Special Request

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Larry Storch

I am seeking an SP who can provide the following:

Sound proof incall dungeon with flat black walls.
Shackles: Eye rings in the walls with same in the floor just far enough apart to provide suspension off of floor.
170 litre (45 gal) plastic barrel 3/4 full with bacon fat, a dash of chicken broth and a tinge of Chanel no. 5.
2 All Season Radials P19575R14's white walls with raised lettering.
4 Boxes of Apple Jacks breakfast cereal.
A 4 foot rubber bungee cord with aluminum hooks on either end.
Assorted Gummi bears.
1 six foot stainless steel national fine threaded rod with spacers, washers and nuts.
7 450 gram (one pound) containers of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" brand margarine in pump bottle.
1 cheese grater.
5 Amish farmers in full regalia with ZZ Top type beards.
3 Eskimos
1 Kangaroo

Need a quote of 6 hours including clean up fee, transportation to medical facility, legal fees and on going emotional support from a qualified practitioner.
Thank you. All replies will be held in the strictest confidence.
 

Man Mountain

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You forgot the "Slip & Slide" and the partridge in a pear tree. :D
 

uncleg

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Sorry I'm not comfortable with the kangaroo part... the rest can be arranged provided you send a 50% online deposit upon booking ;)

Why ? Is that a Greenpeace thing ?:D
 
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