the guys take care of their personal hygiene....but what about the ladies?????? The expectation should be of the same.....

When you get showered up to go out for a nice meal, you are expecting (and hoping) that the restaraunt has a certain standard of cleanliness.....

It appears that most of the ladies take care of their hygiene...but there are a few that don't....when they know that a guy is coming over, it takes 5-10 minutes to jump in the shower, rinse off and nice and fresh.....

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SDwkY6gP7mo/0.jpg

Yuk!

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[cruiser]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sdwky6gp7mo/0.jpg

yuk!

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/11/10/633934494008315015-heyladies.jpg

gross...........