SP's, how would you like this guy for a client.....

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ComicalKazee

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Wake up in the middle of the night.... (I sleep in my gotch).... so sleepy.... stand in front of the toilet.... whip it out.... and my cock falls in the toilet.... Fuck I hate when that happens! :rolleyes:
 
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blazejowski

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As much as the porn industry likes to push the 9+ inchers on us, I am pretty sure the ladies would rather have a regular guy pounding inside them....

Just think about it... no deep throating... no anal... no deep penetration... hard to find protection...
No thanks....
 
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Wildstallion

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If I had a tool like that for just a couple of weeks would be all I need, just the look on the ladies faces would be priceless.
 
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cbit

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I get similar shocking looks on the ladies' faces when they finally see my cock hiding behind my pubes.
 
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WellHung

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If I had a cock like that I'd go to the swing clubs in Vegas with no towel just to see jaws drop. (And then wait for the blowjob line to start.)
 
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WreckBeach

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Do you think he gets light-headed when he gets a boner? Being that large I'd think it would require more blood to keep erect. And at that great length would it stay as hard? Wouldn't maintaining motion be kind of difficult? I think most women can only take in like six or seven inches, but thirteen? Holy crap.

One of you ladies go investigate this fella and his penis and come back with a detailed report, pronto!
 
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Sixpak

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Know a fellow who was also very oversized, everyone on same sports teams were aware of this ... married 3 times, wives kept leaving him. Never interviewd them tho to find out why! :confused:
 
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Sixpak

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Many ofyou must remember Jessie's?
The ladies there used to tell me about a fellow they called "horse-cock". He would often have to leave without having a session as none of them would see him because of his large tool.
 
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crenshawmcgraw

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Sixpak said:
Many ofyou must remember Jessie's?
The ladies there used to tell me about a fellow they called "horse-cock". He would often have to leave without having a session as none of them would see him because of his large tool.
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:eek:Raises hand sheepishly....:eek:
 
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ComicalKazee

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That's why they turned me away?? I thought it was because I always wanted to pay with Mexican pesos! :rolleyes:
Sixpak said:
Many ofyou must remember Jessie's?
The ladies there used to tell me about a fellow they called "horse-cock". He would often have to leave without having a session as none of them would see him because of his large tool.
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