"sorry im late i was masturbating"

[mistermetro]

A woman walked into a tattoo appointment & she told the artist she wanted a realistic rendition of a turkey dinner on her right inner thigh, and a realistic rendition of a baked ham on her left inner thigh.

The artist agreed, but he asked the woman the reason for her request. She replied,

"My husband keeps complaining there's nothing good to eat between Christmas & Easter!"

And that, Ms Phoenix, is one of many reasons why you are a gift to our our forum1

 

[PoorGuy]

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...rand_new_first_day_sexy_scarlett_skye-4680786

She has reposted.

 

[Man Mountain]

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...rand_new_first_day_sexy_scarlett_skye-4680786

She has reposted.

And oh, look, it's still her "first day"

 

[Lo-ki]

Her bra tag almost matches her hair....LOL

 

[johnniejetpack]

For the record... i love this girl.

 

[golferjohn]

Reminds me of the lady, who had two "w"s tattooed on her cheeks. When she bent over she was a "wow"!!!

better than two 'M's

 

[Bridge]

And that, Ms Phoenix, is one of many reasons why you are a gift to our our forum1

I totally agree with your sentiments and the story is a side splitter!!

 

[sybian]

better than two 'M's

That would depend on if she was on her back or not.
WOW flipped over is MOM.

 

[UhOh]

She looks like fun