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Sphubby-1453. Guest review

Riza

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Sphubby-

Met at the door, found that he did not look as youthful as he told me. Forgot to mention that he was bald and about 40 lbs overweight. (When the baseball cap came off I almost laughed)
In the bedroom he took off his clothes and not as trimmed as I like to see. Also the boys seemed to be hanging a little low compared to his age. All I could think to myself is I hope he is a grower and not a shower or this will be a uneventful appointment.

Last off was the socks and I wish he had left them on. He started off with some oral and I guess god was playing a joke on him when giving him his tongue. Poor thing. Luckily member did do some growing, nothing special, average at best. Balls smelt a little like boys gym bag. Small set of man boobs, could use a lift or Lifting some weights.

After about 15 minutes of him in missionary I thought he was going to blow a gasket and I didn’t want anymore sweat dripping on me so I switched over to cowgirl. He seemed slightly responsive. After grabbing his balls he finally popped. Had a cat nap for 15 minutes and damn can he snore.

Quick cleanup and jump in shower. Quick kiss on way out and on his way.

Looks: 5, wouldn’t stand out to me on the street but not hideous
Personality: 8. Seems like a nice guy
Service: 6. Nothing special to speak of, could use some time at the gym them maybe be able to be more energetic. Definately needs a longer/bigger tongue to keep the ladies happy. No comparison to my younger in shape BF and most of the other guests that come and see me.
Body. 5. Dad bod about 10 years ago now just gramps bod. Tight ass though.
Age: said early 50’s, I think about late 50’s but the lack of hair on the top of his head might throw me off. I like older guys but think a little to old.
Repeat: Don’t have a choice :p
 

taster

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You forgot about the negotiating dance !

But you DO have a repeat or not choice AND you can raise your rates:sneaky:
 

Sphubby

Living the Life
Jan 21, 2015
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I think I am going to just curl up in bed now and stay there until 2021. :cry: Can’t take anymore of 2020.

Besides Jan 1 2021 is when I start back at the gym. I already missed the chance for Rogaine but maybe some just for men will help with the grey :unsure:
 

Sphubby

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I thought gyms would be closed under lockdown? As for the hair, black boot polish is a good choice (y):cool:
Damn, you just blew my “out“ for the gym. Every new years resolution needs a way out lol.

I will give the polish a try. Also have my eye on head tattoo’s, make you look like you hair shaved short lol.
 

lukom

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Dec 8, 2010
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Woah. Did I miss something that happened, which lead to this? ?
 

Asian Fever

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Fucking hilarious.
 

happycanuck99

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In what way, being the first to be reviewed lol. :p
The problem to my answering this is that it might change the nature and tone of this thread. But... I've often wished I could get a review so as to improve. Obviously it wouldn't be so great if the SP mocked a bunch of things that I couldn't change anyway, but then I think it would still be good for a laugh. :) :)
 

Sonny69

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Maybe next time start off the session with trimming his nails and pubic hair, followed by a bleach douche and then shower. Sounds like he will become a regular. Special pricing is called for, $1000 for 1hr session. ?
 

Sharj

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Sphubby-

Met at the door, found that he did not look as youthful as he told me. Forgot to mention that he was bald and about 40 lbs overweight. (When the baseball cap came off I almost laughed)
In the bedroom he took off his clothes and not as trimmed as I like to see. Also the boys seemed to be hanging a little low compared to his age. All I could think to myself is I hope he is a grower and not a shower or this will be a uneventful appointment.

Last off was the socks and I wish he had left them on. He started off with some oral and I guess god was playing a joke on him when giving him his tongue. Poor thing. Luckily member did do some growing, nothing special, average at best. Balls smelt a little like boys gym bag. Small set of man boobs, could use a lift or Lifting some weights.

After about 15 minutes of him in missionary I thought he was going to blow a gasket and I didn’t want anymore sweat dripping on me so I switched over to cowgirl. He seemed slightly responsive. After grabbing his balls he finally popped. Had a cat nap for 15 minutes and damn can he snore.

Quick cleanup and jump in shower. Quick kiss on way out and on his way.

Looks: 5, wouldn’t stand out to me on the street but not hideous
Personality: 8. Seems like a nice guy
Service: 6. Nothing special to speak of, could use some time at the gym them maybe be able to be more energetic. Definately needs a longer/bigger tongue to keep the ladies happy. No comparison to my younger in shape BF and most of the other guests that come and see me.
Body. 5. Dad bod about 10 years ago now just gramps bod. Tight ass though.
Age: said early 50’s, I think about late 50’s but the lack of hair on the top of his head might throw me off. I like older guys but think a little to old.
Repeat: Don’t have a choice :p
Very nicely written.
On serious note I always wonder how did I do? If our participation can be reviewed with suggestions for improvement would be just right.

Like last couple of visit I good reassuring Email complimenting ( I enjoyed your tongue ).
On should take this constructive way make next experience better for both.
 
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carvesg

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Sounds like you need to get a hold of his wifey to spank that poor guy into shape with diet and training regime....if at all feasible !?!? ? As for the sex part that's on you to be understanding and teach him the ways as long as he becomes a repeat customer .... Any chance of that happening ?
 

Riza

Filipina MILF
Jun 3, 2013
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Sounds like you need to get a hold of his wifey to spank that poor guy into shape with diet and training regime....if at all feasible !?!? ?
Oh ya, that is happening. Lol. That’s an easy one.
 
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