Sorry, must be said!

[Vienna]

Now this post isn't directed to everyone, just those who aren't circumsized. LOL

Gentlemen, please please PLEASE, if you aren't circumsized, be sure to clean under the skin. I cannot tell you how many men come to the studio and expect a nice session, but they forgot to clean under the skin resulting in them having what SP's call 'Cheese Dick'. How the hell, am I supposed to get into the mood, when I pull your skin down and I see a nice white ring of 'CHEESE' in there? Pretty gross.

It's pretty bad, that it's gotten to the point that when the gentlmen rolls over and I see he isn't circumsized, I just know that when the moment comes where I have to touch it and pull the skin back, that the nasty, vile cheese smell will erupt throughout the room. And quite frankly, that isn't cool. Prove me wrong and clean the damn thing!

For some reason, it seems like lately there have been some pretty extreme cases of this 'Cheese Dick' situation. Honest to God, PLEASE get in there, pull that damn skin back and scrub it. Don't be scared because afterall, it is your penis.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ALLAH and whatever the hell else, please clean your uncircumsized c**k!

Sorry, it had to be said and that is all.

 

[Paige Reid]

You would be surprised how many men don't do this...

 

[Vienna]

WTF! who doesn't clean their cock? If a dude doesn't have the brains and ability to clean his own dick then he doesn't deserve to get laid. Paying for it or not.

You'd be surprised...seriously. This is why I've had enough and honestly can't bare it anymore, so I had to post this thread. And it's always guys who aren't circumsized that have this vile cheese smell. Ask any SP and she'll tell you, this is true. Maybe some SP's are afraid to say it, but I just can't stand this anymore. If the guy hasn't cleaned properly, this seriously affects his service level. I mean, seriously...can you imagine this....very gross.

 

[Vienna]

Yay!!! Sarah agrees...

 

[WreckBeach]

I had a discussion with a male friend of mine recently about womens' sexual preferences and the like. When I asked if my buddy was circumcised, he said he wasn't. Then I went on to ask him if he cleaned under the foreskin. He became very confused as to why you had to clean that particular area. After an explanation as to why he needed to do so, he left with a rather mortified expression. I guess he now knows why his usually sexually adventurous girlfriend won't give him head.

Also, same goes to the ladies- I'm sure most of the lovely ladies on here all keep clean, but for the few that don't- please clean under the hood. Stuff does have a tendency to collect under the clit hood, it seems. Not very pleasant for when a guy is going down on you.

Sex and mutual cleanliness is a two-way street. Everyone is bound to have some sort of natural smell to them, but excess BO is just horrible. Keep clean. Shower. Then everyone'll be a lot happier.

 

[Vienna]

I've been uncircumcised for as long as I can remember and I figured the cheese dick thing out when I started showering by myself, which was about 4 years old, not 40. I would gross myself out never mind some lady I'm expecting to pleasure me. I am actually surprised this an issue with grown men. You are definitely justified in saying something.

Thank you. 8 out of 10 men who aren't circumsized have cheese dick. No lie.

It's quite simple actually, anywhere there is loose skin on your body that has a 'fold', requires extra cleaning attention. If these areas aren't taken care of, smells and nasty stuff just love to hide out in these little areas. Once all that shit is in there, it's in there for good unless you get to it and get your hygiene taken care of in the correct way.

Lucky for me, I don't have a lot of that skin some women have down there and my hood doesn't have any skin either. I still scrub like a crazy woman, however there are no hidden treasures down there for me. No hidden surprise smells either.

Like I said, I've had men from 18 yrs old to 60 yrs old whom all had this problem, I'm just sick and tired of grinning and baring it. Next time I encounter it, I swear I'm gonna vomit.

 

[storm rider]

I myself am uncircumsized and I have never had a problem...because the idea of personal hygiene is a no brainer......I have received numerous compliments from SP's/Sugarlings I have seen with regards to my grooming.....because it stands to reason if I expect the gal to smell nice and be properly groomed I should damn well give her the same thing in return.

Unfortunatly for the gals there are some guys that just dont have a fuckin clue about this....and for the most part they are guys that get punished with the ol "YMMV".

SR

 

[OriannaXO]

Sooo true it does fill the room up with the smell sometimes even flavoured condoms dont mask it much.....

