Sphubby-1453. Guest review
- Thread starter Riza
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Hey, I wasn’t the one that spilt those beans. You did that on your own lol.
I went through my entire life as a lone child never knowing I had a brother out there just waiting to be found.
Glad to meet you bro. Damn I guess we will have to go out for some beers one of these days. JD and SPH (chubby hubby with the stubby) on the town.
Might need a few girls to make it interesting. I am guessing we will be more satisfied at the end of the evening than they will be lol.And yes I gave my consent to post that review
Oh please, don't get me wrong; this is very funny.
I'm just mentioning on a subject that pops up now and then about references.
In fact, I'd rather like to hear more stories from SPs on the clients they meet. Funnier the better.
Its a mix of fiction mixed in with truth with a real person, namely me lol. (last time I checked I still was real with a pulse)
Yes I am overweight, really do need to go on a diet and start working out. I am a grower and not a shower. I have had a departure lately with the razor on the lower region that I did get a comment about from the OP. (Has been corrected) Sometimes you just get lazy. Hair on my head, well its genetics, not a thing I can do about it so the ladies will just have to live with it. Can’t say I can smell my own balls, shit I am lucky if I can see them but I think that was the fiction part. Tongue, well I work with what I was born with and don’t get many complaints.
That's the spirit!!!
Grampbods and grannies get first crack at the almighty vaccine i hear? Hahaha
How come guys have to give permission for reviews but providers don’t ?
I believe that providers can register with PERB as DNR ("do not review", not "do not revive" lol).
JD
This is a review parody not a real review.
Providers can apply for DNR status, it’s a case by case situation.
I don't know that guys have to. However, it seems prudent, in the interest of domestic harmony, to ask before writing a review of one's spouse, male or female.
If Amazon gave out 1-5 stars to rate their customers, they would either lose customers (the Dork list would be pretty long), or they would lie to retain customers. “Oh yes, Punt’s complaint about the shipping label being slightly crooked really brought to out attention the high regard that some customers place on label placement and lateral symmetry”.
Good point though...
There have been some posts in the past where SP’s reviewed “some clients”, and said clients generally welcomed being reviewed. The difference being the guys tended to like explicit details in their reviews, and the SP’s preferred to talk in generalities. Go figure. It was at least refreshing in many ways, but long forgotten and apparently not sustainable. The back channels for SP’s sharing red flag info on Johns, trolls, and pervs seems to be the preferred route.
But why not have a little place to review clients? Fair game right? Hell, every post we post gets subjected to scrutiny, judgement, and sarcasm. Why not throw in a “nice hairy chest though, and great taste in boxer shorts, but seriously buddy, you could lose that triple threat cologne”.
OMG I'M DEAD It's midnight right now and I just burst out laughing at the review. Thanks @Riza you made my day twice with both the review post and the Christmas post! So creative and hilarious!
It's midnight right now and I just burst out laughing at the review. Thanks @Riza you made my day twice with both the review post and the Christmas post! So creative and hilarious!
My goal is always to put a smile on someone’s face in the bedroom or out. Perb is no exception. A burst out laughing is even better ?
Its all fun and games until someone gets called the “chubby hubby with the stubby”. ?
