SP vs Customer

[nylon69]

After reading a recent thread regarding tardiness of SP and having read several threads on the conduct of SP's, i thought a thread regarding behavior envolving both parties may be in order.

So, we've all read the slanderous comment from males regarding SP's and the services they offer/deliver.......how about some SP's chiming in here regarding what there hidden agenda is regarding their male customers?

bottom line for us on a sub-conscious level is "I'm paying you to service my cock and pleasure me", but unless you want a slug on her back looking at the roof sperm recepticle, we as males have to realize that we ARE dealing with women with some shit goin on.

I've noticed on certain websites that in order for DFK you mush have impeccable oral hygeine (oral exam upon arrival?)

So ladies......speak up!!!

What do you think about the way guys are supposed to behave?

 

[the virgin gary]

Pay her to much, treat her with respect, have a shower and brush your teeth.

You da man now dawg!

 

[bobsled]

They taught that stuff in Boy Scouts...

Simple rules.

Shower thoroughly.
Shave if you have to.
Keep the nether regions trimmed and tidy.
Comb your hair.
Use some deodorant (but don't use it as a cologne)
Don't wear too much cologne. Spray it in the air and walk through it. Don't point it at your head and pull the trigger.
Put a bit of colongne on your nether regions if you think you are going to need it.
Floss, brush teeth and tongue (if you think you're going to need it).
Mouthwash doesn't hurt.
Dress nice with fresh underwear and socks.
Make sure the bathroom is clean and you have fresh towels/washcloth and a healthy role of toilet paper for your guest.
A convenient soap dispenser is nice.
Make sure the mirror is clean in the bathroom.
Take a few moments to vacuum.
Clean sheets.
Use a bit of air freshener.
Put on some light music.
Have an assortment of beverages on hand.
Soft lighting.
A nice gesture is to have a simple gift to hand her before you hug her and thank her for a wonderful time.
And be a Gentleman when you greet her at the door and ask her if you can walk her to her car, or call her a cab before she leaves, if that's necessary.

It works for me. Comments from the ladies are welcome. Did I leave anything out?

These are just tips. I have others, but they don't always apply. Sometimes YMMV rears it's ugly head.

And of course, there is always the unexpected. So be prepared. It's that simple.

Happy Thanksgiving.
bobsled.

 

[ezsmile]

ok it's late and I'm drunk....

Well dressed , clean, and brushed teeth and mouthwash are all common sense things......

Walking through cologne? Brushing your tongue? Gimme a fucking break.

 

[Lurker 123]

Costumers have the rights

But not the rights to be Dirty

Really! Mario,I thought you always have dirty mind, dirty thoughts and dirty mouth!!Hehehehehe..........

 

[hitrack]

Like the late Red Foxx always said "you got ta wash your ass" Remember that and your good to go.

 

[Marvin]

Be a gentleman. And then I will be the nastiest dirty whore you want me to be....Spank me and call me sally!

OK, Sally.

 

[chuck1561]

Spank me and call me sally!

ummmmm... Who's Sally oooh kewl a new duo partner

Woohooo , found a pic of SALLY

Julia you suuuure know how to pic'em..

 

[Marvin]

Nice Sally chuck1561!