Sounds dirty but...it isn't

[niteowl]

Another inspiration from Massageseeker

What sound dirty but it isn't?

In Pro Rodeo they have Bareback Riding, Meaning they ride a horse without a saddle.

In baseball, DP means double play.

 

[hitrack]

I always get a big dorky grin when ever I see car license plates with the letters BJ, or 69 together

 

[dirtydan]

Look at curling, especially women's curling. Players screaming at the top of their lungs to "hurry, hurry hard!!!!" and "YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!"

 

[Saffire]

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In The Office, Aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!!
5. Hmmmm, I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In A Law Firm, Aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offence?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!!!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?​

...and my personal favorite...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In Golf, Aren't:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter!!!
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.​

 

[niteowl]

Swimming Event: Breaststroke

In UFC Royce Gracie won most of his matches while on his back.

 

[yogi]

At my last medical exam, they discovered I have an angina.

 

[mick_eight]

Me too Yogi, but mine is a cute angina

 

[schizo_man]

poke check
"and they're going at it behind the net...."
"oooh he got him from behind that time"
got good wood on that one

 

[vancouverman]

 

[niteowl]

I know of a place that sells Chocolate Cream Pie!

 

[niteowl]

CCM t-shirts

I scored last night!

I score frequently.

I see your 5 hole!

Wanna see my one-piece?

 

[Hardatwork]

Looking at the hockey boxscores usually brings a smile to my face when I see Columbus Blue Jackets... yup CBJ

 

[LonelyGhost]

any time i see an ad that says "... ask your service provider for details ..."

 

[lars_from_mars]

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, But In Golf, Aren't:

That reminds me:

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! .
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

 

[niteowl]

One time while I was with a club and playing curling for fun, we taped one shoe to slide and fit a rubber sole to push off with. Well one woman there had trouble with the sole and said aloud " this rubber is too big!" We all laughed then she said "you'll never hear that from a guy".

 

[chiapet]

There is a company in Calgary that, I believe, does oilfield equipment servicing, called BJ Services.

I wonder how many prank calls a week they get?

 

[maxx50]

Get some wood

Yep in my job as a carpenter.. it just one sexual inuendo after another all day long ... We use a lot a of srews on sun deck s and sub floors ... so we are just srewing all day day ... or banging the wall nailing the studs.... stick that stud here ... how meny studs do you need.. how big a post do you want... I give you this one... just all day long// f&^% ing the dog.

 

[vancouverman]

for some reason .. word greek ..... will never be the same for me

 

[Golfguy]

golf wins

Speaking as a golf pro...I hear all kinds of inuendo all day long...hehe long.

 

[Marvin]

for some reason .. word greek ..... will never be the same for me

What happened? Did 50 come over last night?