I appreciate the post

 

[uncleg]

+1 but usually to the ones it is direct to don't believe that it is to them

-Best is the cruel honesty...As none like to be told that they smell (pie or cheese smell)
Tell them that maybe they need to refresh or you can't perform a good session
-Second option is to stand up grab a wascloth and wash them like baby(but if they never pull down the skin the smell will come back within 5min accumulation of bacteria for so long doesn't disapear like that).This option have sometime a bad reaction from pooners as they are insulted but WE should be insult that they even dare showing up not clean
-Avoid the problem put some alcohol underneath your nose so you can't smell and close your eyes so you can't see it


The last time i approach the subject of a smelly penis it was quite interesting to see how many guys ask me if they smell(and it was really not adress to them).Sometime the more conscious are the one that should not be worry

Penis shouldn't have any smell if they isn't any precum...You ass should not smell either
Do the test...past your fingers around your penis skin pull down..Same with the ass..
If there is a wiff..Hmmm not good and normal

While some ladies have no problem educated some men and telling them..Some feel that is common sence

Victoria

Option # 3 --- offer them some crackers for their cheese.

 

[Josie-1]

You'd be surprised...seriously. This is why I've had enough and honestly can't bare it anymore, so I had to post this thread. And it's always guys who aren't circumsized that have this vile cheese smell. Ask any SP and she'll tell you, this is true. Maybe some SP's are afraid to say it, but I just can't stand this anymore. If the guy hasn't cleaned properly, this seriously affects his service level. I mean, seriously...can you imagine this....very gross.

Very Very true!

 

[dahamma]

I couldn't imagine showing up to a session with piss poor hygiene ...I'd be embarrassed as fuck
vics vaporub on the other hand would suck if it came into contact with mister happy though.....now that would be a loud session hahaha

 

[athaire]

Wow......this thread is awesome.....should have been posted earlier in Dec/Nov, it would have made the "Most Interesting Tread of the Year" poll.....

 

[Vienna]

Option # 3 --- offer them some crackers for their cheese.

LOL yuck!!!!!

 

[Vienna]

Okay so I'm going in to work tonight....let's hope and pray I don't have to experience this again. Ladies I'm praying for you too! LOL

Everyone please take a moment for me! LOL jk

 

[Vienna]

Wow......this thread is awesome.....should have been posted earlier in Dec/Nov, it would have made the "Most Interesting Tread of the Year" poll.....

I was debating and debating as to how and when the hell I should post this thread. Now I really wish I would've posted it earlier, then maybe it would've made the 'Most Interesting Thread of the Year' poll!!! Then a lot of people would've read it for sure. Ah well....as long as this thread makes some guys do some extra cleaning then I'm fine.

 

[Vienna]

Omg Chelsea that ass smell is a whole other thread for christ sakes! LOL When they have both those smells, the session is pretty much over before it's even started because that is just 100% disrespectful.

Just because some SP's see more than 3 or 4 clients a day, doesn't mean she smells like it! LOL

I am constantly doing 'tests' to see if anything needs refreshing! LOL I'm pretty sure that I'm actually OCD about smelling fresh for my clients. I'd feel so un ladylike if I smelled of cheese, ass and whatever the hell else for my clients. Not a day in hell....

 

[bud68]

This is so gross. Can this thread be deleted after everyone has had their say???

 

[Vienna]

This is so gross. Can this thread be deleted after everyone has had their say???

This thread should not be deleted at all. Threads should only be deleted if there are incriminating, personal information etc in them. This thread isn't slander or any of that kind, it was simply posted by me as a reminder to those men who aren't circumsized to wash up and pay more attention to their hygiene in general.

It is really gross, I agree with you...however this is what we face every day. Just don't read it if it bothers you. We're all adults here.

 

[OriannaXO]

Who is paying who for service? Micro girls do this and more. I like having a little help buttoning my shirt back up.
putting my shoes back on, retying the laces. It's been done. One more reason I like asians. They know how to spoil a guy.

I have been asked once to put a clients shoes back on and tie them up, I found it really offensive and I thought that with everything else that I so enthusiastically did that just wouldnt be one of em. I also think the thread is very brave to begin with, no sp wants to be rude especially with any of our clients, but sometimes things just need to be talked about. This included! I appreciate that you broached a tricky subject with such humour and finess and as much as I wouldnt mind any of my clients showering (which I never dock time for because its considerate to me) the shower at my work is a small stall and doesnt accomadate two

 

[Bad Santa]

This is such a 2-way street. Although it doesn't happen as often as it used to, probably because review boards started, I still see the odd SP who smells like they threw her off a fishing trawler. Egad, fish and cheese, wouldn't that make for a pheremone inspired session??

Unfortunately I am circumcised so it's hard to build up the requisite cheese factor that would be required for this odorous combination. If it's true what they say about pheromones though, wouldn't that be the ulimate stank with skank turn on??!!

Sorry bud68, I agree this thread should have a "Too Gross to Even Contemplate" warning label on it! For us "sensitive" folks!