Spider bite causes painful erection

[vanboy0]

When this spider bites you one of the reactions to the venom is a painful erection that lasts for years.

http://people.tribe.net/varianpierce/blog/ab515962-41ed-4455-8e65-0c46cd913e8b

I'd hate to walk into Swedish Touch with a condition like that. They'd probably throw me out.

 

[spotted dick]

I'd hate to walk into Swedish Touch with a condition like that. They'd probably throw me out.

If it bit you on the tip of your cock you could have one of the lovely ladies suck the poison out

 

[MrDirkDiggler]

haha nice, this is going to make some big strides in the field of erection technology...