SP's? Incentives to coax vancouverman out of his retirement

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Squirrel said:
No deal ... it is a gift from the gods! The last retired pooner that had this choice to make was Moses and I seem to remember he parted the water to get to the other side. :)
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If ___I___ remember it right ... he had a crowd of supporters behind him .... and I'm just a quiet retired guy


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I know.. I know ... don't rush me ......

:D

BTW... only 56 posts, but over a 1000 views..... :D :D :D :D
 
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Anna, from the beginning you were fighting a lost battle.

I'm like Don Quixote ... madnes and insanity is part of my everyday life. Definatelly .... refusing an offer like this ... an offer, every pooner would dream of.... ment, that I must be crazy and insane. But this is how I am. You knew about my lady Dulcinea. You know my history .. a pooner for 15 years, who one day retired. I had it all, experienced the best, and the worst the money can buy, and one day .... I retired.... for a woman. I retired .... and never looked back. I'm still here in this group, I adore beautiful woman, I love their company, and I love to flirt with them. But that is where it all stops. I'm sure, from the beginning, you knew your money was safe in the bank .... or maybe you did not knew it,eh? You are a flirt and a teaser, and I did enjoy it a lot. But .... you could not win .... Don Quixote has to ride on.
 
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It was all a big test my friend ... and you passed with flying colors. Your right though ... you had to be crazy and insane to pass up an offer like that. 2000 views ... that is allot of pooners and sp's interested in your response to the VM incentive plan. Now I will have to think up some other creative way to challenge you. How about I arrange for some beautiful latina salsa dancer to pull you off the dance floor into a coat closet ... where she will pull up her tight red satin dress and present you with her perfect little horny butt ... looking back with her sexy dark spanish eyes ... fluttering her butterfly lashes and begging you to ... (to be continued).

Rock on retired Bro ... you have my respect!

Yo Bruddha :)
 
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vancouverman said:
Anna, from the beginning you were fighting a lost battle.

I'm like Don Quixote ... madnes and insanity is part of my everyday life. Definatelly .... refusing an offer like this ... an offer, every pooner would dream of.... ment, that I must be crazy and insane. But this is how I am. You knew about my lady Dulcinea. You know my history .. a pooner for 15 years, who one day retired. I had it all, experienced the best, and the worst the money can buy, and one day .... I retired.... for a woman. I retired .... and never looked back. I'm still here in this group, I adore beautiful woman, I love their company, and I love to flirt with them. But that is where it all stops. I'm sure, from the beginning, you knew your money was safe in the bank .... or maybe you did not knew it,eh? You are a flirt and a teaser, and I did enjoy it a lot. But .... you could not win .... Don Quixote has to ride on.
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Wow, a fellow retiree... feels good doesn't it?
 
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Bruddha said:
looking back with her sexy dark spanish eyes ... fluttering her butterfly lashes and begging you to ... (to be continued). :)
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next time I see you .... you are a dead man ..... :D
 
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I feel like I am in the presence of superior beings ... and I would like to take this opportunity to join vancouverman and maverick ... by officially announcing my retirement from pooning.

Another retired Bruddha :)
 
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some people will not like it.....
your reviews were always fun to read.... and give enough details for people to make up their minds about the girl.

so what is YOUR reason to do it? you want to be teased by girls? ;)

the "Incentives to coax vancouverman out of his retirement " turned out to be Incentives to retire Bruddha?

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~Alexandria~ said:
Vancouvermonk
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LOL :D That is just too perfect Alexandria!

As for Fuzzy not getting it ... he is a sock monkey, speak very slowly and offer him some more wool. :)
 
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Bruddha said:
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Originally Posted by ~Alexandria~
Vancouvermonk


LOL That is just too perfect Alexandria! :)
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you two have way to much fun ... and I feel like laugh at ..... don't like that feeling
 
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... vancouvermonk ... hahaha :)

Dis Bruddha is hoping some of da fine ladies of perb can think of a way to get vancouvermonk out of his retirement. With da sexy pictures he posts ... could yo imagine one of vancouverman's reviews ... dat would be worth it's weight in gold mon.
 
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nooooo, not this again ......

I will kill you ..... I will kill you next time I see you

or I will hire stryker ..
 
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