I saw where a hamburger joint did an informal poll during the last election by having a "liberal burger", conservative burger" etc. and people would buy the one which supposedly matched their voting preferences and they would then track and "predict" the election using the results.
I'm surprised none of the ladies have considered a similar marketing opportunity. Just think, they could offer and price services in such a way that they could gauge the public mood and predict the election results. But of course they should all be priced so they net out the same initially so that people don't just opt for the cheapest price. For example:
The Conservative Session. $200. No kissing, no holding hands. Lights must be out and only the missionary position is allowed. And she kicks your ass out the door if you ask for a duo (you pervert you).
The Liberal Session. $200. And then another $200 for the SP's agency to promote how great they are. Lots of kissing ass and you get a real GFE - since she'll have her hands in your pocket throughout.
The NDP Session. $200. Then another $200 when you get the SP inside the door after you get lots and lots of promises as to services that will be provided because the SP knows in the end she'll never have to perform. When the session's over, she gives you $200 back as a gesture of equality and true socialism. You see, this means you only paid her $200 and she paid you $200. True equality for all, even if it was all your money to begin with. [But check to make sure you still have your rings after the SP leaves. And notice the sex of the SP isn't specified. ]
The Bloc Session. $200. But that's just the initial price. More of an S/M session. Lots of threats and lots of upsell. After she's drained you of your manhood and coerced every last concession from you that she can get and you have nothing more to offer - she uses a very large strap-on and rams it where the sun don't shine and without any lube!
And for those who really want to see the SP but just can't bring themselves to pick one of the main political party sessions, there's the following:
The Any Other Option Session. $200. GFE, DATY, DFK, positions, and everythings on the menu. Because intelligence is not always its own reward.
I'm sure others who are more politically astute than I am can come up with much more creative descriptions of what should be included in the services that will be provided by "voting" for a session in the name of the parties. Unfortunately, I had to restrain myself for fear of being banned.
I'm surprised none of the ladies have considered a similar marketing opportunity. Just think, they could offer and price services in such a way that they could gauge the public mood and predict the election results. But of course they should all be priced so they net out the same initially so that people don't just opt for the cheapest price. For example:
The Conservative Session. $200. No kissing, no holding hands. Lights must be out and only the missionary position is allowed. And she kicks your ass out the door if you ask for a duo (you pervert you).
The Liberal Session. $200. And then another $200 for the SP's agency to promote how great they are. Lots of kissing ass and you get a real GFE - since she'll have her hands in your pocket throughout.
The NDP Session. $200. Then another $200 when you get the SP inside the door after you get lots and lots of promises as to services that will be provided because the SP knows in the end she'll never have to perform. When the session's over, she gives you $200 back as a gesture of equality and true socialism. You see, this means you only paid her $200 and she paid you $200. True equality for all, even if it was all your money to begin with.
[But check to make sure you still have your rings after the SP leaves. And notice the sex of the SP isn't specified. ]The Bloc Session. $200. But that's just the initial price. More of an S/M session. Lots of threats and lots of upsell. After she's drained you of your manhood and coerced every last concession from you that she can get and you have nothing more to offer - she uses a very large strap-on and rams it where the sun don't shine and without any lube!
And for those who really want to see the SP but just can't bring themselves to pick one of the main political party sessions, there's the following:
The Any Other Option Session. $200. GFE, DATY, DFK, positions, and everythings on the menu. Because intelligence is not always its own reward.
I'm sure others who are more politically astute than I am can come up with much more creative descriptions of what should be included in the services that will be provided by "voting" for a session in the name of the parties. Unfortunately, I had to restrain myself for fear of being banned.
